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Matt A
01-08-2007, 08:41 PM
Hmmm?

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Yes. But Texans are a loud, abbrasive, opinionated bunch so I doubt he will.

edit: I voted "No...Yes!" because NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY is the most underrated horrible movie of all time.

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Anything that I can do to get that bully Haden to shut up, count me in!

ANYTHING!!!!! :D

Alyss N.
01-08-2007, 08:43 PM
How's he ruining your life? Seems like a funny guy to me, but then again I'm a girl so I probably don't know any better... :p

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:44 PM
Matthew, I've shown you nothing but love and this is how you repay me? You fucking bastard! :p

Stuckey's right, it takes a whole helluva lot to get us to shut up. I keep ramblin even after I should of passed out drunk.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:45 PM
Anything that I can do to get that bully Haden to shut up, count me in!

ANYTHING!!!!! :D


Well la di da, Grampa Adelman decided to add his two cents. What's wrong old man? They all outta Depends at the store?

Matt A
01-08-2007, 08:45 PM
I keep ramblin even after I should of passed out drunk.

Should have. You should have passed out drunk. ;)

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:47 PM
Should have. You should have passed out drunk. ;)


What if that coyote would of attacked me and I contracted rabies and died? Then you'd be sitting here thinking "man, i really wish i'd been nicer to chad"

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:47 PM
You mid-west elitist fuck!

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:47 PM
What if that coyote would of attacked me and I contracted rabies and died? Then you'd be sitting here thinking "man, i really wish i'd been nicer to chad"

pwnt.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:47 PM
I love you Stuckey

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:48 PM
I love pie.

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 08:48 PM
Well la di da, Grampa Adelman decided to add his two cents. What's wrong old man? They all outta Depends at the store?

Haden, I know you must hear this at least five times a day, but here goes:

"I have a gun and know how to use it!"

Shit. I just scared myself. I can only imagine how you must feel. :p

mark t
01-08-2007, 08:49 PM
Me and Chad are like Voltron and shit. And we will fuck your shit up, Jaguar transformer style.

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:50 PM
Me and Chad are like Voltron and shit. And we will fuck your shit up, Jaguar transformer style.

Which of you is Voltron and which is shit?

Ok, I'm done now.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:51 PM
Haden, I know you must hear this at least five times a day, but here goes:

"I have a gun and know how to use it!"

Shit. I just scared myself. I can only imagine how you must feel. :p


Funny old man

tell me, what's it like having to take Viagra?

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:52 PM
Me and Chad are like Voltron and shit. And we will fuck your shit up, Jaguar transformer style.


It's true, Tolch and I will destroy you all then shoot peoples' moms in the face for cocaine

mark t
01-08-2007, 08:55 PM
It's true, Tolch and I will destroy you all then shoot peoples' moms in the face for cocaine


Dude....I would shoot my mom in the fucking face for some gak right now....

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 08:57 PM
Funny old man

tell me, what's it like having to take Viagra?

I pop Viagra to bring it down. That's the type of man I am.

Jealous, aren't you?

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:57 PM
Dude....I would shoot my mom in the fucking face for some gak right now....


you and me both

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:58 PM
I wonder what happens when people my age take it? The hard-on would have to be raging, wouldn't it? Like, it'd have anger.


Perhaps your donger would explode.


eewww

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:59 PM
I pop Viagra to bring it down. That's the type of man I am.

Jealous, aren't you?


no, i just sleep with girls who were born after reagan was out of office

Josh S
01-08-2007, 08:59 PM
What is up with all the "shoot Tolch's mom for coke" talk? I'd imagine she's a charming lady.

Alyss N.
01-08-2007, 08:59 PM
I wonder what happens when people my age take it? The hard-on would have to be raging, wouldn't it? Like, it'd have anger.

.....

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 09:01 PM
What is up with all the "shoot Tolch's mom for coke" talk? I'd imagine she's a charming lady.

we'll shoot anybody's mom for coke

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 09:01 PM
no, i just sleep with girls who were born after reagan was out of office

I just showed this to my wife and she gave me permission to hunt you down and bring back your head.

She said she would even swallow after I showed it to her.

Now what's you gonna do?

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 09:03 PM
I just showed this to my wife and she gave me permission to hunt you down and bring back your head.

She said she would even swallow after I showed it to her.

Now what's you gonna do?

don't sing it, bring it

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 09:08 PM
Why isn't "Fred Adelman" a choice on this poll?

Or Alyss, for that matter. Mmm.


Why don't you and Alyss get a room? Maybe you can get Adelman to videotape your little fucking love fest? ;)

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 09:11 PM
Why don't you and Alyss get a room? Maybe you can get Adelman to videotape your little fucking love fest? ;)

I don't need videotape. I'll just watch from the closet and play it over and over again in my mind.

Kinda like when I come and take your head and use it as an umbrella stand.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 09:15 PM
Chad, your heart is one of darkness.


you have no idea how dark my heart is

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060810/17751__apocalypse_l.jpg

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 09:16 PM
you have no idea how dark my heart is

http://www.carrothers.com/col_kurtz.jpg


Didn't he also have his head cut off? Glad that you're getting in the mood. :eek:

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 09:17 PM
I don't need videotape. I'll just watch from the closet and play it over and over again in my mind.

Kinda like when I come and take your head and use it as an umbrella stand.

Fred, I've had ex-girlfriends, other girls' boyfriends, dads, brothers, bosses, former friends and drug dealers all threaten to come for my head at one time or another over the past 26 years. Do you think I'm scared of an elderly scientist?

Fred Adelman
01-08-2007, 09:19 PM
Fred, I've had ex-girlfriends, other girls' boyfriends, dads, brothers, bosses, former friends and drug dealers all threaten to come for my head at one time or another over the past 26 years. Do you think I'm scared of an elderly scientist?


An elderly FORENSICS scientist who knows how to do things the way that they should be done.

Look! Over your shoulder! Is that me? :o

Alyss N.
01-08-2007, 09:46 PM
Voyeurs rock. :p

Don Guarisco
01-08-2007, 11:49 PM
You know, beneath all the bragging, chest-thumping and relentless hipper-than-thou reference hurling, Baron Von Chadwick is not a bad guy.

But I'd still love to see him cram it with walnuts. Hell, I'd pay to see that.

Fred Adelman
01-09-2007, 12:09 AM
Chad Haden is the cowlick on the scalp of life and must be stopped at all costs!

Will garlic do it? :D

Edit:

I tried flinging my own poo at him and he just stood there and smiled.

Don Guarisco
01-09-2007, 12:58 AM
Reasons The Poo-Flinging Didn't Offend Chad -

1) Werner Herzog once flung poo at Chad. He's never washed the outfit he was wearing when it happened. He also wears that outfit at least three times a week.

2) In Kentucky, flinging poo at someone is a mating ritual. Expect to start receiving some erotically-charged PM's (and perhaps some erotically-charged BM's) from Mr. Haden.

3) Ask any of Chad's ex's and you will discover that he has a serious poo fetish. He had to declare bankruptcy in 2004 because he spent all his money on German scat videos instead of rent.

Mike T
01-09-2007, 05:21 AM
Witty banter aside, I am perplexed...where is the "stop being such a drama queen" option? :p

Richard C
01-09-2007, 08:34 AM
Wimple

Mike Brown
01-09-2007, 09:16 AM
Chad was in PinXter.

Scott Ruhl
01-09-2007, 09:17 AM
Electrically charged BM's.

Chad Haden
01-09-2007, 09:25 AM
Reasons The Poo-Flinging Didn't Offend Chad -


3) Ask any of Chad's ex's and you will discover that he has a serious poo fetish. He had to declare bankruptcy in 2004 because he spent all his money on German scat videos instead of rent.


Who told you about that? Those records are sealed

Tom K
01-09-2007, 02:17 PM
Where's the Ian Jane option?

William R.
01-09-2007, 02:19 PM
Where's the Ian Jane option?

I believe he used his new nickname Ian "Apple Cheeks" Jane in the poll.