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Matt A
01-08-2007, 04:20 PM
...right here, knuckle heads! How's this grab ya?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/large_99672.jpg

Don Guarisco
01-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Nice try, but you're about 100 posts away from being really cool.

Troy Howarth
01-08-2007, 04:28 PM
It'll take more than a hundred posts for Mr. Allison, I fear...

John G.
01-08-2007, 04:31 PM
What are you supposed to be in that picture? The bastard son of dracula, barney and the monopoly guy?

Ian Miller
01-08-2007, 04:31 PM
Don't listen, Matt-o!

You're tops.

Matt A
01-08-2007, 04:32 PM
That's not me. That's my friend, Barnaby Bozarth, of the Bozarth family.

Duh.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/Img0028.jpg

Matt A
01-08-2007, 04:33 PM
Don't listen, Matt-o!

You're tops.

T'anks.

Don't tell anyone 'bout my horrible secret...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/Subject_Instrumentation.jpg

Ian Miller
01-08-2007, 04:36 PM
I know your horrible secret, but it doesn't have anything to do with that picture!

Matt A
01-08-2007, 04:44 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/2dudes.jpg

It has to do with this day? Keep it under wraps.

Mike Howlett
01-08-2007, 04:50 PM
Awww... and I still remember when you were pimping for 1000!

Man... I'd better get crackin' myself!

Ian Miller
01-08-2007, 04:50 PM
It might!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8067/toyboyhugo1po4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Matt A
01-08-2007, 04:54 PM
Jesus, look at my eyes in that picture, or more specifically the bags under them. That was after a whole night of Ian Jane singing "China Girl" to me while I was trying to watch Hee Haw.

"Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth."

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 04:59 PM
http://www.borked.us/attention_whore3.jpg

http://www.projo.com/extra/2005/coyotes/images/coyote_330.jpg

Matt A
01-08-2007, 05:19 PM
Whatcha gonna do, coyote man!?!

Ian Miller
01-08-2007, 05:24 PM
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9036/buttboyva1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mike Brown
01-08-2007, 05:25 PM
Is this really what it's all about?

Matt A
01-08-2007, 05:28 PM
I don't understand why the costume in BATMAN BEGINS didn't look like this...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/bale-costume-1.jpg

How hard could it have been? Seriously. It makes me sick thinking about it.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 05:29 PM
Whatcha gonna do, coyote man!?!


hang out with my mangy canine friends and have them attack you when you least expect it

http://www.mcohunts.com/images/Coyotes.jpg

Matt A
01-08-2007, 05:35 PM
Can I call you CHADIMAL?

Ian Jane
01-08-2007, 05:46 PM
Jesus, look at my eyes in that picture, or more specifically the bags under them. That was after a whole night of Ian Jane singing "China Girl" to me while I was trying to watch Hee Haw.

The reasons the bags are there is because my song moved you so much that you couldn't stop crying.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 05:50 PM
Can I call you CHADIMAL?

yes, yes you can

Josh S
01-08-2007, 05:55 PM
It might!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8067/toyboyhugo1po4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Mr Allison, why do you have an Ed Harris doll?

Matt A
01-08-2007, 06:04 PM
The reasons the bags are there is because my song moved you so much that you couldn't stop crying.

But why did you have to make me act out the whole video, what with the making out on the beach and such? And why did I have to be Bowie and Molly my China Girl?

And what about when Miller came over and you changed the lyrics to "Bava Girl"?



?

Ian Jane
01-08-2007, 06:05 PM
And what about when Miller came over and you changed the lyrics to "Bava Girl"?

What about it? That's not even really a question.

Matt A
01-08-2007, 06:11 PM
Well, I meant what about how awesome it was?

"Oh, oh , ohh oh, my little Bava Girl!

Went to Magic Gardens where's my, my little Bava gihr-hir-irl!"

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 06:17 PM
Ok, goddamnit, tell me about Bava Girl

Ian Jane
01-08-2007, 06:18 PM
She's the 2nd best stripper ever. She has boss tattoos, dances to good music, and knows about Mario Bava and Jess Franco.

Matt A
01-08-2007, 06:20 PM
I'm feelin' tragic like a Conroy Twirty
When I look at my Bava girl

My little Bava girl
You shouldn't have told me
how much into cool movies you are
I'll give you Water Power
I'll give you DVD reviews
I'll give you men who want to drink Pabst Blue

Ian Miller
01-08-2007, 06:30 PM
Remember, I was gettin' beer at the other end of the bar?

"B-B-B-BAVA?????"

That was funny. Then there was Ian's PROFONDO ROSSO cockblock, the greatest nerd moment ever.

Matt A
01-08-2007, 06:38 PM
Remember, I was gettin' beer at the other end of the bar?

"B-B-B-BAVA?????"

That was funny. Then there was Ian's PROFONDO ROSSO cockblock, the greatest nerd moment ever.

You did a complete 180 spin on y'ur heel when you heard "Bava". :p

Matt A
01-08-2007, 06:40 PM
Ladies Love Cool Mario.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/mario_bava1.jpg

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 06:46 PM
She's the 2nd best stripper ever. She has boss tattoos, dances to good music, and knows about Mario Bava and Jess Franco.


is the best stripper ever the one who stripped to the detroit cobras while the navy midget danced?

Ian Jane
01-08-2007, 06:58 PM
is the best stripper ever the one who stripped to the detroit cobras while the navy midget danced?

No. There's a better on than that. She dances to Turbonegro and talks about kung fu movies.

Ian Miller
01-08-2007, 06:59 PM
And departs on a skateboard. Where's the Naz when you need him?

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:06 PM
No. There's a better on than that. She dances to Turbonegro and talks about kung fu movies.


:eek: really? where does she work? can we go see her? can we go back to dino's? does she work at dino's? is that place with brisket tamales still around?

Ian Jane
01-08-2007, 08:19 PM
She works at the bar that once was Dino's and is now the Hawthorne Strip. And fuck yeah, we're going back there. And the brisket place is still alive and kicking.

Chad Haden
01-08-2007, 08:24 PM
Sweet! wanna do the boots and shorts thing this time? i'll remember to bring a pair of shorts that actually have a button on them

Ian Jane
01-08-2007, 09:13 PM
Yesyesyes, Miller too.

Richard C
01-09-2007, 08:28 AM
It's like a entering a whole different world when I stumble into these threads...

Scott Ruhl
01-09-2007, 09:23 AM
Sweet! wanna do the boots and shorts thing this time? i'll remember to bring a pair of shorts that actually have a button on them

Is that when you put shorts on before you got to the strip club so when you get a lap dance your weng-weng peeks out? I had a friend who would always bring shorts with to the strip club (they didn't have a dress code), sometimes this would be the dead of winter and motherfucker would be wearing shorts. If anyone would ask he'd say he just came from a basketball game. Sometimes he'd wear parachute pants, no drawers.

Matt A
01-08-2008, 07:12 PM
This thread was from a year ago today.

Ta-da. :cool:

Alyss N.
01-08-2008, 07:44 PM
There should be a hell solely for strippers and ventriloquist dummies.

Barry M.
01-08-2008, 09:01 PM
I wonder if the brisket place is still alive and kicking?

Paul Casey
01-09-2008, 11:10 AM
There should be a hell solely for strippers and ventriloquist dummies.

There is...it's my garage for a day or so and then my back yard.

Ian Miller
01-10-2008, 06:51 AM
I wonder if the brisket place is still alive and kicking?

Nope.

John P
01-10-2008, 08:06 AM
It might!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8067/toyboyhugo1po4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Oh, Shit.... it's HUGO, MAN OF 1,000 FACES!!!!

Terry Carpenter
01-10-2008, 09:53 AM
Double

Terry Carpenter
01-10-2008, 09:55 AM
Did Chad ever meet that legendary stripper? Or did she end up filing a restraining order?