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Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 06:53 PM
Which party will Swedish Joe vote for an why?

A) The environmentalists. Left wing, high taxes advocates. Wants to make sweden into a world leader on environmental technology and is commonly referred to as the green khmers.
Have tow party leaders both who seem a bit estranged from reality but are pleasant.

B) The social democrats. The ruling party for the last .. 8... or 12 years. Whatever, the ones running the show now. Mild left, who like to talk about the poor people in society and what can be done for them.
Have a fat guy who is arrogant as hell as their leader.

C) The lefties (old commies) . they love taxes and want to keep as much in government control as possible.
Has a guy as their leader who got slammed for calling himself a communist.

D) The Centre. Mild right, flirting with the left. Traditionally a farmers party, that has sided with them. Wants to get rid of nuclear power.
Has a woman as their leader that seems a bit retarded.

E) The Christian democrats. Medium right. Wanna ban abortion, hate gays and want lower taxes.
Despite their gay hate they have a guy who comes of as very very feminine as their leader.

F) the peoples party. Medium right. Wanna make it harder for foreigners to become citizens, and wanna increase school spending. Wants sweden to join NATO.
Have a guy with a funny voice and look as their leader.

G) the moderates. Right. Wanna redistribute wealth, and lower real estate taxes aswell as income taxes. has a guy that have puppy eyes as their leader, who is very good at badmouthing the fat guy the socialists have.

H) The swedish democrats. Nazi. A renaming of the old national democrats. Their only promise is to make sweden more swedish (??). I have no idea how their leader is, as he is never on TV.

Todd J
09-13-2006, 06:59 PM
It's a trick question. You will write in your own name because no one can could rule Sweden as effectivley as you could and every candidate is a fuck-bag loser with no intelligence and poor ideas.

Matt A
09-13-2006, 07:02 PM
You fire bomb the voting facility and then get drunk.

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:13 PM
Todd has a very good suggestion, but both are wrong thus far :eek:

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 07:16 PM
I think you would vote in thie following order.

C
H
A
D

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:19 PM
Jeremy is also very offside.

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:21 PM
Oh I forgot two more parties..

I) The feminists. They hate men.

J) The pirate party. They want to abolish copyright laws and love the internet.

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:21 PM
and NO. Im not making those two up. They are real parties.

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 07:30 PM
Are you drunk?

How is this thread not political? I swear if it goes to shit, I'm setting fire to this board.

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:32 PM
of course Im drunk! But it isnt political! Well it is swedish political, but sweden isnt political.. it is just a fictional country.. more or less.. on the outskirts of civilsation.

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 07:37 PM
Swedish J'owe - why don't you just pull it?

This board has been VERY VERY weird this week. Lots of fights and senseless arguing. I'm trying to promote love and international relations and shit. I STRONGLY BELIEVE that if everyone would just take 10-15 minutes to just go in the bathroom and pull it before they log in, everyone would be much calmer - all frustrations properly vented.

Chad Haden
09-13-2006, 07:40 PM
Vote Commie!

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:41 PM
I havent caused any fucking weirdness. I AM INNOCENT.

I feel persecuted like a jew!

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 07:43 PM
You cause lots of sexual tension. It's both distracting and rude.

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:45 PM
and it makes people around me very horny, I know.

Its because Im swedish, and swedish culture is very sex based.

Chad Haden
09-13-2006, 07:52 PM
But you're not Swedish, you just live there. You're Serbian, that's why you won't vote for the party that wants to join NATO :D

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 07:54 PM
Thaat is very true. Also I am not drunk.

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 07:58 PM
How rude.

Christoffer S
09-13-2006, 08:00 PM
I like your new avatar! It reminds me of something.. but I cant remember what :(

Scott Ruhl
09-13-2006, 09:15 PM
J) The pirate party. They want to abolish copyright laws and love the internet.

http://everyonehasavice.com/wordpress/wp-content/56039822.jpg

John G.
09-13-2006, 11:57 PM
Joe, I just gave your thread one star... that NEVER happens. Congratulations. :p

EDIT: Fuck, apparently you need two ratings for the stars to show up. Democracies suck.

Richard C
09-14-2006, 04:11 AM
I reckon you'll tick two boxes by mistake thus making the vote null and void.

Lewis G.
09-14-2006, 11:14 AM
Vote for the butch who runs the feminist party and tell'em you voted for Da man.

Jeremy C.
09-14-2006, 01:32 PM
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/swede.jpg

Nick McBride
09-15-2006, 06:11 AM
To answer the orginial question.
G. Because you seem to like the leader, and you feel you are paying too much tax.