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William R.
01-24-2007, 08:04 PM
Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.


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Horace Cordier
01-24-2007, 08:07 PM
This would be hilarious were it not for the fact that these Scientologists are such scary people.

No, fuck that, it IS hilarious.

Jason S
01-24-2007, 08:24 PM
When does he get brutally tortured and nailed to a cross? Or at least executed in public.......

John G.
01-24-2007, 08:30 PM
If Cruise is the messiah, does that mean his films are the gospels?

Fred Adelman
01-24-2007, 10:16 PM
Tom Cruise and the Scientologists can suck my dick.

Strike that. They'd probably like it.

William R.
01-25-2007, 01:46 AM
When does he get brutally tortured and nailed to a cross? Or at least executed in public.......

this crudely done photoshit is for horace.

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Scott Ruhl
01-25-2007, 09:14 AM
You should have had him smiling.

Alex E.
01-25-2007, 12:34 PM
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.']
So the Scientologists are saying Christ was right? Doesn't that contradict their own views?

My head hurts.