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Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 08:51 AM
After I broke my arm, my arm was useless for a few months. Because of it not being used, I developed a small patch of stretch marks up above my bicep near my armpit!

Is there anything that gets rid of these damn things!

Christoffer S
09-12-2006, 08:54 AM
Nope.

Youre scarred for live.

John G.
09-12-2006, 08:56 AM
You could just tell people you got them in a motorcycle accident. That's what I'd do.

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 08:58 AM
Nope.

Youre scarred for live.


There has to be something!

mark t
09-12-2006, 09:11 AM
I've got them on the inside of my leg, and i got them in a weird kinda way...i was getting down with this girl, and things got a little twister-like, and stayed that way for the duration. Laugh all you want, but 8 years later, they're still there.

JackieCoupe
09-12-2006, 09:15 AM
Bio oil

search that on the net, its an oily substance that has a growth genum in it that helps reduce the unslightly appearnace of stretchmarks and scars, I used it on a thigh gouge I had and it really made it less noticable!
Its not too badly priced either.
Let me know if you get stuck finding it.

Good luck!

Wostry Ferenc
09-12-2006, 09:46 AM
Girliest topic ever.

Ingolf Eskedahl
09-12-2006, 10:46 AM
I thought this post was about Jeremy beeing pregnant, giving birth or something like that..... :(

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 10:47 AM
I thought this post was about Jeremy beeing pregnant, giving birth or something like that..... :(


THAT would be the girliest topic ever.

I need to find bio oil.

Elske McCain
09-12-2006, 10:54 AM
2 words : laser treatment

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 10:55 AM
2 words : laser treatment


Does that really work?

Elske McCain
09-12-2006, 10:57 AM
Its the only thing that will. I don't know from experience or anything, my friend at work had it done though. It removes tattoos too. It's expensive though.

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 11:02 AM
It is only my arm but it bugs me. Maybe I will look into that.

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 11:57 AM
Dude, you're so vain.

Real people are not perfect. Real people have scars, zits, pockmarks, blackheads, and yes, stretchmarks. Live with it, and instead focus on the more positive aspects of your natural handsomeness. Your butt, for example.

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 12:02 PM
Frank, I am not a real person. I am a droid. A droid with an annoying patch of stretch marks on it's arm.

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 12:06 PM
I knew this would somehow circle back to my Bionic Man thread.

EDIT: I bet your robo-butt is hard as a rock!

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 12:14 PM
I knew this would somehow circle back to my Bionic Man thread.

EDIT: I bet your robo-butt is hard as a rock!


I did buy the workout tape.

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 02:48 PM
You're weird.

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 02:52 PM
Yeah..I know.

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Stretchmarks are sexy.

Fact.

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 03:24 PM
In that case, I have one sexy arm. And that lady on COPS this morning is H O T !

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 04:20 PM
Yeah, but was she "stretchmark-hot"?

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 04:24 PM
If stretchmarks are sexy then she was Beyonce!

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 05:16 PM
Jeremy, if loving you is wrong... I don't wanna be wrong!

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 05:23 PM
Is it because I have stretchmarks on my arm? I knew it.

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 05:25 PM
They are already causing major problems.

Sounds like it's laser time!

http://www.moloch.org/pn4pics/images/laser-frog_lighting_cig_on_laser.jpg

Jeremy Wallace
09-12-2006, 05:27 PM
I don't smoke.

Dave M
09-13-2006, 12:02 AM
You could always cut your arm off, that's get rid of them and the chick would dig your stubby nub.

Fred Adelman
09-13-2006, 12:13 AM
My wife tells me that there's a cream on the market that's supposed to render the stretch marks nearly invisible. The only problem is that you have to use it every day (apply it when you do your daily rogaine treatment :D ) and it is somewhat expensive. Let me know if you want further info on it. If it were me, I would wear the stretch marks as a badge of honor. Especially under the conditions you received them.