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Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:18 PM
Urethra Franklin


Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:20 PM
Silver Bob and The Strangers

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:21 PM

Tom K
09-13-2006, 03:33 PM
Buff and The Purple Helmets

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:36 PM
Pineapple Pete and The Stringalongs

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:36 PM
Savage Animal

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:37 PM
Fantastic Fudge

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:38 PM
The Poo Riders

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:38 PM
The Jon Spencer Pants Explosion

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:39 PM
Sonic Underwear

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:39 PM

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:39 PM
Pug-Nosed Psycho

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:39 PM

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:40 PM
Back Stabbath

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:44 PM
Mullet Machine

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:45 PM
Kris Choenig

Jeremy Wallace
09-13-2006, 03:55 PM

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 03:55 PM
Atomic Goat Accelerator

Gord Reller
09-13-2006, 03:59 PM
Old Reller!

John White
09-13-2006, 04:01 PM
The retrogressive ejaculators
Undescended testacle

Bård Haugland
09-13-2006, 04:11 PM
Are you trying to trick us into giving you a good band name, without giving us credit for it, Frank?

Adam C
09-13-2006, 04:11 PM
Sex VCRs

Chris Hill
09-13-2006, 04:12 PM
Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

Kieran M
09-13-2006, 04:14 PM
Bingo Handjob*

* Actually a fake band-name that R.E.M. used once to perform a secret show.
I love the way it flows.

Todd J
09-13-2006, 04:40 PM
Stump Grinder

Todd J
09-13-2006, 04:41 PM
Shit Dicks

Todd J
09-13-2006, 04:42 PM

Todd J
09-13-2006, 04:42 PM
The Dentures

Chuck C.
09-13-2006, 04:49 PM
The Sinful Dwarves

Aaron M.
09-13-2006, 04:59 PM
The Crudheads
Peter, Paul and Weng Weng
Naked Chocolate
The Buttcrisps

Paul Casey
09-13-2006, 04:59 PM
Hot Dog Finger & The Burger Boys
Hair Floor
The Creepy Barbers
Snake Orgy

Bård Haugland
09-13-2006, 05:00 PM
A Psychotic Jazz Inspired Death Metal Band With Prog Influences That We Weren't Creative Enough to Find A Name For.

Gary Banks
09-13-2006, 05:02 PM
The Fuck Knuckle Five
Satan's Ringpiece

Paul Casey
09-13-2006, 05:07 PM
The Humptown Trio
Harold Smellvin and the Brown Notes

Frank Estrada
09-13-2006, 05:13 PM
Da Chunky Chix

Fred Adelman
09-13-2006, 10:09 PM
Hacking Cough
Green Estradas And Ham
The Flogging Bishops
Mommy What's That In Your Mouth

Randy Thomas G
09-13-2006, 10:23 PM
We were talking about the Vanessa Del Rio interview in the latest Cinema Sewer at work (I work with strange people) and came up with the best black metal band name ever: Dwarf Fisting! :eek:

Also Black Black Black, Vampire Fetus Abortion (that's my girlfriend's invention btw) and Satan's Penis, oh wait, that last one is actually the name of a bm duo. ;)

I think that they're running out of names in metal. After all, there's only so many combinations of death, black and goatwhore that one can invent. Even a great band like Pig Destroyer as a slightly overreaching name, imo.

Oh...and Weng Weng.

Howard Farmer
09-13-2006, 10:40 PM
Throbbing Olive
Edible Ziplock
Perfunctory Collusion
Morton Downey Jr.

Chris Hill
09-14-2006, 12:53 AM
Beaverton Cockrockers

The Artist formerly known as Needledick


Camaro Sutra


Fred Adelman
09-14-2006, 12:53 AM
Hillsborough Bernese Mountain Dogs
Humming Horace
The Cackling Cordier Charcoal Combo
The French Ticklers

Chris Hill
09-14-2006, 01:54 AM
Kirkegaarden ( existentialist grunge band...wait for it, wait...)

Steve Greenfield
09-14-2006, 03:03 AM
Primitive Ostrich Tribe

That was the name of the band I wanted to have back in the '70s...

Adolph L.
09-14-2006, 07:51 AM
Savage Animal

wasnt that the band name that sebastian bach wanted during that episode of that reality show. think its called Rockstar.

Adolph L.
09-14-2006, 07:52 AM
i got one:

The Pussy Lickin' Good band

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 08:33 AM
When I start a band, I'm naming it Kowalski

Jeremy Wallace
09-14-2006, 08:36 AM
When I start a band, I'm naming it Kowalski

That name is KILLER!

Tim Mayer
09-14-2006, 08:38 AM
Live Nude Girls On Stage
Anal Cum (oh wait thats a real one)
The Suicide Bombers

Scott Ruhl
09-14-2006, 08:42 AM
Rainbow Fist
Beethoven vs. Dracula
Neon Burrito

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 08:54 AM
That name is KILLER!

Thanks, Jeremy. It's the best name I've come up with since Dirty Jesus

Mike Brown
09-14-2006, 08:55 AM
The Sunflower Spit Cup

Mike Brown
09-14-2006, 08:58 AM

- inspired by an episode of All Creatures Great And Small believe it or not

Chris Hill
09-14-2006, 12:03 PM
The Dryhump Jumpsuit

Frank Estrada
09-14-2006, 12:42 PM
Wonder Shred

Fred Hana
09-14-2006, 02:13 PM
The Magical Anal-Machine

Jeremy Wallace
09-14-2006, 02:28 PM
Thanks, Jeremy. It's the best name I've come up with since Dirty Jesus


Mark C.
09-14-2006, 04:53 PM
Springtime for Hitler

Scott Ruhl
09-14-2006, 05:01 PM
The Italian Doo-Wop Quintet

Paul Casey
09-14-2006, 05:39 PM

That reminds me of a good plural noun I heard used while doing some Mad Libs many years ago:

Kentucky Fried Children.

Chad Haden
09-14-2006, 07:20 PM

Actually, it was more VANISHING POINT..I never thought of the Killer Kowalski reference :D

Horace Cordier
09-16-2006, 01:30 AM
Adelman's Asshole
Freddy A Got Fingered

some metal ones:

Wrekked Ferret

This is harder than it looks. :eek:

Fred Adelman
09-16-2006, 01:34 AM
Whore Ass Log Slingers
Eye Gunk Wipers
Harry Hamlin's Hemmoroids
Poodle Jizz

Adolph L.
09-16-2006, 04:11 AM
little green men
the anal plugs

KH Brown
09-16-2006, 08:22 AM
Mark Shannon's Scrotum
The Kiddie Fiddlers
The Anal Intruders
Krug and Company
Citizens Above Suspicion
The Pork Swordsmen

Paul Casey
09-16-2006, 12:34 PM
Gorilla Handjob

or alternately

Guerilla Handjob

Aaron G
09-18-2006, 02:36 AM
THE FAGS (named after cigarette lollies)

..unforunately these are all starting to sound like bad goth-metal bands!

William R.
09-18-2006, 03:10 AM
Guerilla Handjob

That was the name of the Rage Against the Machine cover band that a group of kids formed at a rival high school. They sucked ass, but I always loved the name.

Isaac K.
09-18-2006, 10:23 AM
Stiff Kitten

Mengele's Choice

I Pooped My Pants

Shaun C
09-18-2006, 11:08 AM

Jeremy Wallace
09-18-2006, 11:25 AM
The ROCK Ness Monsters

Shaun C
09-18-2006, 12:13 PM

Scott Ruhl
09-18-2006, 12:54 PM
Velvet Douche

Josh S
11-17-2006, 08:30 PM
The Hell-Crawlers

Jonny Redman
11-17-2006, 08:54 PM
The Vinegar Strokes

Steve Barr
11-17-2006, 09:33 PM
A man, a band, a canal - Anacadnabanama!

Adam Ribby
11-18-2006, 01:35 AM
Paul Revere and the Womb Raiders
The Extra Testicle Barbershop Quartet
Scat Stevens
Aqua Vulva
The Connor Clapton Escape Plan

Joe N.
11-18-2006, 01:54 AM
Wrecked 'Em

Spewing Machine



Adam Ribby
11-18-2006, 02:23 AM
Blazing Gums
Fjord Mime (if I started a black metal band, I would name it that)
Vaginal Echo
The Funky Fallopians
New Riders of the Purple Pole

Adam Ribby
11-18-2006, 02:39 AM
Cleveland Steamer Receiver
System of a Down's Syndrome
Black Tape For Blue Balls

Tim Mayer
11-18-2006, 02:58 PM
Bare Naked Buttz
The Glory Holy Rollers
Sometimes Sweet Saviour

Richard Owen
11-18-2006, 03:56 PM
Crazy Like a Fox
The Disleksiks
Labia Suffragettes

11-27-2006, 05:19 AM
THE STALE CUNTS "We are the Scum-sucking Shitholes of Fuckland!" from "Excrementitious Discharge Emanating from the Swinery" CD

Isaac K.
11-27-2006, 07:39 AM
Juice Newton

Joe N.
11-27-2006, 08:32 AM
Noose Jew Town

Josh S
11-27-2006, 05:39 PM
Ethnic Kiss

Darius J
11-27-2006, 05:56 PM
The Swollen Clits
Black Forest
The Fartknockers
Massacre in Pleasant Valley
Rite Guard

and my personal favorites


(been watching Family Guy Josh?)

Tim Mayer
11-28-2006, 01:46 PM
Full Toilet Session

Isaac K.
11-28-2006, 04:06 PM
Penis Colada

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