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Brian Lindsey
01-28-2007, 10:23 AM
If I can get paid while taking a dump, so much the better.

mark t
01-28-2007, 10:23 AM
I tend to avoid shitting in public at all costs. The couple of times that I've had to at work were because there was no other alternative.

Christoffer S
01-28-2007, 10:45 AM
I prefer not to (because my toilet at home is just so much nicer, I had it custom built to fit my ass) but if I have to I have to. Which is usually the days Ive had lunch at the super cheap pasta place down the road.

Scott Ruhl
01-28-2007, 11:01 AM
Every day. Sometimes 2 or 3 trips.

John G.
01-28-2007, 11:13 AM
It's a necessary evil, and make no mistake, it is evil. A man should only have to relieve himself on his own thrown and not have to deal with fucktards who don't courtesy flush, piss on seat/floor, or have the gall to use the stall immediately adjacent to you and interrupt one of the more sacred of daily rituals.

William R.
01-28-2007, 11:32 AM
I think I only did it once, and that was because I was sick. I went home soon after. I think my body is trained to not shit at the workplace. It may stem from avoiding the bathrooms during the school day.

Jesper Maintz
01-28-2007, 11:40 AM
I shit at work as often as I can.

Also, once upon a time, I "gambled" at work - and lost.

Scott Ruhl
01-28-2007, 11:42 AM
I shit at work as often as I can.

Also, once upon a time, I "gambled" at work - and lost.


LOL, same here!

Don't get me started on jerking off at work either.

Adam A
01-28-2007, 11:47 AM
Getting paid to'' jerk off'' at work is way more fulfilling!

Bård Haugland
01-28-2007, 11:50 AM
I've been to the toilet at school one time in 5 months. I hate public toilets.

Adolph L.
01-28-2007, 12:46 PM
if u gotta go, u gotta go. might as well get paid for it.

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 01:36 PM
Adam A. is a dirty, dirty man.

Stop pming me. *shakes fist*





;) :p

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 01:41 PM
Adam. There's no room on here for the two of us.

Just room enough for me and Alyss. :D

But he sends me movies, you don't. ;)

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 01:47 PM
I told you I would.


I know. :D

Todd J
01-28-2007, 02:22 PM
Only when I absolutely have to. and thats as much info as I care to share. Talking poop is where I draw the line.

Richard C
01-28-2007, 02:31 PM
Well I'm out of my house from 7 in the morning until 5/6 in the evening so it's not exactly healthy to hold it in.... besides my bowels aren't in the best of shape so I usually go at least once a day at work.

It's nice to see this place is still slopping around in the U-bend...

Paul A J Lewis
01-28-2007, 02:44 PM
What the hell is going on with all the bodily function-focussed threads?

Have you been watching SALO again, Aaron? :D

Paul A J Lewis
01-28-2007, 03:42 PM
Bodily functions are funny, Paul.
Are you sure you're not British? :p

Todd J
01-28-2007, 05:06 PM
Farts are the best. I get the best belly-laughs out of farts.

Jonny Redman
01-28-2007, 05:15 PM
I make poo when my bowels tell me to. If I'm at work when the bowels are moving then yes I go to the toilet. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? If you need to take a shit whilst at work go and fucking have a dump!

This reminds me of the shitbreak character out of 'American Pie' who wouldn't shit at school.

Aleck Bennett
01-28-2007, 06:28 PM
I work at home.






So I leave the house to shit.

Chad Haden
01-28-2007, 07:12 PM
If I gotta shit, I shit wherever's available

Richard C
01-29-2007, 01:24 PM
If I gotta shit, I shit wherever's available
Where's the strangest place you've shat Chad?

These take me back to the days of Frank....

Mike Howlett
01-29-2007, 04:32 PM
I love shitting at work... it's a single stall, lockable door. I get some of my best work done there!

Magnus Wersen
01-29-2007, 04:37 PM
I make poo when my bowels tell me to. If I'm at work when the bowels are moving then yes I go to the toilet. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? If you need to take a shit whilst at work go and fucking have a dump!

Amen! You can't really control your bodily needs and when it's time to go, it's time to go...

Chad Haden
01-29-2007, 07:31 PM
Where's the strangest place you've shat Chad?

These take me back to the days of Frank....

I dropped trou in a cemetary once. I was 11 or so and my mom was a volunteer caretaker at the cemetary in the little town where we lived, we were out there weedeating and mowing one day when the urge hit me so I just stepped behind some trees and shat.

Brett Evans
01-29-2007, 08:23 PM
I try to avoid it because I just don't feel comfortable and the toilets are kind of old.

Mike P
01-29-2007, 11:39 PM
Farts are the best. I get the best belly-laughs out of farts.

After reading the "Do Girls Fart" thread while at work, my co-worker and I looked up fart porn. Blasted it right through the speakers as people walked in the door. Best Day Ever!

Oh, and I don't #2 unless its about to come out either way. :(

Jason Allen
01-30-2007, 07:21 AM
I work at home. You can damn well bet I shit there.

Scott Ruhl
01-30-2007, 11:54 AM
Don't eat where you shit. Best advise evar.