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Jeremy Wallace
01-26-2007, 11:01 AM
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

Jeremy Wallace
01-26-2007, 11:03 AM
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, cheat death.
If you steal, steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, fight for a brother.
If you drink, drink with me!!

Matt A
01-26-2007, 11:18 AM
I've probably misquoted both if these...

"Here's to Batman, Superman and the Human Torch."
Jack Nicholson - THE LAST DETAIL

"Here's to your destruction."

Jeremy Wallace
01-26-2007, 12:02 PM
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who brings me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far, a long way to get beer.
So, I'll have another beer.
La, I'll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I'm having beer.
That will bring us back to...
(reaching the crescendo of his toast,
Homer looks into his beer mug,
which is empty) ...DOH!!!
--Homer Simpson