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Ian Jane
05-01-2003, 04:55 PM
OK, here's how we'll make this one work....

Those interested in participating must be able to upload a jpg of their sideburns to the thread. We'll run it to for a few days and then take a vote. The winning contestant will be awarded a prize to be selected by me.

Submitting more than one picture is fine (hey, we all know sometimes it's hard to capture the magnitude of one's burns in one simple shot) but no photoshopping will be permitted.

I'm at work right now, but I can post a shot when I get home. The contest is open to anyone and everyone!

J Fresta
05-01-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
OK, here's how we'll make this one work....

Those interested in participating must be able to upload a jpg of their sideburns to the thread. We'll run it to for a few days and then take a vote. The winning contestant will be awarded a prize to be selected by me.

Submitting more than one picture is fine (hey, we all know sometimes it's hard to capture the magnitude of one's burns in one simple shot) but no photoshopping will be permitted.

I'm at work right now, but I can post a shot when I get home. The contest is open to anyone and everyone!

I may have to shave my beard and keep the sides for this one. Does that count?

-Jay

Gary Banks
05-01-2003, 06:35 PM
Sideburns?We don't need no steenking sideburns!

Besides Ian I thought you had the look everybody wanted!

Ian Jane
05-01-2003, 06:49 PM
Alright, one at a time here.......

Wendigo, if you have no sideburns, then, well, I dunno. I have no witty retort for you, sorry.... enter anyway!

Jason, I think if you have a full beard and shave it down, you have a good chance of winning. However, there's more to this contest than just length (how many times have you heard that one?), so who knows. Anyway, feel free to enter.

Gary, everyone needs sideburns, but if they do indeed stink, it's time to shower. And do I have the look everyone wants? Probably not. But it's fun to pretend sometimes.

Frank Estrada
05-01-2003, 07:29 PM
I can make mine curl forward like Sonny Chiba. Do I automatically win?

Ian Jane
05-01-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by MagnificentButcher
I can make mine curl forward like Sonny Chiba. Do I automatically win?

Maybe.

John G.
05-01-2003, 11:17 PM
Pffft.... So far this contest is a real bust...

Mike Long
05-01-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
I'm at work right now,

That's my favorite part...

mark t
05-02-2003, 01:00 AM
I think that this contest is a good idea...everyone knows that Canadians grow better sideburns...it's what separates us from the huskies.

Jared M
05-02-2003, 09:17 AM
i think any contest is a great idea. i wouldn't be able to enter this one as it would take me a couple of weeks grow some.

Ian Jane
05-02-2003, 01:15 PM
Alright, just to get the ball rolling on this....

This is an older picture, but it's all I could find (my digital camera is still packed in a box somewhere). In all honesty, they've been shortened since this was taken, but they're about twice as thick.

It'll give you all a good idea of what you can aspire to be though.

Frank Estrada
05-02-2003, 04:13 PM
I have to say this:

I've personally stared the man down before with my own two eyes- but that photo made me about fall out of my seat. Ian is one classy dude.

And he's right, they are much thicker now...almost Sasquatch-like. He's Canadian, so this makes sense.

Ian Jane
05-02-2003, 05:06 PM
I'm half sasquatch, you know. I'm still waiting for The Chad to get in on this. He wanted this contest to happen and now he's punking out. Same with the Human Tolch.

MB, you're off the hook cause we all know you can't grow sideburns.

Frank Estrada
05-02-2003, 05:21 PM
They end up looking like starving caterpillars.

Ian Jane
05-02-2003, 05:25 PM
Maybe you should try and win on originality.

Chad Haden
05-02-2003, 10:04 PM
this is the best picture i can find at the moment but it'll do till i get a better one up, besides I'm two fisting black and tans while my then girlfriend looks on in awe/disgust

mark t
05-03-2003, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
I'm half sasquatch, you know. I'm still waiting for The Chad to get in on this. He wanted this contest to happen and now he's punking out. Same with the Human Tolch.

MB, you're off the hook cause we all know you can't grow sideburns.

Where did this "Human" element come in? And the whole truth is, I don't have access to a digital camera right now...if you leave it open until Tuesday, I will. But there's no chance in hell i can beat Happy King's burns anyway...those things plain RAWK.

Wait till July though...I'm cultivating my facial hair for my vacation.

Ian Jane
05-03-2003, 08:04 PM
We'll leave it open until next weekend, so you can join in too. Chad gets bonus points for including alcohol in his picture.

Ian Jane
05-03-2003, 09:38 PM
I have much better taste in clothes than that guy.

Ian Jane
05-03-2003, 11:46 PM
The resemblance starts and ends with the facial hair. He's big and burly and buff, while I'm tall and skinny with a drinking problem.

Chad Haden
05-04-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
The resemblance starts and ends with the facial hair. He's big and burly and buff, while I'm tall and skinny with a drinking problem.

And a good record collection

Ian Jane
05-04-2003, 12:18 AM
Thanks The Chad. Let the record show that so far you are winning the contest (seeing as I provide the prize, I am not eligible despite the fact that I clearly have the better burns). So unless The Human Tolch or some other worthy contender enters the fray, you're a shoe in to win yourself a free DVD.

Chad Haden
05-04-2003, 12:20 AM
Whoo! I'm numero uno! Just wait, that's not even my best picture.

Ian Jane
05-04-2003, 12:22 AM
Oh, I'm waiting alright. Kick ass, Slayer is on VH1 right now.

Garett L
05-04-2003, 01:03 AM
Just wait! Tomorrow everybody will be left in the dust! (as soon as I scan the picture at work tomorrow). Hey Ian Jane you should just send me the dvd now! :D

John G.
05-04-2003, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Oh, I'm waiting alright. Kick ass, Slayer is on VH1 right now.
Elaborate please... I just turned it on and all I see is a bad music video playing during "The 80s." :(

Garett L
05-04-2003, 12:45 PM
Here's my burns! I now have a chinstrap. I'm wearing m Haunted shirt. Love the metal!

Ian Jane
05-04-2003, 12:55 PM
Let's see now...

Chad has booze in his picture. But HH has crazy burns and some tattoos showing.

The competition is getting interesting now!

Chad Haden
05-04-2003, 10:58 PM
you can get with this or

Chad Haden
05-04-2003, 11:00 PM
you can get with that

Garett L
05-05-2003, 12:21 AM
Where's all the people with burns? Are we a dieing breed?

Chad Haden
05-05-2003, 12:51 AM
I believe we are my friend, it's sad that the people who lack them don't realize that chicks dig the 'burns.

Garett L
05-05-2003, 12:52 AM
Chicks do dig the facial hair! Minus the stash. When I grew one my girl wouldn't give me any sugar.

J Fresta
05-05-2003, 01:03 AM
How about these?

my hair is pull back so i look kind of weird.

J Fresta
05-05-2003, 01:07 AM
Here's another....

J Fresta
05-05-2003, 01:08 AM
Last one...

mark t
05-05-2003, 07:42 AM
Mine will be in by Friday...I don't know, the competition is pretty fierce....HH and Jason have some pretty killer burns. But The Chad's are well groomed and very effective.

Jason, stop harshing my mellow....

Ian Jane
05-05-2003, 11:30 AM
Finally, a few more people enter the fray. And it's true, ladies do dig the burns.

We're a hairy bunch, we are.

Kyle Bachman
05-05-2003, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by mark tolch
I think that this contest is a good idea...everyone knows that Canadians grow better sideburns...it's what separates us from the huskies. from the canadians i see, there isnt much difference from them and huskies :\

Ian Jane
05-05-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by DrunknDeath
from the canadians i see, there isnt much difference from them and huskies :\

It's true. If you're not careful, we'll poop in your yard and hump your leg.

Garett L
05-05-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
It's true. If you're not careful, we'll poop in your yard and hump your leg.

Too late I just did!

Frank Estrada
05-05-2003, 02:06 PM
"CHADSPOTTING"


There is a very short list of things that I hold dear to my heart, but once in a while, it's necessary to make additions to the list:

1. beer of obnoxious potency
2. comely lasses
3. Bruce Lee
4. the rawk
5. a good poo story

And now...

6. The Chad's "action photos"

The look of disgust that The Chad's dame is making in that photo is a look that is all too familiar to me.

Ian Jane
05-05-2003, 02:11 PM
He's definitely got the action shots down.

This is the most ridiculous thread ever.

Chad Haden
05-05-2003, 06:21 PM
I do try to take a good picture and if you think she looks disgusted there, you should of seen the look on her face when I suggested we go record shopping for the third day in a row or the disgusted look when...well nevermind.

Anyway Ian I disagree about this being the most ridiculous thread ever, I think it might just be the Best Thread Ever! or at least until after dinner when I create a very special thread "cue devilish laughter"

Ian Jane
05-05-2003, 06:27 PM
I think we should just leave it open forever and keep posting 'action shots.' I've got a few doozies of my own I could throw out this way later on.

Chad Haden
05-05-2003, 08:41 PM
Brilliant idea Ian, I say we go with it.

Daisy Gard
05-06-2003, 04:40 PM
There are some pretty nice 'burns on this board but I have to protest the exclusionary nature of this contest! It's not my fault I'm female and don't have a hairy face!

Hmmm...will taped-on sideburns be considered? Or maybe 'burns drawn on with a licorice smelly marker? Scratch that last idea. I might actually want to go out in public later.

Ian Jane
05-06-2003, 04:46 PM
Those will both be counted. As I said earlier in the thread, it's open to everyone. I think you should tape something crazy to your face and take a picture.

Daisy Gard
05-06-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Those will both be counted. As I said earlier in the thread, it's open to everyone. I think you should tape something crazy to your face and take a picture.

feast your eyes on this--

http://www.boomspeed.com/neildsidocky/daisyburns.jpg

Ian Jane
05-06-2003, 06:54 PM
Wow. That's gonna be tough to beat guys....

Frank Estrada
05-06-2003, 07:51 PM
It's gotta be either Jason X or Daisy.

Frank Estrada
05-06-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Daisy Gard
feast your eyes on this--

http://www.boomspeed.com/neildsidocky/daisyburns.jpg

Holy poo on a stick! What small animal had to die for that photo op? Were staples used?

Those are some burly burns, Burl Girl!

Chad Haden
05-06-2003, 09:57 PM
I think Daisy should win, not only is she a foxy lady but her sideburns would put the king (no, not Ian) to shame.

Ian Jane
05-07-2003, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by chad
would put the king (no, not Ian) to shame.

You're right. Nothing puts me to shame. I'll pick a winner this weekend!

I'll even announce the prize:

One hairy freak will win their very own copy of Black Heat.

http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Reviews/A-D/black_heat.html

Why Black Heat? Because I have two copies and it features sideburns.

My gererosity overwhelms even my own bad self sometimes.

Chad Haden
05-07-2003, 11:25 AM
That sounds like a quality film to me

Ian Jane
05-07-2003, 11:32 AM
Al Adamson only made quality films, The Chad.

Daisy Gard
05-07-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by MagnificentButcher
Holy poo on a stick! What small animal had to die for that photo op? Were staples used?

Those are some burly burns, Burl Girl!

No staples and only 2 pieces of tape since the top of the burn is tucked into the 'do rag. And to put your mind at ease-- no animals had to die in service of my facial fashions. That's the wonder substance known as maribou.

I do think someone with real burns should win. I just like to show off my ingenuity. And I think I deserve props for creative use of crafting supplies.

Ian Jane
05-07-2003, 12:43 PM
Props indeed. It was a very creative effort.

Garett L
05-07-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Props indeed. It was a very creative effort.


I second that!

Frank Estrada
05-07-2003, 03:02 PM
I thought Stinky might staple an actual porkchop to her face, but yeah, "maribou" works too, I guess. And I'm still not convinced that no animal violence occured ("maribou" sounds an awful lot like "caribou")!

Daisy Gard
05-07-2003, 09:21 PM
Correction to the above--

it's actually 'marabou' rather than 'maribou'. My bad. Incidentally, I got curious about what said "wonder substance" is made from and found out that, ick-- it's made from turkey feathers. Perhaps violence did occur so that I could have my scraggly mutton chops!
Exposed once again for poor spelling, lack of knowledge and cruelty to barnyard animals. Story of my life.

Chad Haden
05-07-2003, 10:32 PM
Well since Daisy has withdrawn from the contest, I vote for The Chad!

Garett L
05-07-2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by chad
Well since Daisy has withdrawn from the contest, I vote for The Chad!

Hey you can't vote for yourself! So I guess your vote goes to me!!! Thanks!

John G.
05-07-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Hardcore Horror
Hey you can't vote for yourself! So I guess your vote goes to me!!! Thanks!
Nah, you're automatically disqualified for wearing a shirt with a pseudo-thrash band's logo on it... For shame!!! :)

Garett L
05-07-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by John Gargo
Nah, you're automatically disqualified for wearing a shirt with a pseudo-thrash band's logo on it... For shame!!! :)

Coming from a guy with a megadeath avator! ;)

mark t
05-08-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Hardcore Horror
Coming from a guy with a megadeath avator! ;)

Haha. I think he might have you there, John.


DRI-The only thrash band that mattered.

John G.
05-08-2003, 09:31 AM
Pffft, if you don't think Megadeth is thrash, you haven't listened to anything before Rust in Peace... Just click on the link in my signature! \m/ :)

Ian Jane
05-08-2003, 11:21 AM
After putting much thought into this, I think The Chad can vote for himself.

The Human Tolch needs to post a burns shot soon.

J Fresta
05-08-2003, 12:03 PM
Than I'm voting for myself. :-P

With Daisy coming in as a backup! ;-)

it's too bad we're all so far away....i think a group shot would be friggin classic.

-Jay

Ian Jane
05-08-2003, 12:10 PM
It would be a facial-hair-a-go-go!

Garett L
05-08-2003, 02:48 PM
I guess i'll vote for my self also!


Next time at work I'll scan a picture of when I had my dirty beard and post it!

Frank Estrada
05-08-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Hardcore Horror
I guess i'll vote for my self also!





THE HAUNTED made him do it.

Garett L
05-08-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by MagnificentButcher
THE HAUNTED made him do it.

lol! Damn!

Chad Haden
05-09-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by xJasonxIsxDeadx


it's too bad we're all so far away....i think a group shot would be friggin classic.

-Jay

Could a camera handle all that sideburn beauty?

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 11:13 AM
I think it would explode with all the furry fury.

mark t
05-09-2003, 01:14 PM
THis camera sucks major ass. It doesn't bring out the majestic quality of my burns....

mark t
05-09-2003, 01:15 PM
and here's another of my ugly mug...i'm not just a pretty face.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 01:25 PM
Haha, you look very frightened in those pictures.

mark t
05-09-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Haha, you look very frightened in those pictures.

Like a deer in the headlights. I was afraid that i'd get beaten by THE CHAD. How do they look? Contrast issues aside...oh, and in the background, you can see the picture of you an me with Mike Ness.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 02:18 PM
Mike Ness has good sideburns too.

Frank Estrada
05-09-2003, 02:31 PM
The 'burns are comparable, but I think The Chad's photos have much better composition. They are action shots. The Chad looking at a Dolomite sign. The Chad drinking beer.

Tolchie looking scared.

I think The Human and The Chad need to have a pose-off.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 02:35 PM
Good idea. I think everyone should submit more action shots. Including the sideburnless butcher.

Frank Estrada
05-09-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Good idea. I think everyone should submit more action shots. Including the sideburnless butcher.

You haven't seen me in a while- I've got some shit going on, son.

Miracle Grow rocks.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 02:54 PM
Prove it and post an action shot.

Frank Estrada
05-09-2003, 02:59 PM
No camera, so these beauties are for my own personal enjoyment. The 90210 contest shall remain Butcherless, but maybe Luke Perry will chime in instead.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 03:12 PM
I have a camera and I actually think I have a picture of you somewhere....

Frank Estrada
05-09-2003, 03:13 PM
You're my friend. Don't make me have to kill you.

Chad Haden
05-09-2003, 03:37 PM
I will find more action shots so I can compete with the Human Tolch

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 04:58 PM
I will get some action shots as well.

mark t
05-09-2003, 06:11 PM
Shit, is it actually between me and the chad? Goddamit. I don't know if i can top his suaveness. Ian, i need more time...


Unless you post the pic of you and me at the rebels show....

mark t
05-09-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by chad
I will find more action shots so I can compete with the Human Tolch

The Chad, your burns have style, and you exhude a debonnairre style, the likes of which have never been seen before. Let's not call this competition...let's call it mutual admiration.



ie....don't make me whip it out.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by mark tolch
ie....don't make me whip it out.

Save that for your upcoming film career with Wendigo. And who said it was between you and The Chad? Hardcore Horror and Jason are in the running too.... (Daisy requested she not be).

mark t
05-09-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by MagnificentButcher
The 'burns are comparable, but I think The Chad's photos have much better composition. They are action shots. The Chad looking at a Dolomite sign. The Chad drinking beer.

Tolchie looking scared.

I think The Human and The Chad need to have a pose-off.

It was this post that did it. Sorry, i didn't mean to leave out the sideburn supremacy of the Hardcore Horror, or the mellow harsher burns of the jason. I thought for some reason that this post had Ian's name written beside it.

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 06:29 PM
Learn to read, cheech.

J Fresta
05-09-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Save that for your upcoming film career with Wendigo. And who said it was between you and The Chad? Hardcore Horror and Jason are in the running too.... (Daisy requested she not be).

Nice!

Should I post more?

I'm a virgin when it comes to blaxploitation....but i'm VERY interested!

May the best burns win!

-Jay

Ian Jane
05-09-2003, 06:33 PM
Everyone should always post more. It's what makes the forum fun.

Film talk and sideburns pictures. They go together like lesbian scenes and smoking monkeys.

Garett L
05-09-2003, 09:03 PM
I'll look for some more facial hair pics. On sunday I'll post some.

Is beards and chinstraps also considered?

Chad Haden
05-10-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Hardcore Horror and Jason are in the running too.... (Daisy requested she not be).

Haha the only competition I have is the Human Tolch and we could always combine our sideburns and take out the other two.

Ian Jane
05-10-2003, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by Hardcore Horror
Is beards and chinstraps also considered?

No.

J Fresta
05-10-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by chad
Haha the only competition I have is the Human Tolch and we could always combine our sideburns and take out the other two.

:mad:



:-P

J Fresta
05-10-2003, 01:21 PM
how's this for an action shot....

J Fresta
05-10-2003, 01:28 PM
and now i meet another extra credit requirment....

Frank Estrada
05-10-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by xJasonxIsxDeadx
and now i meet another extra credit requirment....



Oh man, THAT one was GREAT! I'm serious, this guy's a contender. That picture's fuckin' fresh.

mark t
05-10-2003, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by AmicusVP
My vote goes to Jay Dawg :D

I think mine does too. Beer, burns, and chicks. I'll rally the votes if you can get her naked in a shot....haha. No really, just kidding.
Please don't kill me. I didn't mean to harsh your mellow.

J Fresta
05-10-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by mark tolch
I think mine does too. Beer, burns, and chicks. I'll rally the votes if you can get her naked in a shot....haha. No really, just kidding.
Please don't kill me. I didn't mean to harsh your mellow.

hmm....lemme see if I can dig some up! ;)

I like roasted harsh-mellows.

-Jay

Chad Haden
05-10-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by mark tolch
I think mine does too. Beer, burns, and chicks. I'll rally the votes if you can get her naked in a shot....haha. No really, just kidding.
Please don't kill me. I didn't mean to harsh your mellow.

I also like naked ladies, and if I can't vote for myself I vote for the Human Tolch, he's a superhero y'know

mark t
05-11-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by chad
I also like naked ladies, and if I can't vote for myself I vote for the Human Tolch, he's a superhero y'know


That's pretty sweet of you to support my cool-ass burns. I like the HH and the Jason's burns for potency, but the Chad has my vote, just for style.

Ian Jane
05-12-2003, 11:13 AM
I will declare a winner tonight, so any last minute entries should be put on the fast track!

mark t
05-12-2003, 01:03 PM
Well, i would love to post more action shots, but for two things....i think that there's at least one other person here who's got me beat for sure, and the action shot requirements. Unfortunately, there was no camera out with me friday night (Birthday celebration), cause i went out with my hot friend becky who was wearing her catholic school girl uniform (drooooooooooollllll).

Could i make the effort and round up beers and chicks at work today? Probably, but working in a high school may present itself as a problem. Somehow, i don't think that the administration would think much of me in my office, taking pictures of underage girls in provocative poses with alcohol. Haha.

Anyways, it's good to know that the burns are out there, that some people are sporting them in all of their glory, and that us burnmasters can rock on in good company.

Ian Jane
05-13-2003, 12:27 AM
Well a day late but my decision is here. The winner is....


.....drum roll please......

Jason!

He managed to incorperate massive a stylish burns with a sense of style that somehow makes it all good. And though I think all of us who entered have something to offer the sideburn community, there can be only one winner and Jason is it.

So Jason, email me your address and I'll send you some free crap.

Chad Haden
05-13-2003, 12:32 AM
damn

Ian Jane
05-13-2003, 12:35 AM
Sorry The Chad. Maybe I'll run another participation contest in there here forums soon.

Chad Haden
05-13-2003, 12:35 AM
sounds good to me

J Fresta
05-13-2003, 12:54 AM
holy crap!! <:-]

My competition was VERY fierce! And I don't think i could stand up to the total style and neatness of my opponents. You people can really pull off the burns. Much better than I.

I'd like to thank the Academy of Ian for this opportunity to show off my burnliness.

After entering thousands of sideburn contests on forums across the world (wide web), competing for prizes as illustrious as Flying Nun compilation outake videos, and used slinkys, I've never been more proud of this victory on DVDManiacs....and THIS prize.....(music swells)

thanks to my manager......wait...WAIT....I'm not done!!......and my parents.....WAIT!!........and Barbasol.....

We'll Return After These Messages!

Garett L
05-13-2003, 01:49 AM
Way to go Jason!

This contest was a blast! It's good to see facial hair is still cool!

Now what's the next contest?

mark t
05-13-2003, 07:54 AM
Way to go Jason! We're all proud of you, for taking such good care in cultivating those gigantic burns of yours....and incorporating beer and women into your shots.

Ian Jane
05-13-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Hardcore Horror
Now what's the next contest?

Suggestions are welcome!

J Fresta
05-13-2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Ian Jane
Suggestions are welcome!

longest hair
biggest zit
most unique nose
thickest glasses
shave bizzarre things into chest hair
MOST chest hair
ugliest feet
prettiest feet
most attractive looking girl named Daisy
dirtiest socks
messiest rooms*
most guitars/instruments
biggest drum set
largest arms
most reptiles
show off horror/scifi displays

If i entered any of these it would be for show only. It wouldn't be fair if I won again. Although....I DO happen to be a very attractive girl named Daisy. So I would've won that one.

I like messiest room.

-Jay

Daisy Gard
05-13-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by xJasonxIsxDeadx


If i entered any of these it would be for show only. It wouldn't be fair if I won again. Although....I DO happen to be a very attractive girl named Daisy. So I would've won that one.

-Jay

Well you are pretty cute although there's another Daisy that works in a Chinese restaurant in my neighborhood. She could give you a run for the money.

I think I would be a natural in the "Ugly Feet" competition. I have a bruised toe, blisters and calluses that would make Shaka Zulu weep. Too much running and not enough pumicing make feet hideous to behold.

Chad Haden
05-13-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by xJasonxIsxDeadx

MOST chest hair


Dude I would totally win that one, I drink Irish Whiskey and it makes you grow chest hair like crazy

mark t
05-14-2003, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by chad
Dude I would totally win that one, I drink Irish Whiskey and it makes you grow chest hair like crazy


Damn, i thought it said BACK hair. I was a winner in that one for sure.