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Matt A
09-13-2006, 05:50 PM
Straight out of the bottle with a cherry lemon/lime soda chaser. I had no good reason for doing this other than I was bored and my wife wasn't home.

Am I an alcoholic?

Todd J
09-13-2006, 05:52 PM
nope. just gay for using a chaser.

Todd J
09-13-2006, 05:53 PM
oh and your a drunk. Alcoholics go to AA.

Matt A
09-13-2006, 05:56 PM
I can live with being a drunk. History is full of successful drunks. I just think it's conflicting with my desire for calm and inner peace. Plus it keeps me from drawing and makes me throw up in my mouth while I sleep.

Tom K
09-13-2006, 06:06 PM
Just a pint?

Matt A
09-13-2006, 06:08 PM
Just a pint?

Well, it was a work night ya know. ;)

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 06:10 PM
I drank two pints of Belhaven last night.

Chad Haden
09-13-2006, 06:35 PM
I took some Tylenol Simply Sleep and washed them down with a bottle of Thunderbird and a methadone chaser

Matt A
09-13-2006, 06:45 PM
No sir.

Lewis G.
09-14-2006, 11:57 AM
I drank a pint of gatorade last night. But tonight I'll work on my alcoholism with good cuban rhum.

scott favareille
09-14-2006, 01:20 PM
My worst drunk (this was about 20 years ago) was when I drank a 40-oz bottle of Old English 800 (malt liquor), & then chased that with half a pint of Bacardi 151 (straight).

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 06:05 PM
I like to see how many 40s I can drink before I pass out, you never lose at that game!

paul h.
09-14-2006, 06:10 PM
Last night I drank 4 glasses of Italian wine and a can of Dr. Pepper. Oh and some water. Then I watched LUCKY # SLEVIN. Which one caused the headache that I have now?

Matt A
09-14-2006, 06:12 PM
I like to see how many 40s I can drink before I pass out, you never lose at that game!

The bar where I saw Thor sold 40s of Mickey's. I found this out after I'd had my last drink.

William R.
09-14-2006, 06:13 PM
Am I an alcoholic?

Not unless you do it daily and give up the bitch chaser.

You were just lonely, bored, or bummed. Or a combo of the three. Seek help.

Matt A
09-14-2006, 06:15 PM
Not unless you do it daily and give up the bitch chaser.

You were just lonely, bored, or bummed. Or a combo of the three. Seek help.

What if I told you I was also wearing Vision Streetwear at the time?

William R.
09-14-2006, 06:28 PM
I'd just flat out call you a sad fuck.

Matt A
09-14-2006, 06:30 PM
WELL I WASN'T!

William R.
09-14-2006, 06:41 PM
Then you're not quite as sad a fuck.

See how simple this shit is?

Matt A
09-14-2006, 07:04 PM
What I have learned from this thread:

I am a lonely, gay, bored drunk. Who is somewhat bummed.


And a poser.

William R.
09-14-2006, 07:07 PM
It's not you, Matthew.

it's this fucker:

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3162/523470xs3.jpg

I don't know if there is just not enough Heartbreak in your Kid, but for fucks sake it sounds like you're losing the battle.

Matt A
09-14-2006, 07:30 PM
I'm tunin' up for some sweet chin music as we speak.

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 07:46 PM
The bar where I saw Thor sold 40s of Mickey's. I found this out after I'd had my last drink.

What is this last drink you speak of? :eek:

Paul Casey
09-14-2006, 07:53 PM
I like to see how many 40s I can drink before I pass out, you never lose at that game!

I like your style, son. I'm a Private Stock 40 type of cat.

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 07:54 PM
I like your style, son. I'm a Private Stock 40 type of cat.


I like your style, Paul. I'm an Olde English/Country Club/Steel Reserve man myself

Jeremy Wallace
09-14-2006, 07:59 PM
I am currently drinking a pint of Belhaven right now. It is liquid heaven!

Paul Casey
09-14-2006, 08:04 PM
I like your style, Paul. I'm an Olde English/Country Club/Steel Reserve man myself

Radness. If I ever find myself in your part of the country, or vice versa, many 40's will be sacrificed. Um, You know...for the Pilgrims.

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 08:09 PM
Radness. If I ever find myself in your part of the country, or vice versa, many 40's will be sacrificed. Um, You know...for the Pilgrims.

Yes, I am always down for consuming cheap alcoholic shit. When I was in London, I drank the hell outta some Special Brew and will do so again the next time I'm there....maybe that's why the Hackney Crackheads never mugged me :D

Paul Casey
09-14-2006, 08:14 PM
I'm not in England...well...NEW ENGLAND! Yar! ahahhahaha

Meh, I'm just kinda drunk downloading soooooo much fuckin' thrash right now. hahahaha
The internet is good again!

Matt A
09-14-2006, 09:10 PM
What is this last drink you speak of? :eek:

I was driving so I only had a Boddingtons and 2 PBRs. Had I known they had 40's I would have just ordered one of those.

Jeff D.
09-14-2006, 09:26 PM
Jack Daniels is the breakfast of champions