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Matt A
01-26-2007, 01:21 PM
PICK!

jeff henry
01-26-2007, 01:31 PM
werewolf - 'cause then i would have some facial hair...

Christoffer S
01-26-2007, 01:32 PM
Being the fatty that I am I had to go with pastry baker! :eek:

Jon Rollins
01-26-2007, 01:37 PM
I also picked pastry baker. I don't like getting hurt and I think there is the least chance of that as a baker...Hopefully I wont get burned.

Ian Jane
01-26-2007, 01:46 PM
I'm already a rockin' rollin' man and I've got enough facial hair that I could probably pass for a werewolf. I'm going for cyborg with a gun.

Horace Cordier
01-26-2007, 01:58 PM
I'm already a rockin' rollin' man and I've got enough facial hair that I could probably pass for a werewolf. I'm going for cyborg with a gun.

Great minds think alike.

Plus, its the only one on the list that allows me to carry a weapon (mandatory!).

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 02:02 PM
Man I'm torn, why couldn't there be a cyborg-werewolf option?

Matt A
01-26-2007, 02:02 PM
Great minds think alike.

Plus, its the only one on the list that allows me to carry a weapon (mandatory!).

But what if the robotic side of your brain had been programmed NOT to kill but you were face to face with a filthy perp holding a baby? Could you muster enough human gumption and fortitude to pull the trigger or would the machine take over?

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 02:04 PM
Then I wouldn't be the half-man for the job because I voted for cyborg, plain no gun. I'd be the kinda cyborg that hates the machine and just sits in country fields petting baby squirrles.

Matt A
01-26-2007, 02:04 PM
Man I'm torn, why couldn't there be a cyborg-werewolf option?

I thought about that long and hard but came to the conclusion that it would be too cool.

Kristian R
01-26-2007, 02:12 PM
Does the cyborg with a gun have a gun hand or just a gun in his hand? It's an important distinction.

Alyss N.
01-26-2007, 02:38 PM
I picked "spy"... circa late 70s Italy preferably. :cool:

Kristian R
01-26-2007, 02:45 PM
Damn it, Toy Boy... quit working and answer my question. It's important!

Horace Cordier
01-26-2007, 02:46 PM
But what if the robotic side of your brain had been programmed NOT to kill but you were face to face with a filthy perp holding a baby? Could you muster enough human gumption and fortitude to pull the trigger or would the machine take over?

I always pull the trigger.

Jeremy Wallace
01-26-2007, 02:47 PM
I also went with Cyborg with a gun. Why? Cuz I would be a Cyborg with a gun!

Matt A
01-26-2007, 02:50 PM
Damn it, Toy Boy... quit working and answer my question. It's important!

Sorry. I was only typesetting A FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT, you heartless bastard.

The gun would be detachable. In fact you could put all different types of weapons on there.

Lewis G.
01-26-2007, 02:51 PM
I'd rather be aliens.

Seriously, I am quite undecided. So I'll pick Boss then I'll ask one of my disposable employees to decide for me...

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 02:51 PM
In fact you could put all different types of weapons on there.

Could you put a donger on there?

Kristian R
01-26-2007, 02:51 PM
Sorry. I was only typesetting A FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT, you heartless bastard.

The gun would be detachable. In fact you could put all different types of weapons on there.

Nice. But what about non-weapons like an electric shaver or blender?

Matt A
01-26-2007, 02:52 PM
Could you put a donger on there?


Yes. If it was a dangerous donger.

Lewis G.
01-26-2007, 02:52 PM
Nice. But what about non-weapons like an electric shaver or blender?

...or a dildo?

Matt A
01-26-2007, 02:53 PM
Nice. But what about non-weapons like an electric shaver or blender?

...no.

Kristian R
01-26-2007, 02:53 PM
Damn. You are not making this easy. Gotta think more about this now.

Matt A
01-26-2007, 02:53 PM
...or a dildo?

I thought that's what a donger was. :confused:

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 02:54 PM
Yes. If it was a dangerous donger.

It's be mad dangerous.

Ian Jane
01-26-2007, 02:55 PM
I also went with Cyborg with a gun. Why? Cuz I would be a Cyborg with a gun!

We could solves crimes in Missouri together.

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 02:56 PM
I could shoot squirrels with my donger.

Kristian R
01-26-2007, 02:59 PM
I think I would be the spy so I could go undercover as a pastry maker.

Don Guarisco
01-26-2007, 03:22 PM
I'd be a rockin' and rollin' man. And I would only write songs about people in the other categories.

I'd do an entire concept album about the Ian-cyborg (BoogieTron) and the JerBear-cyborg (Kilt-O-Matic) solving crimes in Missouri. The sound would be total cyber-prog, like if all the members of Pink Floyd were robots.

Mike Brown
01-26-2007, 03:22 PM
Cyborg With A Gun. Thank you for asking.

Earl Roesel
01-26-2007, 03:35 PM
I'd like to be Da Boss.

William R.
01-26-2007, 03:42 PM
I'm already on my way to becoming a rock and rollin' cyborg luchador with a gun. I'd say I'm about 65% there.

For the sake of argument, I'll go with a spy. Of the Richard Grieco variety.

Matt A
01-26-2007, 03:57 PM
I'd be a rockin' and rollin' man. And I would only write songs about people in the other categories.

I'd do an entire concept album about the Ian-cyborg (BoogieTron) and the JerBear-cyborg (Kilt-O-Matic) solving crimes in Missouri. The sound would be total cyber-prog, like if all the members of Pink Floyd were robots.

YOU WIN MY CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

John G.
01-26-2007, 04:12 PM
Wouldn't want to be a Luchador as I don't understand spanish and plus the constant mask wearing would probably result in an acne-ridden visage. Werewolves are pretty awesome, but you're just a regular old joe schmoe for 29 days of the month. Cyborgs are just creepy, gun or no gun. Spies are constantly getting shot at or have their cigarette's poisoned, pastry bakers are for Swedish Joes, a Boss is just an office worker that everyone hates.

I'm gonna pick Rockin' and Rollin' Man, mostly because it implies that all that one does 24/7 is rocking and rolling... like as a profession. I rock sometimes, but I also work... nobody rocks all the time, not even if their name is Ian Jane. OK, maybe Manowar does, but they're the exception to the rule.

Marshall Crist
01-26-2007, 04:17 PM
I went with rockin' & rollin' man because of all the 'tang.

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 04:20 PM
I went with rockin' & rollin' man because of all the 'tang.

Astronauts too get all the 'Tang they want.

Don Guarisco
01-26-2007, 04:23 PM
YOU WIN MY CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

Thank you, Mr. Wonka.

For next release, I would cross over into neo-soul and do a slow jam about Scott's phallo-cyborg character. It would be called "(Don'tcha Love) My Donger."

Scott Ruhl
01-26-2007, 04:27 PM
"(Don'tcha Love) My Donger."

Sound like a weiner.

J Dewey Wallis
01-26-2007, 05:03 PM
Going with mystery, I chose Luchador.

Because, for all you know, underneath my mask I could be a Werewolf, Rockin' & Rollin' Man, Cyborg, Spy, Pastry baker, Boss, or a Cyborg with a gun (presumably my gun is kept under the wrestling ring or in the crotch of my tights and I only get it out as a surprise to my opponent).

Mike Howlett
01-27-2007, 09:36 AM
I chose werewolf... not many people fuck with werewolves.

William R.
01-27-2007, 09:55 AM
I chose werewolf... not many people fuck with werewolves.

Luchadores do. El Hombre Lobo is no match. :p

Mike T
01-27-2007, 11:36 AM
I picked Spy...because I can't think of anything more glamorous and derring-do than dying of radioactive isotope poisoning in a ward of a London hospital amidst a sea of international controversy and condemnation! :p

Mike Howlett
01-27-2007, 12:22 PM
Luchadores do. El Hombre Lobo is no match. :p

Good point... I've seen Santo hand a werewolf it's ass before.

Still, I'm attracted to the thought of having hair on my head, at least around the full moon!

Al Edwards
01-27-2007, 01:41 PM
werewolf