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Jonny Redman
01-24-2007, 06:32 PM
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5104/richardandwillie9ew.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Chad Haden
01-24-2007, 06:44 PM
Matthew Allison hates banjos and irish people

William R.
01-24-2007, 06:53 PM
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5104/richardandwillie9ew.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That album isn't very good.

On topic, all we owe Matthew Allison is a kick square in the junk.

Save the circle jerks and blowjobs for PMs.

Chad Haden
01-24-2007, 07:19 PM
Matthew "Dickhole" Allison - Making The World A Crappier Place One Post At A Time

Jonny Redman
01-24-2007, 07:30 PM
That album isn't very good.

On topic, all we owe Matthew Allison is a kick square in the junk.

Save the circle jerks and blowjobs for PMs.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5137/heymrbanjo5yo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

William R.
01-24-2007, 07:40 PM
I hear that one is much better.

Scott Ruhl
01-24-2007, 08:24 PM
He looks like a burn victim.

William R.
01-24-2007, 08:27 PM
He looks like a burn victim.

Matthew's not the prettiest slug in the world, but that's just fuckin' cold, bro.

Don Guarisco
01-24-2007, 08:47 PM
On topic, all we owe Matthew Allison is a kick square in the junk.

Save the circle jerks and blowjobs for PMs.

Now, now, William. It wasn't too long ago that you got your own tribute thread so don't begrudge the Panty Cake Baker his moment in the sun.

Matt is good people. He expresses his viewpoint well (and sticks to it, even when it's not popular), he knows his pop culture and takes all the satirical slings & arrows from the board's peanut gallery with good cheer.

Besides, what would Chad and William do without having Matty Boy as a target? ;)

William R.
01-24-2007, 08:51 PM
We've got Wallace to sling arrows at, Don.

What's funny is I was going to start one a few days ago, because he was bumming me out with all the self deprecation in one of the threads floating around, but thought the better of it and just PM'd him.

Jeremy Wallace
01-24-2007, 08:53 PM
We've got Wallace to sling arrows at, Don.

What's funny is I was going to start one a few days ago, because he was bumming me out with all the self deprecation in one of the threads floating around, but thought the better of it and just PM'd him.

I figured with 80 bajillion posts, he lays in the sun enough.


Your arrows are no match for my +3 vs. projectiles chainmail!

Plus my dexterity is getting up there since I have been working out.

Troy Howarth
01-24-2007, 08:56 PM
Pay him your dues here. If you owe him any.

The only thing the mother fucker's due at this point is a brain.








:D

William R.
01-24-2007, 08:57 PM
Your arrows are no match for my +3 vs. projectiles chainmail!

Plus my dexterity is getting up there since I have been working out.

See, Don? He makes it too easy.

Jeremy Wallace
01-24-2007, 08:59 PM
See, Don? He makes it too easy.


Your mindtricks will not work.

Horace Cordier
01-24-2007, 08:59 PM
Save the circle jerks and blowjobs for PMs.

Fair enough, but I'd still like to get a fucking thread for a change.

Allison's penis must have fallen off by now from all the abuse/appreciation it has been getting around here lately. :D

On second thought, scratch my request for a thread. I was having an "attention whore" moment and it has passed.

John G.
01-24-2007, 09:06 PM
Matthew Allison and I have gotten into our fair share of arguments over time... some of them I've been right on, others of them he's been wrong on, but through it all I've always respected him. Big up yourself Mr. Allison.

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/02/03/arts/03ali.jpg

Fred Adelman
01-24-2007, 09:09 PM
We need another Matthew Allison thread like we need another war.

In other words, we don't need another Matthew Allison thread.

EVER!!!!

Horace Cordier
01-24-2007, 09:12 PM
We need another Matthew Allison thread like we need another war.

In other words, we don't need another Matthew Allison thread.

EVER!!!!

Your good cheer is like the comfort of a rusty razorblade on foreskin Fred.

Restores my faith in the goodness of humanity, it surely does.

Chad Haden
01-24-2007, 09:12 PM
Besides, what would Chad and William do without having Matty Boy as a target? ;)


I was willing to let it all slide till I realized he was a racist, Matthew Allison hates Irish people and banjos

William R.
01-24-2007, 09:18 PM
The Irish aren't a race, they're a disease.

Chad Haden
01-24-2007, 09:23 PM
The Irish aren't a race, they're a disease.

Motherfucker! You're a bunch of goddamn racists! It's a very fine heritage to be proud of if you ask me :p

Fred Adelman
01-24-2007, 11:09 PM
Your good cheer is like the comfort of a rusty razorblade on foreskin Fred.

Restores my faith in the goodness of humanity, it surely does.


Horace, I'm a practicing "moyle" (well, not legally). If you ever want that foreskin removed so you can marry a nice Jewish girl, give me a call.

It won't hurt.

Much.

Fred Adelman
01-24-2007, 11:11 PM
The Irish aren't a race, they're a disease.

I once brushed up against an Irishman and caught some type of fungus in my ears. It was related to the Potato Famine somehow.

Filthy Irish buggers. Last time I'll ever go to Boston.

Richard C
01-25-2007, 09:09 AM
I haven't posted for a couple of days and this happens. It's a freakin' disgrace.....

Mike Brown
01-25-2007, 09:51 AM
All I've got to say is...














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Matt A
01-25-2007, 11:56 AM
It's a real measure of my character that this thread erupts into hostility, accusations of racism, whining, D&D references, and talk of circumcision (with a few kind words and KISS images thrown in), all within 25 posts. :p


I love karma. What comes around goes around. And whenever someone feels the need to fuck with me, it ALWAYS turns around and bites them in the ass somehow.

And of course, I laugh. It makes me happy that the world corrects itself.

Matt A
01-25-2007, 04:43 PM
The other great thing about this thread is that it died in about 14 hours. :p

Fred Adelman
01-25-2007, 04:54 PM
I thought it was dead at the first post.


There is a difference between dead and braindead.


But Allison could be classified as both.

Don Guarisco
01-25-2007, 05:12 PM
I thought it was dead at the first post.

But you wrote the first post... does that mean you are dead?

That said, it's cool to know that DVD Maniacs appeals to both the living and the dead.

Chad Haden
01-25-2007, 05:59 PM
I once brushed up against an Irishman and caught some type of fungus in my ears. It was related to the Potato Famine somehow.

Filthy Irish buggers. Last time I'll ever go to Boston.


Damn straight, you stay out of that fair city and it's fine citizens!