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    Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Want to win a copy of the brand new and appropriately lengthy tome, John Holmes: A Life Measure In Inches by Jennifer Sugar and Jill C. Nelson? Damn right you do!

    Bear Manor Media have been kind enough to give us 5 copies of this insanely good biography of porndom's most famous woodsman to give away to a few lucky forum members, pun intended, and one of them could be you!

    How do you win?

    Post your best Holmes inspired piece of creativity! It could be a picture, a drawing, a video, a haiku, a poem - whatever strikes your fancy as long as it's Holmes related.

    This contest will run until November 23, 2008 and is open to everyone 18 years of age and older.

    Dig it. This book is seriously great. You want this. You need this.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    I don't think it would be fair for me to enter this as I think I'm the only person on the forum who ever worked with John Holmes. But I will share a quick story about what a nice guy he was when I knew him. It was on the set of Candi Girl. Serena and I had a sex scene in the back of a pick up truck. The establishing shots were done on a used car lot but the sex was being shot in the back of the truck parked in a farmer's field in New Jersey. The day was HOT over 100 degrees and Serena and I were dying from the heat. John wasn't in the scene and he wasn't part of the crew but he kept running back and forth between the set and the farm house to get us pitchers of cold water to throw on us to keep up from passing out. He didn't have to and no one asked him to he just did it. A real sweet guy. and let me add I was IN the porno business and worked in front of the camera and as a result wasn't intimidated by other guy's cocks but DAMN he was something to see in action.
    A dinosaur of the industry, and proud of it.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Great story and a great start to the contest!

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    I did this art installation a few years ago that represented my personal inadequacies compared to 'The King':

    Lith for nothing, or die fuh thomething!

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Isn't Ron Jeremy Jewish? That totally dismisses your scientific comparison.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Is that your entry? Get on it, Todd. You set the bar pretty high last time and you have some work to do.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Todd needs to make another video.
    I prefer Euro stuff to most stuff. If that makes me a snob just call me Troy Howarth.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    FYI they are pieces of cabana.
    Lith for nothing, or die fuh thomething!

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Huge Fucking Penis
    Didn't Block His Own Sex Scenes
    Spread Some AIDS Around

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Quote Originally Posted by Alyss N. View Post
    Todd needs to make another video.
    I have an idea but not sure about it. I am worried it would be too highly scrutinized. Kind of like someone who puts out a popular first movie, then the second one is too anticipated and falls down. Plus I can not act.

    Thinking about it though.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Bert needs to make another video.
    I prefer Euro stuff to most stuff. If that makes me a snob just call me Troy Howarth.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    I wrote one for the other contest. Despite Bert's manliness, his penis is tiny. not really John Holmes material.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Holy fuck. OK, we now have four copies of the book to giveaway, because Todd just won himself one.

    Damn. That bit with Paul was too funny. Excellent work. I'm thoroughly disturbed and strangely aroused.

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    Re: Win A Copy Of JOHN HOLMES: A LIFE MEASURED IN INCHES from Bear Manor Media

    Todd should win every future contest by default even without having to enter.
    I prefer Euro stuff to most stuff. If that makes me a snob just call me Troy Howarth.

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