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Matt A
01-10-2007, 06:46 PM
Sweet Donny G challenged me to come up with a song called "Cram it With Walnuts"

I accepted.


Here it is:

Did I hear you say you were feeling like lovin’?
I could have sworn you were chunkin’ my stuffin’

Teasin’ ain’t pleasin’ jus’ ask the Starchild
If you had a butter bucket we could get buck wild


(Chorus) But since you got pygmies livin’ in tall huts
Open y’ur gob an’ cram it with walnuts


Y’ur pie hole is dribblin’ blue juice on my carpet
I’d diddle y’ur skittle if we hadn’t just met

Upstairs is a nut bag I suggest you dig in it
If they had an Oscar for piss farms I don’t think you’d win it.


(Chorus) But since you got pygmies livin’ in tall huts
Open y’ur gob an’ cram it with walnuts

(guitar solo 1)
(bass solo)

Try a little harder
Try a little harder
Try a little harder
Try a little harder

Try a little harder
Try a little harder
Try a little harder
Try a little harder

(guitar solo 2)


Telephone’s a-ringin’, it’s y’ur nut man again
Askin' forgiveness for his nut baggin' sins

You took me for granted and now I do flip stunts
Open y’ur chili hole and cram it with walnuts


(Chorus) But since you got pygmies livin’ in tall huts
Open y’ur gob an’ cram it with walnuts

Now you try it, who's an ever you are!

Ian Jane
01-10-2007, 06:48 PM
You know, writing the lyrics are one thing but actually recording it and posting an mp3 of yourself singing it takes all kinds of guts - guts I don't think you've got.

Chad Haden
01-10-2007, 06:51 PM
You know, writing the lyrics are one thing but actually recording it and posting an mp3 of yourself singing it takes all kinds of guts - guts I don't think you've got.


I don't think he's got it either

Matt A
01-10-2007, 06:52 PM
You know, writing the lyrics are one thing but actually recording it and posting an mp3 of yourself singing it takes all kinds of guts - guts I don't think you've got.

Oh, yeah? I got guts. I just don't have recording equipment. I'll make a cassette tape and mail it to you...FIRST CLASS, DILZNICK!!!

Don Guarisco
01-10-2007, 06:53 PM
Damn, Maple Leaf Vadar Pants took it to the next level. Looks like somebody's gonna have to roll on over to the Headbanger Salon and scrounge up a backing band for the recording session.

Ian Jane
01-10-2007, 06:54 PM
Do it. I dares ya.

You don't even have a mic for your PC?

I think you might live in a cave. That picture of you in front of a door you posted must have been taken on someone else's step.

Ian Jane
01-10-2007, 06:54 PM
Damn, Maple Leaf Vadar Pants took it to the next level. Looks like somebody's gonna have to roll on over to the Headbanger Salon and scrounge up a backing band for the recording session.

A real man would do it acapella. No need for the instruments to hide what is sure to be a heartfelt and truly gut wrenching vocal performance.

Matt A
01-10-2007, 06:55 PM
Damn, Maple Leaf Vadar Pants took it to the next level. Looks like somebody's gonna have to roll on over to the Headbanger Salon and scrounge up a backing band for the recording session.


I don't do this, but...LOL! :D

Matt A
01-10-2007, 06:56 PM
Do it. I dares ya.

You don't even have a mic for your PC?

I think you might live in a cave. That picture of you in front of a door you posted must have been taken on someone else's step.

NO! Jesus! I don't have mic! Will you and Fred Hana get off it already?

And, yes, I do live in a cave...are you happy now? Thanks for shaming me in a public forum. :(

Don Guarisco
01-10-2007, 07:03 PM
Don't fret, lil' Toy Boy. I bet your pal Noe could help you out with the recording setup. He might even supply some bitchin' power chords to back you up.

And don't let the teasing get to you. Y'ur the nicest cave-dweller I know.

http://karenas.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/caveman0004.jpg

Matt A
01-10-2007, 07:06 PM
Don't fret, lil' Toy Boy. I bet your pal Noe could help you out with the recording setup. He might even supply some bitchin' power chords to back you up.

And don't let the teasing get to you. Y'ur the nicest cave-dweller I know.

I'll play my own G.D. guitar, damn it. I don't need no back up dudes.

Don Guarisco
01-10-2007, 07:14 PM
Wow, I try to offer ideas, words of encouragement and a friendly Fred Flintstone pic...



... and I get my hand slapped for it.


Man, you dug a hole for y'urself on this one. That song better be fookin' brilliant.

Matt A
01-10-2007, 07:19 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/DSCF0358.jpg

Don Guarisco
01-10-2007, 07:21 PM
Photoshop chicanery won't get you out of this jam, Footsie Luvver. You better deliver the operatic-vocal goods. We will be waiting.

Matt A
01-10-2007, 07:23 PM
fine.

Chad Haden
01-10-2007, 07:34 PM
fine.

c'mon MGA, show us that you have the testicular fortitude to pull this off

Mike Brown
01-11-2007, 09:17 AM
Why that's only a lazy rip on PinXter's "Cram It With Lugnuts", which I happened to write the damned lyrics for. TRY HARDER!

edit: well, maybe not the lyrics, but I did write a damn fine keyboard riff... that didn't get used. :mad:

Ian Jane
01-11-2007, 06:42 PM
c'mon MGA, show us that you have the testicular fortitude to pull this off

He doesn't. He also smells strange.