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That prick Russell Brand.
The fucking inconsiderate cocksucker that keeps parking his dirty big fucking roadsweeper outside my house. He's been doing it for a month or two, dripping chemical-soaked water all over the road and pavement. I made him move it on Friday evening: he was planning on parking it there all weekend, like he has done for the past couple of weekends. He tried to give me backchat, but I gave him a verbal lashing and made him feel about ten inches tall. Prick! I came very close to bashing him; I haven't been so angry with someone for years.
There, Jonny: look what you've started There, I feel better for getting it off my chest.
I feel better because you feel better. That's why I started this thread. There's no point in keeping these feelings inside, you'll only start being bitter. It's best to let it all out.Originally Posted by Paul A J Lewis
Thank you, Jonny: it's been getting to me all weekend.Originally Posted by Jonny Redman
(Then again, I could pop round to the local pub, sit in the right seat and chat to the right people and have him kneecapped; but that's not the mature way to solve these problems, is it )
Both of 'em!Originally Posted by Jonny Redman
Sounds like a planOriginally Posted by Jonny Redman
Mind you, now that we've talked about it on the Internet, I don't think we'd stand much chance of getting away with it
I'll gladly take the heat on this Paul. You can plead insanity and I'll go down for a couple years pleading a minor manslaughter charge, they were both trying to bum rape me and I killed them with Nunchucks in self defense.Originally Posted by Paul A J Lewis
SIFL AND OLLY RULE!Originally Posted by Jonny Redman
Really annoying? I'd say the Walkie Talkie phones still, but for some reason they don't use them up here (at least I haven't ran into yet). Must be a Southern thing, thank the fucking Lord for that.
I guess the most annoying thing going on right now are the dumbasses trying to steal rims that are locked.
i don't know butchie instead.
That Liam Lynch song rocks the house!!! ROCK!!! RAWK@##$(I#$I#$!!!@!!!!!
Annoying stuff that needs to stop being used because it's no longer or never was funny:
That record scratch/skip noise
Men in animal or food costumes
A new trend in advertising I see coming is trebuchets. There are two ads with a trebuchet now and I guarantee that there will be 3 more by summer.
I agree. Bears were never funny, they're the biggest threat to our United States of America.Originally Posted by Matthew Allison
Odd. I once saw a documentary on Discovery (or some such channel) where some rich guy, out of boredom, built one and just started chucking cars and shit across his lawn. It was at that point, I vowed to build one if I ever got the chance just to fling random shit at abandoned buildings or the airport.A new trend in advertising I see coming is trebuchets. There are two ads with a trebuchet now and I guarantee that there will be 3 more by summer.
i don't know butchie instead.
I saw something where this guy put his wife in one at their wedding and he flung her into a net, which she promptly bounced the fuck out of, 15 feet into the air and straight into the ground...and then hospital.Originally Posted by William R.