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Ian Jane
01-23-2007, 06:13 PM
Please take some time out of your day to tell us about your pet kitties.

Matt A
01-23-2007, 06:18 PM
Hold on and I'll post some pics too.

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:20 PM
Please take some time out of your day to tell us about your pet kitties.

http://www.batteries-not-included.co.uk/Images/adulttoys_sections/beads_kits_section.jpg

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:31 PM
I don't give a shit...

Chad Haden
01-23-2007, 06:32 PM
I don't give a shit...

Yes, I also don't give a shit about no Colorado pussies

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:33 PM
I don't care. It's all a load of RANDOM bollocks anyways....

Ian Jane
01-23-2007, 06:33 PM
Don't crap on this thread. It's about his kitties. Stop it.

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:34 PM
Yes, I also don't give a shit about no Colorado pussies

Colorado pussies seem to be shaven any ways...

Not my bag.

Sorry Ian. I'm AOK out of here, blame Chad

Matt A
01-23-2007, 06:36 PM
That's rude, Jonny.

Anyway, here's Motorhead, pissed because my wife is holding her. She's very "touchy".

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/mo.jpg

She's named Motorhead because my mom got her for me from a shelter and she had come in with a really bad upper resperitory(sp?) problem. She wasn't eating because she couldn't smell her food so the vet put a tube in her throat. When she purred the tube amplified it and my brother suggested I name her Motorhead.

Now, here's Lula - aka Scrappy Lu.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/scrappy2.jpg

I got Lula after a nasty break up that left me depressed, drunk and fat. My mom thought she would cheer me up but she ended up driving me crazy. I lived in a small one bedroom apartment at the time and she was an extremely rowdy kitten, always running and climbing up my leg. One night while fractured on $1 shooters of Vodka and a quart of O.E. I had had enough and I held Lula to the ground and put her head in my mouth. Her whole head. I didn't bite her - just made a stifled scream. Jesus, I was fucked up then.

Lula and I have both mellowed considerably since then...luckily.

Kristian R
01-23-2007, 06:39 PM
You have put some amazing things in your mouth, boy.... :eek:

Ian Jane
01-23-2007, 06:41 PM
Do Lula's eyes always glow like that? If so, she's like the feline equivalent of Zoltan, Hound of Dracula. Putting that cats head in your mouth would probably get you killed if that were a Zoltan cat.

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:41 PM
I don't like Cats. I lost my mouse down the back of my PC for a moment there...

Am I forgiven?

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:43 PM
Cat's make me itch...

Chad Haden
01-23-2007, 06:44 PM
I have a cat named Baby Puss Puss

Jonny Redman
01-23-2007, 06:45 PM
Is it true that Cat's steal childrens breath while they sleep?

Matt A
01-23-2007, 06:46 PM
I have a cat named Baby Puss Puss

Is this thread called "CHAD DICKHOLE HADEN..."? No, so butt out, buttinsky. Next thing you know Fred will get in on the meow meow action.

Sheesh!

Chad Haden
01-23-2007, 06:56 PM
Is this thread called "CHAD DICKHOLE HADEN..."? No, so butt out, buttinsky. Next thing you know Fred will get in on the meow meow action.

Sheesh!


I'm not the dickhole here, ya fuckin racist

Josh S
01-23-2007, 07:03 PM
I have a pekignese dog that thinks she's a cat. From the time I was probably eight until I moved away we always had at least a half dozen cats at my parents' house. Cats are the most ridiculously awesome creatures ever.

Fred Adelman
01-23-2007, 08:36 PM
Is this thread called "CHAD DICKHOLE HADEN..."? No, so butt out, buttinsky. Next thing you know Fred will get in on the meow meow action.

Sheesh!

Now you asked for it, you racist motherfucker. Here's pictures of my cats, Allie & Gator (Get it? Allie + Gator = Alligator). If the ultimate fight between the pussies, my cats would win hands down. Why? Because they've been taught how to attack by giving them the secret codeword.

COCHISE!!!!!!!!!

Matt A
01-23-2007, 08:38 PM
I've trained my cats to pull off bank heists.

Jason S
01-23-2007, 08:42 PM
Cyrus will take out your cats.

He is know as The Smash Face of Death

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9093/dcp27288fa.jpg

Fred Adelman
01-23-2007, 08:43 PM
I've trained my cats to pull off bank heists.

I've surgically attached opposable thumbs on my cats so they can pull the triggers on a pair of Glock 9's that I bought them. I came home today and found $100,000 dollars on the coffee table and a pound of catnip.

I think I should start to worry.

Matt A
01-23-2007, 08:43 PM
Cyrus will take out your cats.

He is know as The Smash Face of Death

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9093/dcp27288fa.jpg

Were you both in a stare down to see who would grab that knife first?

Fred Adelman
01-23-2007, 08:44 PM
Cyrus will take out your cats.

He is know as The Smash Face of Death

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9093/dcp27288fa.jpg

Your cat can shoot lasers from his eyes.

Either that or he has tetnus.

Jason S
01-23-2007, 08:49 PM
I was late for his feeding.

Here he is with his catnip stash.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/888/dscn07605qo.jpg

Michael Greenwood
01-23-2007, 08:59 PM
How's that New Orleans funk guitar coming along?

Todd J
01-23-2007, 09:12 PM
Jay, I look at your cat and all I can think is that if he had a voice, it would sound like an old black man who smokes 4 packs of cigarettes a day and has a serious mumbling problem.

Scott Ruhl
01-23-2007, 10:04 PM
Is this teh gheyest thread evar?

Scott Ruhl
01-23-2007, 10:05 PM
^^^

Yes.

Tom K
01-24-2007, 01:59 AM
Is this teh gheyest thread evar?

:)

Dogs rule!!