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Thread: The Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine

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    Re: The Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin Bougie View Post
    I'm not at all grossed out in the least by the idea of the sex toy, or even by the visual of you using the sex toy...

    ... but I am absolutely grossed out by someone buying a sex toy, using it, AND THEN RETURNING IT.
    It's kind of funny that you mention that, because I forgot to figure in that I couldn't return all of the accessories when I was thinking of the refund, so of course, I only got $775 back ($100 less on the machine itself) and now have a bunch of latex tubes and plastics, etc. left over over. And of course, I have a new receiver for "manual use" which still works better for me then using the machine to power it.

    Now a Sybian...I don't know how you could return that, because the woman has to ride the machine itself...THAT is kind of creepy to think about getting a "re-conditioned" Sybian that some woman rode and sweated on and possibly squirted on...


    ...or maybe that's not so creepy?

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    Re: The Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine

    It's coming back, because I'm bored...

    I should tell you that I actually tried the Venus again recently, using different (and, I had hoped, more accurate) measurements than I had had on file, and for the price they ask (almost $1000 all told, remember), it still didn't cut it, so I sent it back again for another refund.

    I've used part of that refund to go Japanese. I had tried a Tenga cup before (Deep Throat Hard, IIRC) and it was literally the best, most realistic feeling I've had with a toy, but I'm lazy, and I really wanted something automatic that would do the work for me, so I splurged on this at the Toy Demon web site (with a 15% off coupon I found on Facebook), and if it doesn't work out, I'm going to go for one of those Meiki's those guys rave about over there (or possibly, one of the fancy re-usable Tengas), and if THAT doesn't work, I may just have to get up of my ass and find a real, working, human vagina...

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    Re: The Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean G. View Post
    ...I really wanted something automatic that would do the work for me, so I splurged on this at the Toy Demon web site (with a 15% off coupon I found on Facebook), and if it doesn't work out, I'm going to go for one of those Meiki's those guys rave about over there...
    In case that link ever dies, that goes to a combo R-1 + A10 Cyclone attachment from a Japanese company called Rends. Don't EVER buy this toy as it's a huge waste of money. I read the reviews, but decided to take a chance, and it turned out I have a similar problem to many--the motor simply slows down once I enter the toy. I'm not exactly a porn star down there, so needless to say I was pretty shocked that I was too thick. I know the stereotype is that Asians are small length-wise, but apparently the human testers for this product also had swizzle sticks between their legs.

    Bought a Meiki Maria Ozawa during the Black Friday-Cyber Monday sale. With the discount it presently costs about as much as a Fleshlight ($64.99 + S&H), but the difference is everyone raves about this thing. It looks weird, but hey, I can always turn out the lights...

    Damn it, why is finding a good fake vagina just as difficult as finding a good real one?

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    Re: The Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine

    Hmm, Fleshlight have some new toys since last I checked...that MILF Hunter one looks good, but it's so expensive, even during the July 4th sale....

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