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Aaron C
01-28-2007, 10:15 AM
I know of some people who simply refuse to do it.

Well, I say, what about you? What do you have to say for yourself?

Do you not mind some sitting in a stall next to pressing out a few clicks of flatulence, or do you find public restrooms in general to be utterly and inherently repulsive? Do you make an exception when you feel the head starting to crown, or do you wait for home?

Tell us what you think, goddamnit to hell!

Brian Lindsey
01-28-2007, 10:23 AM
If I can get paid while taking a dump, so much the better.

mark t
01-28-2007, 10:23 AM
I tend to avoid shitting in public at all costs. The couple of times that I've had to at work were because there was no other alternative.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 10:29 AM
If I can get paid while taking a dump, so much the better.

Absolutely. I shit on company time. Both metaphorically and quite literally.

Christoffer S
01-28-2007, 10:45 AM
I prefer not to (because my toilet at home is just so much nicer, I had it custom built to fit my ass) but if I have to I have to. Which is usually the days Ive had lunch at the super cheap pasta place down the road.

Scott Ruhl
01-28-2007, 11:01 AM
Every day. Sometimes 2 or 3 trips.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:03 AM
I prefer not to (because my toilet at home is just so much nicer, I had it custom built to fit my ass)...

Yeah, Swede, that's just like you. Your ass is just too good for any seat or anybody.

John G.
01-28-2007, 11:13 AM
It's a necessary evil, and make no mistake, it is evil. A man should only have to relieve himself on his own thrown and not have to deal with fucktards who don't courtesy flush, piss on seat/floor, or have the gall to use the stall immediately adjacent to you and interrupt one of the more sacred of daily rituals.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:25 AM
It's a necessary evil, and make no mistake, it is evil. A man should only have to relieve himself on his own thrown and not have to deal with fucktards who don't courtesy flush, piss on seat/floor, or have the gall to use the stall immediately adjacent to you and interrupt one of the more sacred of daily rituals.

John, that's a beautiful statement. You see, I'll mount the procelain queen in silence and solitude, only to have my though process coldly and dismally interupted as it is announced by Billy Bob Bupkisses' ASS that it just spewed trail bars into toilet water. Fucktards fantastic.

When I shit, I don't fucking fart. It just something that doesn't happen. But everyone else in the fucking department writes their own songs, music, and lyrics, and it's rude and fucking unjustified. I don't understand the need for such noisemaking, and it screws with my head. I'll stifle a chuckle or two, but my face becomes red and the noise becomes so unbearable and I don't want to burst out in a tantric fit of laughter and good times because Bob next to me, I'm sure, enjoys his letting of ills, and is completely oblivious to the sounds that star fishes make.

It sickens me, and leaves me bereft (*Please note: The definition of the term "bereft" means "unhappiness in love," and how that term alludes to anything is beyond me*).

William R.
01-28-2007, 11:32 AM
I think I only did it once, and that was because I was sick. I went home soon after. I think my body is trained to not shit at the workplace. It may stem from avoiding the bathrooms during the school day.

Jesper Maintz
01-28-2007, 11:40 AM
I shit at work as often as I can.

Also, once upon a time, I "gambled" at work - and lost.

Scott Ruhl
01-28-2007, 11:42 AM
I shit at work as often as I can.

Also, once upon a time, I "gambled" at work - and lost.


LOL, same here!

Don't get me started on jerking off at work either.

Adam A
01-28-2007, 11:47 AM
Getting paid to'' jerk off'' at work is way more fulfilling!

Bård Haugland
01-28-2007, 11:50 AM
I've been to the toilet at school one time in 5 months. I hate public toilets.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:51 AM
LOL, same here!

Don't get me started on jerking off at work either.

I'll get stared right on it:

http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/forums/showthread.php?p=405695#post405695

Don't blame Scott, since it was, afterall - inevitable.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:52 AM
Getting paid to'' jerk off'' at work is way more fulfilling!

That's right. You kids learn fast.

Adolph L.
01-28-2007, 12:46 PM
if u gotta go, u gotta go. might as well get paid for it.

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 01:36 PM
Adam A. is a dirty, dirty man.

Stop pming me. *shakes fist*





;) :p

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Adam A. is a dirty, dirty man.

Stop pming me. *shakes fist*





;) :p

Adam. There's no room on here for the two of us.

Just room enough for me and Alyss. :D

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 01:41 PM
Adam. There's no room on here for the two of us.

Just room enough for me and Alyss. :D

But he sends me movies, you don't. ;)

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 01:42 PM
But he sends me movies, you don't. ;)

I told you I would.

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 01:47 PM
I told you I would.


I know. :D

Todd J
01-28-2007, 02:22 PM
Only when I absolutely have to. and thats as much info as I care to share. Talking poop is where I draw the line.

Richard C
01-28-2007, 02:31 PM
Well I'm out of my house from 7 in the morning until 5/6 in the evening so it's not exactly healthy to hold it in.... besides my bowels aren't in the best of shape so I usually go at least once a day at work.

It's nice to see this place is still slopping around in the U-bend...

Paul A J Lewis
01-28-2007, 02:44 PM
What the hell is going on with all the bodily function-focussed threads?

Have you been watching SALO again, Aaron? :D

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 03:35 PM
What the hell is going on with all the bodily function-focussed threads?

Have you been watching SALO again, Aaron? :D

I'm in the middle of SERPICO, my dear friend.

Bodily functions are funny, Paul.

Paul A J Lewis
01-28-2007, 03:42 PM
Bodily functions are funny, Paul.
Are you sure you're not British? :p

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 03:44 PM
Are you sure you're not British? :p

I don't think so. I grew up thinking bodily functions were funny, though. :D

Todd J
01-28-2007, 05:06 PM
Farts are the best. I get the best belly-laughs out of farts.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 05:08 PM
I get the best belly-laughs out of farts.

I get the best belly farts out of laughs.

Jonny Redman
01-28-2007, 05:15 PM
I make poo when my bowels tell me to. If I'm at work when the bowels are moving then yes I go to the toilet. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? If you need to take a shit whilst at work go and fucking have a dump!

This reminds me of the shitbreak character out of 'American Pie' who wouldn't shit at school.

Aleck Bennett
01-28-2007, 06:28 PM
I work at home.






So I leave the house to shit.

Chad Haden
01-28-2007, 07:12 PM
If I gotta shit, I shit wherever's available

Richard C
01-29-2007, 01:24 PM
If I gotta shit, I shit wherever's available
Where's the strangest place you've shat Chad?

These take me back to the days of Frank....

Mike Howlett
01-29-2007, 04:32 PM
I love shitting at work... it's a single stall, lockable door. I get some of my best work done there!

Aaron C
01-29-2007, 04:35 PM
I didn't get to shit at work today, so I'm a tad depressed.

Magnus Wersen
01-29-2007, 04:37 PM
I make poo when my bowels tell me to. If I'm at work when the bowels are moving then yes I go to the toilet. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? If you need to take a shit whilst at work go and fucking have a dump!

Amen! You can't really control your bodily needs and when it's time to go, it's time to go...

Chad Haden
01-29-2007, 07:31 PM
Where's the strangest place you've shat Chad?

These take me back to the days of Frank....

I dropped trou in a cemetary once. I was 11 or so and my mom was a volunteer caretaker at the cemetary in the little town where we lived, we were out there weedeating and mowing one day when the urge hit me so I just stepped behind some trees and shat.

Aaron C
01-29-2007, 07:32 PM
I've shat in the woods before. I wonder if it's still there?

Brett Evans
01-29-2007, 08:23 PM
I try to avoid it because I just don't feel comfortable and the toilets are kind of old.

Mike P
01-29-2007, 11:39 PM
Farts are the best. I get the best belly-laughs out of farts.

After reading the "Do Girls Fart" thread while at work, my co-worker and I looked up fart porn. Blasted it right through the speakers as people walked in the door. Best Day Ever!

Oh, and I don't #2 unless its about to come out either way. :(

Jason Allen
01-30-2007, 07:21 AM
I work at home. You can damn well bet I shit there.

Scott Ruhl
01-30-2007, 11:54 AM
Don't eat where you shit. Best advise evar.

Aaron C
01-30-2007, 04:31 PM
After reading the "Do Girls Fart" thread while at work, my co-worker and I looked up fart porn. Blasted it right through the speakers as people walked in the door. Best Day Ever!

Oh, and I don't #2 unless its about to come out either way. :(

I'm glad I inspired such beautiful, comic relief. See? Everything does happen for a reason. Even pointless, fucked threads such as this one.