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Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 02:38 PM
Every second of my day is spent either thinking about them, or doing something directly related to me humping them.

Why does it have to be this way? I just want to be free.

Jeremy Wallace
09-14-2006, 02:46 PM
You are a straight man and women are beautiful!

It is a natural reaction.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 02:55 PM
I hate being a slave to those with 'ginas.

Scott Ruhl
09-14-2006, 02:59 PM
They're wonderful. Lately I've been trippin' and doing some of the dumbest shit. I'm going crazy. I would actually be smarter if it wasn't for boneing.

Ian Jane
09-14-2006, 03:01 PM
You're all horndogs.

Jonathan Daniels
09-14-2006, 03:32 PM
I think alcohol is to blame. Aliens too...possibly the government...

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 03:42 PM
I just wish I could focus on other things. I try to focus on my music, but all I end up doing is writing songs about chicks.

I try watching dvds, but I always end up putting in a porn and pulling it.

I want to change, but I cannot. I am weak.

Jeremy Wallace
09-14-2006, 03:46 PM
No need to change! Songs about chicks sell! Porn is helpful.

Let it go!

Ian Jane
09-14-2006, 03:57 PM
Try writing songs about porn.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 04:05 PM
That doesn't help.

It's not just the way they look, either. I like the way they smell. I like how they feel all squishy. I even like it when they fart!

Jonathan Daniels
09-14-2006, 04:09 PM
I even like it when they fart!

:confused: :o :D

Damian P
09-14-2006, 04:10 PM
Women depress me. I wish I had no sex drive or desire to be wanted by women. I'd be so much happier.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 04:10 PM
I think they bring me back to my primal instincts. I'm like a dog, and I want to sniff their asses. It's animalistic. Biological, if you will.

J Fresta
09-14-2006, 04:13 PM
I suddenly feel closer to Frank after that comment!

Jonathan Daniels
09-14-2006, 04:24 PM
I think they bring me back to my primal instincts. I'm like a dog, and I want to sniff their asses. It's animalistic. Biological, if you will.

That quote is very Nugentesque!

Are you becoming the Motor City Madman??? :)

Lewis G.
09-14-2006, 04:46 PM
Dont complain, thank god for it. Especially if you have some ease with women.
One of my best friends used to complain like this all the time about women and how it is complicated and tiresome to think about them , the bastard rails at least two different cuties a week so I told him to shut up and to realize that some guys couldn't even seduce a girl a year to save their life.

Rail them, shut up.

Jeremy Wallace
09-14-2006, 04:49 PM
Rail them, shut up.


Best advice ever.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 06:28 PM
He's blunt, but he has a point.

To address some other points in the thread:

Jason, we are brothers of the same mind. And ass.

Jonathan, speaking of asses, The Nuge is one. But there are aspects of his hunter/prey philosophy that parallel my own mindset, so your observation could be considered accurate.

Lewis G.
09-14-2006, 07:27 PM
He's blunt, but he has a point.

To address some other points in the thread:

Jason, we are brothers of the same mind. And ass.

Jonathan, speaking of asses, The Nuge is one. But there are aspects of his hunter/prey philosophy that parallel my own mindset, so your observation could be considered accurate.

I 'm sure I didn't offend you Frank. And if I did, I'm sure you'll find a nice lady to comfort you.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 07:33 PM
Oh, I'm not offended. You really do make an interesting point!

I just feel like, no matter what, women will always rule over me and I am pretty much always going to go along with their crazy ideas. Even if they're bad ideas.

Lewis G.
09-14-2006, 07:35 PM
Oh, I'm not offended. You really do make an interesting point!

I just feel like, no matter what, women will always rule over me and I am pretty much always going to go along with their crazy ideas. Even if they're bad ideas.

Thats the way they are , they can be hot as a Bond girl and have crazy ideas like a Bond vilain, at the same time.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 07:46 PM
Okay, so I'm pretty much fucked.

Right on!

William R.
09-14-2006, 07:56 PM
Okay, so I'm pretty much fucked.

In the end, if your cards are played right, that's the outcome you're hoping for.

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 08:10 PM
Fuck.

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 08:49 PM
C.R.E.A.M.

Cooz Rules Everything Around Me

Steve Greenfield
09-15-2006, 03:17 AM
Try being married for over twenty years. The novelty of women wears off... why do you think I'm here on the boards?

Jesper Maintz
09-15-2006, 09:05 AM
I often think that life would be much easier if I were gay.

Richard C
09-15-2006, 09:37 AM
There was a recent "dance" track that was probably dedicated to you Frank - I think it was called "Girls" and the video featured some guy being chased by a load of women in vests and shorts. I can't access YouTube at work so I can't look for it at the moment...

Jason S
09-15-2006, 10:51 AM
Women. Over this past week, I have a new found respect for them.

Richard C
09-15-2006, 01:08 PM
Found it:

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Though somehow I don't think Frank would be running away...

Frank Estrada
09-15-2006, 01:17 PM
Nah, I surrender easily. TOO easily!

Ian Miller
09-16-2006, 12:50 AM
Who's that in your avatar, Jay? Yummy!

Alli R
09-16-2006, 02:12 AM
I often think that life would be much easier if I were gay.

I have thought that sometimes but then I realize I don't like most chicks!

John Ellsworth
09-16-2006, 10:13 PM
I have thought that sometimes but then I realize I don't like most chicks! try as I might, I can't see you with a crewcut or digging KD Lang :-P

Jason S
09-17-2006, 03:20 PM
Who's that in your avatar, Jay? Yummy!

It's Mami from www.tokyotopless.com

Jesper Maintz
09-17-2006, 03:25 PM
I have thought that sometimes but then I realize I don't like most chicks!And I really dont like guys - so much for that! :D