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Mike McPadden
07-30-2009, 05:59 PM
I actually compiled ten lists of ten for a glorious 100.

My top 10, in countdown order, are:

10. Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith – The Swinging Cheerleaders (1974)
9. Uschi Digard – Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
8. Mathilda Maye – Lifeforce (1985)
7. Christina Lindberg – Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974)
6. Barbara Crampton – Re-Animator (1985)
5. Isabella Rosselini – Blue Velvet (1986)
4. Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon – Showgirls (1995)
3. Joyce Hyser – Just One of the Guys (1984)
2. Renata Moar - Salo: 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
1. Linnea Quigley – Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Here's a link to my annotated Top 10 with loads (pun intended) of NSFW pictures, plus links, at the end, to my previous 90 selections:
http://kl.am/1P2K

Matthew Cleary
07-30-2009, 06:17 PM
No Nurse Karen from Halloween II = no list

Mike McPadden
07-30-2009, 06:21 PM
You can make your own list, Matthew! In fact, please do!

Stefan A.
07-30-2009, 07:06 PM
Jane Fonda in Barbarella is probably my fave...along with Jill Schoelen's totally gratuitious nude scene in The Stepfather. Beverly D'Angelo's nude scene in National Lampoon's Vacation is also great.

Grace Jones in Vamp is real hot.

Rose McGowan made The Doom Generation worth watching.

As a kid, I loved Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon.

Anyway, your list is pretty good.

Daniel S.S.
07-30-2009, 07:42 PM
Not sayin' they're the greatest but they're among my favorites:

Rosalba Neri - Slaughter Hotel
Erika Blanc - The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave
Auretta Gay - Zombie
Suzane Carvalho - Women In Fury
Gail Harris - Cellblock Sisters
Julie Ege - Creatures the World Forgot

trying to remember some more...

Mike McPadden
07-30-2009, 07:46 PM
I can not think of a single moment that more perfectly defines the concept of "gratuitous nudity" than Jill Schoelen in THE STEPFATHER.

And, believe me, it gratified me!

Christopher B.
07-30-2009, 07:57 PM
Mike, your article SHE WAS A RAINBEAUX is stellar!! I sent it to Cheryl's friend Ted who maintains a site with links to articles/reviews/tributes and photos.

I had no idea that Lesley(LEMORA)Gilb passed away in a car accident a few months ago. SHIT! SHIT!!:(

Mike McPadden
07-30-2009, 08:04 PM
Thanks, Christopher.

I wanted to send that piece to the official Rainbeaux site, but I couldn't find an email address. I really appreciate you passing that along.

Ryan O
07-30-2009, 08:16 PM
Ok...


Phoebe Cates in Fast Times and Paradise
Betsy Russell in Private School
Cynthia Myers in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Christina Lai in Escape From Hell
Jacqueline Jones in Black Venus (it's a cult movie because I say it is!)

etc.

Chris Para
07-30-2009, 09:26 PM
AWESOME LISTS!!



Julie Ege - Creatures the World Forgot

trying to remember some more...


^ I have never seen this film uncut on the legit or gray market... anyone?

Mike McPadden
07-30-2009, 09:57 PM
Ryan:

I'm write there with you on BLACK VENUS.

Daniel S.S.
07-30-2009, 10:26 PM
^ I have never seen this film uncut on the legit or gray market... anyone?

Re: Creatures the World Forgot. I saw this on a double bill with When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth around 1983 or 4. There was a theater in Manhattan, pretty sure at 47th St that was a goldmine for themed double features. I'm pretty sure I still have at least one of their fliers somewhere as a souvenir. If I can find it I'll post it.

Rounding out my ten:

Maria Rohm - Bloody Judge
Noelle North (?) - Slumber Party '57 (not sure if she was the actress who hangs around bare-assed for much of the movie)
Shirley Corrigan - The Devil's Nightmare
Ildiko Szucs (?) - Redline (again, not sure if this is the actress who has the nude fight scene toward the end of the movie. Whoever it was, she's the one I mean.)

Mike McPadden
07-30-2009, 11:04 PM
That theater on 8th Avenue with the double features was the Hollywood Twin.

It was porn, then it was a great revival house with double bills in each theater.

The Hollywood was the first place I saw ERASERHEAD and FREAKS - all in one glorious afternoon.

Then it went back to grimy, video-projected porn before closing in the early 90s.

I always thought that was the Hollywood on the TAXI DRIVER poster, but I can't be sure.

Daniel S.S.
07-30-2009, 11:08 PM
Mike - I was going to guess the Hollywood something... couldn't quite remember, so thanks. I'm off work the next two weeks so I'll have time to hunt around for that flier. I really hope I still have it. I'm pretty sure my friend has one as well.

Had a lot of fun evenings there in the early '80s. Everything from Bond double features, to M*A*S*H and Catch-22 to obscure genre films - but they always had a connecting theme!

Todd J
07-30-2009, 11:23 PM
the end credits for Body Double jumps to mind.

I dont think I could do a top ten. there's just to many awesome scenes.

Randy Thomas G
07-31-2009, 12:08 AM
7. Christina Lindberg – Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974)

2. Renata Moar - Salo: 120 Days of Sodom (1975)


How are we defining 'greatest'? I find the nude scenes in these films rather disturbing. Lots of good picks overall though.

Most of the memorable nude scenes are from my misspent childhood, when seeing a naked woman was a real event:

1. Lia Beldam - The Shining (1980) soon followed by the worst nude scene ever by Billie Gibson!!
2. Maria Rohm & Marie Liljedhal - Eugenie (1970)
3. Pam Grier - Coffy (1973)
4. Jenny Agutter - Logan's run (1976)
5. Joyce Hyser – Just One of the Guys (1984)
6. Linnea Quigley – Return of the Living Dead (1985)
7. Antoinette Christiani - Mudhoney (1965)
8. Uta Erickson - The Ultimate Degenerate (1969)
9. Uschi Digard - Cherry, Harry & Raquel (1970)
10. Mathilda Maye – Lifeforce (1985)

Robin Bougie
07-31-2009, 07:26 AM
Great list, Mike!

This is the first I have seen of your Mcbeardo site. Looks cool.

Timothy G
07-31-2009, 08:33 AM
The first thing that sprung to mind was Jean Hill and Mink Stole in DESPERATE LIVING. Can't say I enjoyed seeing that as much as Uschi's mammoth mammaries mashed up against a shower door, but it was certainly memorable.

David Huber
07-31-2009, 12:09 PM
Pam Grier- HIT MAN and COFFY
Monique Gabrielle- DEATHSTALKER II
Barbi Benton- DEATHSTALKER
Rosario Dawson- ALEXANDER
Linnea Quigley- RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
Deborah Maguire- THE DEVIL'S GARDEN
Marilyn Chambers- MY THERAPIST
Rosanna Arquette- THE WRONG MAN
Phoebe Cates- FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

Mike Howlett
07-31-2009, 02:25 PM
Brigitte Lahaie in GRAPES OF DEATH.

Mike McPadden
07-31-2009, 02:28 PM
That was the difference between the Hollywood and the surrounding grindhouses: that connecting theme.

I was always amazed by how disjointed the Deuce double features were - like CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and JOYSTICKS.

Robert Wilkins
07-31-2009, 04:17 PM
Edwige French and Rosalba Neri in "The Seducers"

Rosalba Neri in Lady Frankenstein

Ryan O
07-31-2009, 08:01 PM
Yeah, I'm on board with Grapes of Death, Return of the Living Dead and Logan's Run! Who is making the video comp? :D

Chris Poggiali
07-31-2009, 08:52 PM
That theater on 8th Avenue with the double features was the Hollywood Twin.

It was porn, then it was a great revival house with double bills in each theater.

The Hollywood was the first place I saw ERASERHEAD and FREAKS - all in one glorious afternoon.

Then it went back to grimy, video-projected porn before closing in the early 90s.

I always thought that was the Hollywood on the TAXI DRIVER poster, but I can't be sure.

Mike, you're right, that is the Hollywood Twin on the TAXI DRIVER poster. At some point in the late '80s it switched to Spanish language films (after the Cine 1 & 2 in Times Square was renamed the West Side Cinema and became a showcase for Troma and Sony Video releases). I saw CEMENTERIO DEL TERROR there as a second feature, long after it had hit VHS and the local Spanish TV stations. After that it went back to porn and then closed.

John Black
08-01-2009, 03:45 AM
My two faves in this category are Monica Gayle and Patricia "Patty" Wymer, two blondes who have covered their post-show business tracks very well.

Andrew Plona
08-01-2009, 08:26 PM
These are some off my favs off the top of my head

Linda Glaser - Humanoids from the Deep
Janet Wood - Up!
Jeramie Rain - The Abductors
Terri Johnson - Hand of Pleasure
Joelle Coeur - Bacchanales Sexuelles
Joy Bouchel - Pinball Summer

John Black
08-01-2009, 09:11 PM
I second Joelle Coeur, who was primarily a painter rather than an actress.

Lars Andersen
08-02-2009, 07:10 AM
This thread is worthless without pics! :D

D.Wilt
08-02-2009, 10:06 AM
Lynda Carter in "Bobby Jo and the Outlaw."

Lana Wood in "Dark Eyes" (aka Satan's Mistress, Demon Rage)

Taaffe O'Connell in "Galaxy of Terror"

Tina Romero and Susana Kamini in "Alucarda"

Roberta Pedon in "Delinquent School Girls"

Mike McPadden
08-02-2009, 02:27 PM
Roberta Pedon! There's an unsung mighty siren of the suck-sacks!

Mike McPadden
08-03-2009, 02:12 PM
Top 100 Cult Movie Nude Scenes: The Complete List

Here's my rundown of the rundown form Jayne Mansfield to Linnea Quigley. Please comment, debate, and point out how my choices make me a schmuck - or not!

http://kl.am/1VNY

John Black
08-03-2009, 02:24 PM
One chick who was really hot was the female lead in THE CHEERLEADERS--was her name Stephanie Fondue? That's off the top of my head, and I don't recall her having any other credits of note.

John M. Bernhard
08-03-2009, 02:55 PM
Candice Rialson in PETS
Linda Hayden in BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW
Susan George in STRAW DOGS
Alexandra Hay in HOW TO SEDUCE A WOMAN
Yutte Stensgaard in LUST FOR A VAMPIRE
Susan Benton in COVER ME BABE
Melanie Griffith in THE GARDEN ( HA GAN )
Susanne Sommers in MAGNUM FORCE
Rosalba Neri in THE SEDUCERS
Vanessa Howard in RISE & RISE OF MICHAEL RIMMER

Mike McPadden
08-03-2009, 03:06 PM
Stephanie Fondue is the chipper hottie from THE CHEERLEADERS which was her one and only nude movie.

Marshall Crist
08-03-2009, 03:23 PM
Lynda Carter in "Bobby Jo and the Outlaw."


Tina Romero and Susana Kamini in "Alucarda"



Thank you. That jaw-dropping moment where they are suddenly naked after a brief cutaway is delightfully surreal.

I agree about Pedon also. How could I not?

Mike McPadden
08-03-2009, 03:25 PM
I did kind of fuck up by not including BOBBIE JO AND THE OUTLAW, huh?

Ryan O
08-03-2009, 03:57 PM
Madeline Smith in The Vampire Lovers

Jeffrey Allen Rydell
08-04-2009, 01:12 AM
Madeline Smith in The Vampire Lovers
I am defenseless against every aspect of her in that film.

If I ever meet a ringer, I am done for.

Matthias E.
08-04-2009, 06:37 AM
I did kind of fuck up by not including BOBBIE JO AND THE OUTLAW, huh?

You did kind of fuck up by not including Marisa Mell (in Fulci's UNA SULL'ALTRA) and even more by not including Edwige Fenech (in just one of her uncountable nude scenes) in the Top 100! :eek:

Besides these failures: GREAT LIST! :D

Mike McPadden
08-05-2009, 06:54 PM
Edwige Fenech is a painful oversight. PAINFUL!

Ryan O
08-05-2009, 07:00 PM
I think you left out Phoebe Cates too. But hey, still a great list.