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Thread: Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake trailer up...

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    Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake trailer up...

    And it actually looks good. At least I think it does. Decide for yourselves: http://www.texaschainsawmovie.com/

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    Maybe I'm retarted but I can't find the trailer on the site.

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    Bahahahaha!

    Blahahahahah!!!!

    BLAIR WITCH MASSACRE!!!

    I'm sick to death of backlit smoky lighting/ sub Fincher atmospherics/ greased up supermodels and all this fucken gothic suburban fashion BULLSHIT!!

    The fact that it was made with a budget over 10 million dollars means that its a piece of shit. Do you think any of them saw Texas2 (still banned in Australia) at least?

    I wonder who they used for make-up FX?

    If it's good I'm gonna bathe myself in a tub of Coca-Cola and broadcast it on the Internet.

    I can't wait for Harry Knowles to shoot his load over it!!

    MEDIA-OCRITY RULES!!!!
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    well one good thing is that this will expose the original to a whole new audience. Most of those people (teens and preteens) will probably not appreciate it and think it sucks, but at least it will be seen by a new wave of fans.

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    Hmmm....it looks alot more like the original than I thought it would and I noticed one shot lifted straight from it. I don't know...seems about as pointless as remaking Psycho.

    Where was this filmed? I get pissed off when they don't even film a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE film in TEXAS.


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    Originally posted by chuk hell
    Hmmm....it looks alot more like the original than I thought it would and I noticed one shot lifted straight from it. I don't know...seems about as pointless as remaking Psycho.

    "pointless" is the perfect word, all right.

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    Since when does a movie's budget have anything to do with it being good or not? Sure the remake is pointless but they made it, it may turn out good...may turn out to in fact be a miserable piece of shit....who knows until we have a chance to see it?

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    Waiting for the dvd as well....when the Psycho remake came out, i went to see it. I thought that it was kinda strange that somebody would do an exact remake, and figured their must be something more there than i knew of. Imagine my surprise as i was treated to a shot-for-shot piece of suckass cinema, complete with bad acting. The original TCM stands up well, and isn't old enough to warrant a remake.

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    In the words of Gunnar Hansen himself, "Why remake a film that has already accomplished what it wanted?".....NEED I SAY MORE.

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    BLAIR WITCH MASSACRE!!!

    I'm sick to death of backlit smoky lighting/ sub Fincher atmospherics/ greased up supermodels and all this fucken gothic suburban fashion BULLSHIT!!

    The fact that it was made with a budget over 10 million dollars means that its a piece of shit.

    I wonder who they used for make-up FX?

    If it's good I'm gonna bathe myself in a tub of Coca-Cola and broadcast it on the Internet.

    I can't wait for Harry Knowles to shoot his load over it!!

    MEDIA-OCRITY RULES!!!!>





    So, fucking true. I can't believe the amount of fans that are standing up for it with comments like"Oh, it looks good.", Oh, It looks better than expected!", "It should be worth seeing." If Michael Bay would take a shit on celluloid acetate these people would say the same thing. I laughed when I saw that trailer.
    See You Ate Her

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    I thought it looked like fun,however i became queezy when i saw the words
    "Micheal Bay"
    This could trouble....however, it will bring many new fans to the original and this could be a good movie. I will remain hopeful about it.

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    It looks good but do we really need a remake? Who is the cast? Does anyone know who these people are?

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    Like the majority, I believe one thing --

    THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HORROR!

    It is also a direct slap in the face to horror fans in general. Who would take this job? Marcus Nispel must have been on something, when he believed he could make a movie with even one ounce of the intensity featured in Hooper's. This will be 'Chainsaw' for the 'Scream' generation - a self-referential piece of trash with off-camera deaths and "flashy" editing...

    It shouldn't be! Why not just re-release the original? I'm sure they'd make enough money from it...Heck, the fucks make enough from the DVD!

    I checked out the trailer, and I have to say, even though it is neatly edited, and offers a creepy vibe, it isn't going to trick me! We all know that this film will turn out like every other "slasher" flick of the late 90s.

    Perhaps I'm being too harsh, since I haven't seen it and all, but unless Nispel can pull off a Savini (like Tom did with his take on 'Living Dead'), this new 'Massacre' will likely suck chainsaw fuel...

    They should boil this abomination down into head-cheese.

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    They had to get some unknown hack young-blood film-school wiz-kid to direct it - no-one else would touch it. Look what he's made - Faith No More and Janet Jackson videos!! He doesn't even have good taste in MUSIC!!! This is gonna be AWFUL!!

    I thought Savini's Dead remake was completely un-necessary and forgetable.. Psycho I didn't even bother with...Michael Bay is trying to become a mogul. It's calculated, premeditated money making, thing is we already got the thrills from the first one, this is like fucking a corpse...or as Johnny Rotten said on the ill-fated Sex Pistols US tour 'EVER GET THE FEELING YOU"VE BEEN CHEATED?'

    Bay didn't even have the nerve to offer it to Victor Salva...

    The more you think about it, the worse it gets! The only way to protest this dreck is with yr pocket!!! PLEASE MAKE IT FLOP! SHUT THE MOFO'S DOWN!!

    Heheheh!


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    Originally posted by ROBERT BLACK
    I can't believe the amount of fans that are standing up for it with comments like"Oh, it looks good.", Oh, It looks better than expected!", "It should be worth seeing."
    Well, I'm saying that because I think it looks like it could be good. And because it actually looks much better than I thought it would.

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