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Don Guarisco
09-19-2006, 01:04 PM
Ok, so we've had a jaw-dropping amount of frontman polls in the last few days. Participating in such a dispute can be entertaining... but watch the board's pros scrap with each other during one of these polls is far more entertaining.

Which of the following DVD Maniacs entertains you the most during these polls?

Chad Haden, a.k.a. "The Kentucky Fried Smartass": the quickest to start talking shit. Wears his hipsterism like a badge of pride. Gets his strength from listening to his inner record-store clerk for guidance.

Jeremy Wallace, a.k.a. "Brawlin' Busterface": the most heartfelt of the bunch when it comes to defending his opinions. Not as savvy with insult slinging or bizarro logic as some of his opponents but probably has the most sincere respect for 'the rawk.'

William R., a.k.a. "The Macho Mofo": the wild card of the group because you can't predict whether he will attack you with cool logic or a mama insult. As mean as he is smart so don't take him or his opinions lightly.

Matthew Allison, a.k.a. "Tough-Talkin' Toy Boy": Every competition needs an underdog. He's not as vicious as his opponents and thus prone to getting ganged up on but his grasp of rock logic is very strong... and no one reacts to taunts in a more entetaining way than him ("Booger brains!").

Ian Miller
09-19-2006, 01:08 PM
Don't make me pick!!

Don Guarisco
09-19-2006, 01:17 PM
You must choose! The 'pick your favorite' thing must be carried out to its logical end!

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN!!!

Jeremy Wallace
09-19-2006, 01:17 PM
I voted for myself becuz no one else will.

Matt A
09-19-2006, 01:24 PM
You should have included yourself, Don. You're Mr. One Shot, "I'm gonna come in on the D.L., tell it like it is, and I'm out".

But since I can't vote for you I vote for me. Never underestimate the Kid, and I'm the motherfuckin' Kid.

Jeremy Wallace
09-19-2006, 01:26 PM
Never underestimate the Kid, and I'm the motherfuckin' Kid.


Anselmo.

Christoffer S
09-19-2006, 01:29 PM
I picked Willie R. Cause he scares me, yet I love him.

the rest are just loved.

Bill Pissott
09-19-2006, 01:50 PM
I have to go with Will also. I gotta support a fellow Jersey-ite. If nothing else, I'm loyal :)

Mike Brown
09-19-2006, 01:50 PM
I can't choose. I don't play favorites.

Matt A
09-19-2006, 01:53 PM
PICK, FUCKERS!!

Jeremy Wallace
09-19-2006, 01:58 PM
PICK, FUCKERS!!


Easy Toy Boy!

You need to listen to God of Thunder!

Matt A
09-19-2006, 02:01 PM
The Paul Stanley version maybe! Ha!

Jeremy Wallace
09-19-2006, 02:06 PM
The Paul Stanley version maybe! Ha!


I listened to that last night.

and rock n rooooeeeeoooollll

Mike Brown
09-19-2006, 02:30 PM
I listened to that last night.

and rock n rooooeeeeoooollll

God of Thundooooooooooooooooooooo?

Jonny Redman
09-19-2006, 02:52 PM
"The Kentucky Fried Smartass" gets my vote...
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1294/chad1ib0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Matt A
09-19-2006, 04:10 PM
I can't believe William is winning. His first couple dozen poll replies were excellent, I'll give you that, but the later era responses were a little weak, IMO.

Jeremy, on the other hand, has been very consistent throughout his posting career - a little one-note, but solid. Plus he's great live.

Christoffer S
09-19-2006, 04:17 PM
I think the real shame is that Im not included. Sure, I dont post much, but when I do it often results in people being offended, and thats gotta count for something.

Matt A
09-19-2006, 04:20 PM
You should have voted for me. I've offended plenty.

Don Guarisco
09-19-2006, 04:20 PM
I think the real shame is that Im not included. Sure, I dont post much, but when I do it often results in people being offended, and thats gotta count for something.

This poll deals strictly with participants in the rock frontman polls of the last few days. Had you been an active participant in those threads, you would have made the cut.

And besides, I already made you the president of the European branch office of the Online Drunken Ethics Commission. Aren't you ever satisfied?

Christoffer S
09-19-2006, 04:23 PM
Of course Im never satisfied! :eek:

Im Swedish Joe - Internet Egomaniac!

Chad Haden
09-19-2006, 06:12 PM
I'm actually wearing that red shirt right now

I voted for Bastardface Wallace, if only because the other night when I asked him if he'd had Michael Collins his response was "the whiskey?"

Horace Cordier
09-19-2006, 08:13 PM
William R.

I dig his insanity level and the head-spinning turns from reasoned arguements to good-tempered blind rage. :D

Matt A
09-20-2006, 01:31 PM
Look who's in second place - me.

Why?

'Cause I'm the kid.


Dickholes.

Don Guarisco
09-20-2006, 01:45 PM
Toy Boy is my favorite. The entertainment value he provides in these polls is astounding - plus he can make silly pictures with Photoshop, which makes him funny in more than one format.

Ian Miller
09-20-2006, 01:48 PM
I voted for Toy Boy, if for no other reason than maybe he will buy me a torta next month.

Jeremy Wallace
09-20-2006, 01:53 PM
Notice how I have 3 votes and one of the votes is from me???? I am a loser!

Elske McCain
09-20-2006, 01:54 PM
Matthew

Matt A
09-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Notice how I have 3 votes and one of the votes is from me???? I am a loser!

You're not a loser. You're just dumb. And wrong 90% of the time.

Jeremy Wallace
09-20-2006, 02:01 PM
You're not a loser. You're just dumb. And wrong 90% of the time.


Thank God!

Jeremy Wallace
09-20-2006, 02:04 PM
Thanks to Stuck and "I was Aliens".

Chad's vote was a sympathy vote.

Matt A
09-20-2006, 02:05 PM
Where's Stuckey been hiding?

Chad Haden
09-20-2006, 02:56 PM
To everyone who didn't vote for me: FUCK YOU!!!!

shit, i don't need this poll. i'm gonna go pick up a chick at the record store :P

Don Guarisco
09-20-2006, 02:58 PM
To everyone who didn't vote for me: FUCK YOU!!!!

shit, i don't need this poll. i'm gonna go pick up a chick at the record store :P

Well, Jeremy has said your votes don't count many times - thus, it is easy to deduce that a vote for you would count just as little. If I'm gonna vote, I gotta make sure my vote counts.

Chad Haden
09-20-2006, 03:00 PM
Well, Jeremy has said your votes don't count many times - thus, it is easy to deduce that a vote for you would count just as little. If I'm gonna vote, I gotta make sure my vote counts.


Oh I see how it is, you bastard! You're all bastards and I'll get each and every single one of you! You'll all pay!!!

Except you Wallace, we ate Haggis together so you get a pass :)

Lewis G.
09-20-2006, 03:03 PM
I picked Jeremy, his new avatar closed the deal for me.

Don Guarisco
09-20-2006, 03:05 PM
Oh I see how it is, you bastard! You're all bastards and I'll get each and every single one of you! You'll all pay!!!

What are you gonna do - sneer at my music collection?

Right now, Paul Stanley is laughing at you.

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/03/thor/then/thor_paulstanley.jpg

Whoa - I take it back: Paul Stanley AND Jon-Mikl Thor are laughing at you!

Chad Haden
09-20-2006, 03:15 PM
What are you gonna do - sneer at my music collection?

Right now, Paul Stanley is laughing at you.

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/03/thor/then/thor_paulstanley.jpg

Whoa - I take it back: Paul Stanley AND Jon-Mikl Thor are laughing at you!


I never sneer at people's music collections, I just smile quietly to myself at how much better mine is.

Matt A
09-21-2006, 12:37 PM
If I win this does it mean that all polls I've taken part in will be adjusted to match my preference?

Because it should.

Fred Adelman
09-21-2006, 01:03 PM
I don't like to play favorites, but since you are forcing me, I have to go with William. Don't get me wrong. You other guys are great. It's just that I recieved a letter from Will yesterday that contained $20. The letter just said, "You know what to do." So I did it.

I'm still waiting for letters from the other three. Limited time offer. :D