View Full Version : if there's fluff on the muff then she's old enough

Matt T
01-11-2007, 09:12 AM
The new law. shes only 17....dah dah...old enough for me..,what was that gay 80's rock song..?

Todd J
01-11-2007, 10:19 AM
I hate to admit I know, but that was Winger "Seventeen".

fluff on the muff...thats a good one.

"Aint got no pubic hair, I don't fuckin' care."

Fred C. Dobbs
01-11-2007, 12:17 PM
I believe that's along the line of "if there's grass on the field play ball!".

John G.
01-11-2007, 12:25 PM
If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me!

Scott Ruhl
01-11-2007, 12:27 PM
Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't me there's no fire in the furnace.

Scott Ruhl
01-11-2007, 12:27 PM
Older the berry, sweeter the juice.

jeff henry
01-11-2007, 12:50 PM
If she's old enough to bleed... she's old enough to breed.

Chad Haden
01-11-2007, 03:09 PM
Older the berry, sweeter the juice.

Man, that's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.

Yeah...well, she blacker than a motherfucker too

If there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, roll her over and play in the dirt.

I tend to stick with the 19-21 year olds myself

Marshall Crist
01-11-2007, 05:36 PM
With a tool like mine, you gotta build a shed for it. (Beergut justification.)

Mike T
01-11-2007, 08:13 PM

Michael Greenwood
01-11-2007, 08:59 PM
I always heard (and preferred)

If she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to buy the bread.

It doesn't make a ton of sense but I like it.