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Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 05:18 PM
Green River split up and we gained two bands, which one has the better singer in your humble opinion.

I'm going with Mark Arm, Mudhoney is one of the bands I find myself listening to the most and I love the Monkeywrench as well.

http://cycletheory.tripod.com/images/mudp06.jpg

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 05:23 PM
I think Vedder. Pearl Jam is a highly talented band and Ved has tons of charisma, intensity and energy which are vital ingredients to a frontman.

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 05:23 PM
I think Vedder. Pearl Jam is a highly talented band and Ved has tons of charisma, intensity and energy which are vital ingredients to a frontman.


Your vote doesn't count, douchebag!

William R.
09-18-2006, 05:24 PM
I think Vedder. Pearl Jam is a highly talented band and Ved has tons of charisma, intensity and energy which are vital ingredients to a frontman.

Yea, but you like Buckcherry, so therefore you're vote don't count.

Get'em HADEN!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 05:26 PM
Yea, but you like Buckcherry, so therefore you're vote don't count.

Get'em HADEN!

Will's right.

Jeremy, are you implying that Mark Arm lacks charisma, intensity and energy? Have you ever listened to Mudhoney? Are you on drugs?

Ingolf Eskedahl
09-18-2006, 05:27 PM
Mark Arm!
>Never cared that much for Pearl Jam....

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 05:30 PM
Yea, but you like Buckcherry, so therefore you're vote don't count.

Get'em HADEN!


I did not say I was a huge fan. I simply like some songs.



Will....I am not in love with you anymore.


Go sleep with Chad HaTen!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 05:31 PM
Will's right.

Jeremy, are you implying that Mark Arm lacks charisma, intensity and energy? Have you ever listened to Mudhoney? Are you on drugs?


I am not saying that at all. I like Vedder and Pearl Jam more. Listen, you like Rotten more than Ramone!

Who is on the drugs?

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 05:40 PM
I am not saying that at all. I like Vedder and Pearl Jam more. Listen, you like Rotten more than Ramone!

Who is on the drugs?

Everyone knows I'm on drugs, I like mixing Jamesons and Nyquil for shits and giggles.

You like Vedder and Pearl Jam more because you hate me and Will and everything we stand for.

Do you really wanna fuck with Congo Bill and I?

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Loge/8411/pics/tullyarn_1.jpg

mark t
09-18-2006, 06:28 PM
I think Vedder. Pearl Jam is a highly talented band and Ved has tons of charisma, intensity and energy which are vital ingredients to a frontman.


I love you, Bustedface, but you're on fuckin' glue.

One of the options is a talentless hack who can kiss my naked ass repeatedly in hell.

The other is Mark Arm.

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 06:32 PM
I love you, Bustedface, but you're on fuckin' glue.

One of the options is a talentless hack who can kiss my naked ass repeatedly in hell.

The other is Mark Arm.


C'mon. You tellin' me that Vedder is talentless? Tolchie!!!!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 06:39 PM
C'mon. You tellin' me that Vedder is talentless? Tolchie!!!!

Ahahahahah, Tolchie knows what's up! :P

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 06:39 PM
Ahahahahah, Tolchie knows what's up! :P


They are tied, WHORE!


MWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 06:42 PM
They are tied, WHORE!


MWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Are you trying to become the resident dickhole?

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 06:43 PM
Allison has that title!

Matt A
09-18-2006, 06:45 PM
Allison has that title!


Why are you two so obsessed with dickholes, dickholes?

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 06:46 PM
Haten is obessed. He called me a dickhole! I do no think that was very nice!

Matt A
09-18-2006, 06:48 PM
But you're both dickholes.

I'm starting a new photo-comics: PLANET DER DICKHOLES

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 06:50 PM
But you're both dickholes.

I'm starting a new photo-comics: PLANET DER DICKHOLES

PLANET DER DICKHOLES starring Matthew "Toy Boy" Allison as King of the Dickholes and Chad "Heartbreak Kid" Haden as Lord of the Rockuloids

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 06:50 PM
But you were the dickhole! At least that is what I thought.

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 06:54 PM
But you were the dickhole! At least that is what I thought.

Me? I'm not a dickhole, I'm a manwhore

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 06:55 PM
Me? I'm not a dickhole, I'm a manwhore


I meant Allison.

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 07:00 PM
Damnit, talk about Mark Arm!

Matt A
09-18-2006, 07:02 PM
Mark Arm is ugly and I don't care for his music, but Eddie Veder is a dickhole.

I vote for King Buzzo.

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 07:03 PM
Mark Arm is ugly and I don't care for his music, but Eddie Veder is a dickhole.

I vote for King Buzzo.

I'm gonna kick you in the man taint! :mad:

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 07:05 PM
Mark Arm is ugly and I don't care for his music, but Eddie Veder is a dickhole.

I vote for King Buzzo.


KING BUZZO!!!!!!!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 07:06 PM
KING BUZZO!!!!!!!

Don't agree with him!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 07:06 PM
Sorry, I do. KING BUZZO!!!!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 07:09 PM
Sorry, I do. KING BUZZO!!!!

Busterface, I challenge you and Dickhole to a cage match against Congo Bill and I!!!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 07:11 PM
pffffffft!

Like you have a chance!

Matt A
09-18-2006, 07:18 PM
Let me tell you something Haden. When the powers of pain and destruction and devastation descend upon you and your partner's faces and bread baskets you'll have to ask yourself: was it worth it? Was it worth the endless nights of nightmares leading up to the Great American Bash? Was it worth watching the faces of your wives and children as they cried, and shit their pants, watching us apply atomic drop after atomic drop?

The answer? No.

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 07:20 PM
Let me tell you something Haden. When the powers of pain and destruction and devastation descend upon you and your partner's faces and bread baskets you'll have to ask yourself: was it worth it? Was it worth the endless nights of nightmares leading up to the Great American Bash? Was it worth watching the faces of your wives and children as they cried, and shit their pants, watching us apply atomic drop after atomic drop?

The answer? No.


Yeah! Take that!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 08:59 PM
‘Ya know a lot of people are thinking Chad Haden rides so high in the sky that sometimes he forgets to touch base, so we’re all gonna go to school right here for a couple minutes. Number one, the National Wrestling Alliance is what’s happening in professional sports and I’m the World Heavyweight Champion. Congo Bill, my main homie, is the World TV Champion and one half of the National Tag Team Champions. Matthew Allison, the Nation Heavyweight Champion, Josh Stuckey, the US Champion. In other words what I’m telling you folks, I might not like everybody, but the names that I’m mentioning are the whos who of professional wrestling. Even The Ian Express and all their training bra wearing fans are what’s happening in professional wrestling today. Now I can’t help it that I’m custom made, I can’t help that I look good, smell good, whoo, can dance all night long! I can’t help it that I’m the greatest wrestler alive today, but I’ll tell ya this, Matthew Allison, you got no more boot, so brother, the leg is back on the line. Jeremy Wallace, brother, I’m gonna style and profile for ya for about 30 seconds and then you really think about, do you really want to jump on Space Mountain…Girls, I’m gonna be available anywhere you see my name on the marquee and you can ride Space Mountain all night long, if you’re 18 or over.’

Bill Pissott
09-18-2006, 09:03 PM
Eddie Vedder

mark t
09-18-2006, 09:14 PM
Yeah! Take that!



Well, keep this in mind, Mr. Wallace....you and Allison vs. Bolch and the Chad. If you even have to think about who would win, St. Louis, you're in a world of hurt.


You will never even know where that flying spinkick came from....

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 09:19 PM
Well, keep this in mind, Mr. Wallace....you and Allison vs. Bolch and the Chad. If you even have to think about who would win, St. Louis, you're in a world of hurt.


You will never even know where that flying spinkick came from....


Watch your back Jeremy Wallace, the Slaughter in St. Louis is coming your way! One day you'll wake up and say Wooo! What's causing all this? and I'll say The Legion of Boom! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 09:23 PM
You think I am afraid of someone from a state that the abbreviaiton is KY and a dude from the Great White North???

Bring it! Allison is a mountain man and I am from a hood where police get knocked off at night!!!

So come on Bryan Adams and Col Sanders!

Matt A
09-18-2006, 09:29 PM
How 'bout this, dudes? How 'bout at the FALL BRAWL, at the WAR GAMES, we unleash our secret partner...'cause our secret partner is going to SHOCK the world! For he is none other than the SHOCKMASTER!!!!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/shock5.jpg

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Wallace! You and Allison are soft married men!

What are you gonna do when that cage comes down at the St. Louis Forum and you two are stuck with "Heartbreaker" Haden and Mark "Bigger and better than the Titanic, because only 400 women went down on the Titanic" Tolch? We're gonna make you bleed and pin you one, two, three in the middle of the ring. After we stomp your asses, all the ladies are gonna come from miles around to go for a ride on Space Mountain! Whoooo!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 09:35 PM
Bring it!


http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6769/09240ss3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 09:39 PM
Both of you will go down like this baby!

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5664/babyky3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Matt A
09-18-2006, 09:44 PM
BRING. IT. BITCH. EZZ.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/DSCF1250.jpg

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 09:51 PM
How 'bout this, dudes? How 'bout at the FALL BRAWL, at the WAR GAMES, we unleash our secret partner...'cause our secret partner is going to SHOCK the world! For he is none other than the SHOCKMASTER!!!!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/shock5.jpg


Ooooh, the SHOCKMASTER!!!! :eek: Shouldn't that fat bastard go fall through a wall or something? What are you soft boys gonna do? Sit on us? We got a secret partner as well

http://www.pmpnetwork.com/terry_funk/TF.jpg

The Can-Tex Connection!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 09:53 PM
This is the only move you have Haten!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2299/bellypistolxr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

mark t
09-18-2006, 09:57 PM
Belly pistols will school your masked ass, St. Louis! And how's this for talk? I'm gonna rip Allison a new asshole.....

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 09:57 PM
This is the only move you have Haten!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2299/bellypistolxr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


That gets the ladies, Space Mountain still has the longest lines in the park! Sucka!

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 10:00 PM
Belly pistols will school your masked ass, St. Louis! And how's this for talk? I'm gonna rip Allison a new asshole.....



Easy there Bob McKenzie!!! I would not want you to choke on your back bacon sandwich!

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 10:08 PM
Easy there Bob McKenzie!!! I would not want you to choke on your back bacon sandwich!


You're gonna regret those words when you're wearing the crimson mask in front of your wife and kids Wallace! Lay off the fried ravioli and start training, I mean it's not like you stand a chance against us...but it's nice to dream.

William R.
09-18-2006, 10:09 PM
I just bought ringside seats.

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 10:09 PM
You're gonna regret those words when you're wearing the crimson mask in front of your wife and kids Wallace! Lay off the fried ravioli and start training, I mean it's not like you stand a chance against us...but it's nice to dream.


Hey KY! Don't you have some Johnny Depp movies to watch and some bourbon to drink?


(wait...that does not sound bad at all...errrrrrrrrrrrr)

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 10:17 PM
I just bought ringside seats.


Ringside Seats? Congo Bill, you'll be in the cage with us.......


You see, this is no ordinary cage match my friend. THIS IS WAR GAMES!!!!

"Heartbreaker" Haden, The Human Tolch, Congo Bill and an unnamed fourth partner vs. Jeremy "Bastardface" Wallace, Matthew "Toy Boy" Allison, Josh "Stuckzilla" Stuckey and Ian "I <3 Kiss" Jane with Sweet Donny G. officating.

William R.
09-18-2006, 10:20 PM
I accidently broke someone's arm yesterday. I think I should sit this one out. It could get ug-lee.

Chad Haden
09-18-2006, 10:26 PM
I accidently broke someone's arm yesterday. I think I should sit this one out. It could get ug-lee.


Well that's the point William, hence why it's called War Games.

Allison's got a bum ankle, he just got that protective boot taken off and I know he's the one who was running around as the "Midnight Rider"...Dusty Rhodes, my ass!

mark t
09-18-2006, 10:29 PM
I accidently broke someone's arm yesterday. I think I should sit this one out. It could get ug-lee.



And speaking of which.....where's my motherfuckin' PM?

William R.
09-18-2006, 10:41 PM
And speaking of which.....where's my motherfuckin' PM?

I gave up because the Server Error.

mark t
09-18-2006, 10:53 PM
I gave up because the Server Error.



Resend, bitch! I need an update!

Matt A
09-19-2006, 12:17 PM
This is the only move you have Haten!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2299/bellypistolxr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't be so sure, Busterface. You remember what happened last time you underestimated the kid:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/haden-clutch_3.jpg

Don Guarisco
09-19-2006, 04:51 PM
Eddie Vedder - almost as annoying as Bono, which is a perverse achievement if you think about it

Mark Arm - who?


Thus, I vote for the only logical choice...

PAUL STANLEY!!!

http://newwoman.ru/pic26/paul_stanley.jpg

Paul Stanley sez "All these grunge babies can talk to the muthafuckin' hand of rock and roll!"

Matt A
09-19-2006, 05:12 PM
Why didn't I think of that?

Chad Haden
09-19-2006, 07:09 PM
Eddie Vedder - almost as annoying as Bono, which is a perverse achievement if you think about it

Mark Arm - who?


Thus, I vote for the only logical choice...

PAUL STANLEY!!!

http://newwoman.ru/pic26/paul_stanley.jpg

Paul Stanley sez "All these grunge babies can talk to the muthafuckin' hand of rock and roll!"


BASTARD!!!! How dare you deface my rock n roll thread with Paul Stanley!

Matt A
09-19-2006, 07:11 PM
Ah Ha! You fell right into Sweet Donny G's trap. He just PM'd me saying you'd react as such. You fool. You bloody, bloody fool. Ah Hahah aha ha ha ha!

Chad Haden
09-19-2006, 07:29 PM
Ah Ha! You fell right into Sweet Donny G's trap. He just PM'd me saying you'd react as such. You fool. You bloody, bloody fool. Ah Hahah aha ha ha ha!


Allison, I knew you'd have your grubby little paws in this! Allison, you're a bastard! Oh wait, you're from Colorado and you hippies have no self-respect. Hmm, I got it! ALLISON! PAUL STANLEY IS A USELESS SON OF A BITCH!

i'd like to thank Terry Funk for that inspiration

Matt A
09-19-2006, 07:32 PM
You and the Funker can go get choke-slammed.

Chad Haden
09-19-2006, 07:37 PM
You and the Funker can go get choke-slammed.

Excuse me!! You can talk shit about rock n roll all you want and I'll laugh it off, but never EVER bad mouth Terry Funk!!! :mad: :mad:

Matt A
09-19-2006, 07:39 PM
Can I bad mouth Chainsaw Charlie?

Chad Haden
09-19-2006, 07:40 PM
NO! If you wanna badmouth a Funk, badmouth Flash Funk!

Matt A
09-19-2006, 07:48 PM
I couldn't find any pictures of Flash Funk so here's Johnny B. Badd instead...

Chad Haden
09-19-2006, 07:49 PM
He also sucked

Chad Haden
09-28-2006, 12:13 AM
Here's more proof Mark Arm rules, this is an excerpt from an interview he did with Buddyhead

If you could pick an all star “most irritating band ever” (both in musical terms and if they held a press conference), what would the line up be?

Vocals: Bono
Lead Guitar: Dave Navarro
Rhythm Guitar & Backing Vocals (although he'd never admit they were
just backing vocals): Lenny Kravitz
Bass: Sting
Drums: Lars Ulrich
Backing Vocals & Dancing: Michael Stipe

Matt A
09-28-2006, 08:07 PM
FLASH FUNK!!

Chad Haden
09-29-2006, 09:45 AM
More Mark Arm interview goodness

What are five of your all time favorite records that you think our
readers should check out?

I hate questions like this. How do you expect me to limit myself to
5 all time favorite records. I'm going to assume a few things that may or may not be true. I'm going to assume that your readership is smart and is familiar with the history of great rock bands and that they are already well versed in the classics like the MC5, the Stooges, Captain Beefheart, Discharge, Black Flag, Devo, Can, The Byrds, The Rolling Stones, Bo Diddley, Funkadellic, Pere Ubu, Black Sabbath etc.

Given that, here are 6 more favorites of mine:

Charles Mingus - Ah Um
Hawkwind - Space Ritual
Amon Duul II - Tanz Der Lemminge
The Flesh Eaters - A Minute To Pray A Second To Die
Jon Wahl - Sour Suite
Red Kross - Born Innocent

Alex M
09-29-2006, 10:15 AM
Mark Arm.

Never liked Pearl Jam

Superfuzz Big Muff or anything else from Mudhoney over Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam any day.

I saw Mudhoney in the UK about 10 years ago. Tickets were sold out but we saw Mark Arm smoking a cigarette in the park outside the venue on the afternoon before the concert. We asked if he could get us in. No problem. We had a little tour of their tour bus, and then they asked us if we could find them something to smoke before the concert.
For a teenager, that is a dream come true. One of your favourite groups asks you to find them drugs.

One of my favourite concerts, great guys.

Eddie Vedder = miserable