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William R.
01-28-2007, 11:49 AM
I've been jerked off at work.

Does that count?

Andrew S
01-28-2007, 11:50 AM
Well, I've never done it, but I have a friend who worked as a film projector who claims he would “jerk-off” when he was bored at work. He also says he would mentally award “Knockers of the Night” to the woman with the night’s best boobs.

Scott Ruhl
01-28-2007, 11:56 AM
I do but I'm not in denial. These days tho' I try and tone it down, I always feel empty on the trip back to my desk with my face flush.

Jesper Maintz
01-28-2007, 11:56 AM
I never jerk off at work - but as soon as I get home, I beat the shit out of that fucking monkey! As a matter of fact, sometimes I dont even get my winter jacket off before going at it. :D

John G.
01-28-2007, 11:59 AM
Yes, I post at the forum all the time when I'm at the office.

Scott Ruhl
01-28-2007, 12:04 PM
Aw, that's so touching, Scott. Is there a little missus there at work you think about, or just random events of the day, etc.?

I look inward.

mark t
01-28-2007, 12:04 PM
I've been jerked off at work.

Does that count?


I'd say hell yes, only because the same has happened to me, and it was good times. :)

William R.
01-28-2007, 12:06 PM
I'd say hell yes, only because the same has happened to me, and it was good times. :)

Knowing where you work, I bet it fuckin' was. :D

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 12:18 PM
I don't in general let alone do I feel the need to do it somewhere as inappropriate as work. It would be even more terrible for me as I work with kids. :eek:

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:22 PM
I have done it a couple of times. When you drive a truck all day long you get horny.

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 12:23 PM
I had sex in a bathroom at school once. I guess that doesn't count though.

mark t
01-28-2007, 12:31 PM
Knowing where you work, I bet it fuckin' was. :D


Haha...that never even occurred to me. Co-worker.

CO-WORKER!!!!

Don Guarisco
01-28-2007, 12:35 PM
Haha...that never even occurred to me. Co-worker.

CO-WORKER!!!!

"Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me..."

Adam A
01-28-2007, 12:46 PM
When I worked at Savers we would get boxes of porn that people would donate by mistake. [We'd get to take them home] Anyway, my boss was a ''jerk off in life'' So, yeah I'd go into the bathroom, and beat off to be passive. lol ''and to feel what it's like to get paid to wank'' I was with this girl for 4 years. When we broke up I was dating this 22 year old, and she was stalking me. She went out of town, and did a porn shoot for ''Swank'' She brought the magazine into my work ''Hollywood Video'' concealed in a Cubism art book , and gave it to my boss to give to me. So I come in, got this package, and was sitting in back eating my chicken nuggets. I started thumbing through the mag, and next thing you know..... ''Well, I didn't want to be there for 8 hours with a loaded gun!'' lol So that's two jobs now...............want to hear what I did at Target? lol
I really don't give a fuck about being appropriate in the workplace. I'll cum on corporate nonsense. [period] If you don't have relations with real women though, I don't advice getting into the habbit of pulling your pud everywhere & anywhere. Also, im my defense ''I've fucked a few times in public too'' One time on the ground behind one of those Halloween ''haunt houses'' My girlfriend was sitting on the ground afterward, getting herself composed, and I told her ''watch out for that big ass cockroach right there!'

Christoffer S
01-28-2007, 01:09 PM
Nope, never done it. I only wank at home where I can wank comfortably.

Adam A
01-28-2007, 01:10 PM
You know when you fill out an app, and it has that 50 question personality test that asks ''My stuff is always messy'' , and you have to pick ''agree'', ''strongly agree'', ect.? Maybe it should ask ''My stuff is often coated in cum.''

Earl Roesel
01-28-2007, 04:10 PM
I work outside, in 25 degree weather right now. Not exactly the most loinally stirring circumstance.

Jon Rollins
01-28-2007, 04:41 PM
I don't jerk off at work. My coworkers would be flabbergasted.

Jonny Redman
01-28-2007, 05:09 PM
I never jerk off, I'm scared of going blind.

Jonny Redman
01-28-2007, 05:17 PM
Or growing hair on your palms? Bollocks, I say. ;) Never hurt to squeeze one off. Just as well go blind during sex.

For your information Aaron I'm using a braille keyboard. I lied about being scared about going blind.

Aleck Bennett
01-28-2007, 06:30 PM
I work at home.




So I go to office buildings to jerk off.

Earl Roesel
01-28-2007, 08:06 PM
Or growing hair on your palms? Bollocks, I say. ;) Never hurt to squeeze one off. Just as well go blind during sex.

When I was in junior high we had a special seminar about sex education. These were outside people, not school faculty, teaching the course. Amongst other things, we were told with a straight face that masturbation led to blindness as it "affects the central nervous system". Further, gay/anal sex was more apt to bring about AIDS because "that part of the body just wasn't made for sex".

The whole business was all very peculiar really; it had all the earmarks of some religious crusade but this is a public school we're talking about. I guess that's Kentucky for you...

Lee O
01-30-2007, 10:10 PM
Never jerked off at work, but I have gone into the bathroom to take a picture of my cock with the camera phone and send it to a co-worker, who kept texting me, asking where I was.

Kieran M
01-31-2007, 12:19 PM
I have indeed.
Not so-much that the underside of my desk looks like an Elmers-Glue-factory-explosion, but... it has happened.