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Aaron C
01-28-2007, 10:11 AM
There is a phenomena in which some people believe that girls just simply don't fart.

Tell us your opinion! Here is where you can voice your concerns and be heard! What do you think?

Bill Pissott
01-28-2007, 10:12 AM
Bored today Aaron?

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 10:18 AM
Bored today Aaron?

You didn't vote! Or...are you in a state of denial? :mad:

Bill Pissott
01-28-2007, 10:20 AM
Take it from me, they do. I'm the only guy in my house and I share it with my Wife, Daughter, Mother and Sister. Trust me, they let 'em fly with the best of them.

Steve Barr
01-28-2007, 10:20 AM
They fookin' do. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amSK7SRgZNA)

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 10:26 AM
They fookin' do. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amSK7SRgZNA)

WAIT A FUCKIN' MINUTE!

At roughly ten to thirteen seconds in, a man in a white shirt, holding a bottle, almost half-innocently stumbles away from the group, scratching his hair to deter attention.

At roughly 24-26 seconds, attention is taken and the smell is noticed. This is a somewhat large gap for it to have been noticed had it been the male, (I would assume roughly 15-20 seconds) so I would assume it was the female. I need to do sound tuning to verify that it was heard and picked up by recording devices to ensure that this was A: How it was noticed, OR B: The smell is how it was noticed.

However, I smell... conspiracy.

John G.
01-28-2007, 11:07 AM
Girls fart... it's just when they do, it smells like rose petals and candy canes.

Gary Banks
01-28-2007, 11:10 AM
Not only do they fart but they will lie to your face about it while they're chipping one off. :eek:

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:11 AM
Girls fart... it's just when they do, it smells like rose petals and candy canes.

Not when the old one's do it. That smells like musk, dust, nails, and wood.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:12 AM
Not only do they fart but they will lie to your face about it while they're chipping one off. :eek:

The clicks of flatulence are their pedestal of lies.

John G.
01-28-2007, 11:14 AM
Not when the old one's do it. That smells like musk, dust, nails, and wood.
Girls lose their sexual identity after they hit a certain age. It's science.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 11:15 AM
Girls lose their sexual identity after they hit a certain age. It's science.

I'd say at about 25, or 18 if they're married. In my area, even younger.

It's funny, my friend and I were talking about that just the other day. For some reason, when they get what they want, that clam just...clams up.

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:02 PM
Of course girls fart. Haven't you seen fart porn? Or haven't your girlfriend ever farted while she was sleeping?

Terry Carpenter
01-28-2007, 12:03 PM
I heard one fart last night.Twice.

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:04 PM
I'd say at about 25, or 18 if they're married. In my area, even younger.

So you wouldn't banged a 25 year old chick when you where 18? Or something like that.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 12:05 PM
Of course girls fart. Haven't you seen fart porn? Or haven't your girlfriend ever farted while she was sleeping?

I had a girlfriend that queefed for five minutes after I got done fucking her. I had just lost my virginity, so of course I was like "Hey, what the fuck was that?" She explained. I was shocked I had packed that much air into her. What was I, fucking a balloon?

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 12:06 PM
So you wouldn't banged a 25 year old chick when you where 18? Or something like that.

I'd bang any shaven clam, Patrick. You should know me by now.

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:07 PM
I'd bang any shaven clam, Patrick. You should know me by now.

Of course. Hence the question ;)

I wanna buy you a dominatrix.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 12:09 PM
Of course. Hence the question ;)

I wanna buy you a dominatrix

Anytime you would like to do such an act of kindess for me, Patrick, would be greatly welcomed. You're so kind.

Sometimes, I'm just shocked that the world is so full of such beautiful people.

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:17 PM
http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSuGXcAPeE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5THx2MFTZw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfYpEL90w_0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzE5xiShHOE

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:20 PM
I had a girlfriend that queefed for five minutes after I got done fucking her. I had just lost my virginity, so of course I was like "Hey, what the fuck was that?" She explained. I was shocked I had packed that much air into her. What was I, fucking a balloon?

Queefs can be hilarious. But they can also be disgusting.

Alyss N.
01-28-2007, 12:20 PM
I remember coming across a title on a site once, Adventures of the Fart Bitches. o_O

We know it's fiction because girls don't fart.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 12:25 PM
I remember coming across a title on a site once, Adventures of the Fart Bitches. o_O

We know it's fiction because girls don't fart.

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Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 12:26 PM
We know it's fiction because girls don't fart.

I was in denial for a long time. I also didn't ''think'' girls poo poo. But I had to face the fact, and it was ugly.

Todd J
01-28-2007, 02:27 PM
Or haven't your girlfriend ever farted while she was sleeping?

From the types of posts Aaron generates, I wonder if he's ever seen a real naked woman before....

Adolph L.
01-28-2007, 02:37 PM
does a pussy fart count?

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 03:37 PM
From the types of posts Aaron generates, I wonder if he's ever seen a real naked woman before....

I have my magazines and my movies, Todd.

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 03:43 PM
does a pussy fart count?

Yeah, I think a queefer counts.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 03:45 PM
I was in denial for a long time. I also didn't ''think'' girls poo poo. But I had to face the fact, and it was ugly.

The pussy can make an ugly sound after air is packed inside.

Patrick B.
01-28-2007, 03:48 PM
The pussy can make an ugly sound after air is packed inside.

Yeah. Sometimes is make some kind of inflated sound. But if someone here likes it I would advise you to take the chick from behind and pop it in and out. Now that will make some vacum!

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 03:54 PM
Yeah. Sometimes is make some kind of inflated sound. But if someone here likes it I would advise you to take the chick from behind and pop it in and out. Now that will make some vacum!

It could wake the dead, Patrick.

Chad Haden
01-28-2007, 07:10 PM
Speaking from experience, girls are farting machines.

Aaron C
01-28-2007, 08:14 PM
Speaking from experience, girls are farting machines.

Care to share?

Mike Howlett
01-29-2007, 04:41 PM
My wife leaves me in a dutch oven every night. The other day, as I was leaving for work, she said she loved me, burped a long one, then immediately followed up with a good fart blast.

I love that woman... I laughed my ass off all the way to work.

Aaron C
01-29-2007, 04:44 PM
My wife leaves me in a dutch oven every night. The other day, as I was leaving for work, she said she loved me, burped a long one, then immediately followed up with a good fart blast.

I love that woman... I laughed my ass off all the way to work.

Now that's love.

James C
01-29-2007, 05:10 PM
As Frank knows, im a very gassy person and believe it or not my girlfriend farted first in our relationship, about two weeks into it even.

Last week she sat down next to me on the couch and i put my hand under her to grab her ass as she sat down and without missing a beat she looked at me smiled and fatred on my hand.

Scott Ruhl
01-29-2007, 05:17 PM
The fart but they sure don't poop. Figure that one out?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Chad Haden
01-29-2007, 07:33 PM
Care to share?

I dated a girl awhile back and we'd be driving down the road when I'd smell something horrible, but gentlemanly manners kept me from saying anything. This happened a few times and finally one night I was like "you farted, didn't you?" and she was drunk and said "oh yeah, i fart all the fucking time in here"

Jason Allen
01-29-2007, 10:14 PM
The fart but they sure don't poop. Figure that one out?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You sure about that? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1723714

Mike Howlett
01-29-2007, 10:17 PM
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!

Patrick B.
01-30-2007, 11:32 AM
It's fake. If you look closely, the black girl reacts before the shit surfaces.

Scott Ruhl
01-30-2007, 11:47 AM
You sure about that? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1723714

lol, OMYGAWD that so embarressing!

Thank you my dude.