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Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 11:29 PM
It's true. I can't stand her.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 11:39 PM
She was in "Beaches", that move is the pinacle of sucktitude

Adam C
09-11-2006, 11:40 PM
I was forced to watch "Beaches" one time.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 11:44 PM
I was forced to watch "Beaches" one time.

Did you get sex afterwards?

Horace Cordier
09-11-2006, 11:45 PM
Its times like this that I am reminded why I like Frank.

He loves doom and hates Bette Midler. We are in 100% agreement on both topics.

Adam C
09-11-2006, 11:46 PM
Nope. It was just horrible.

Randy Thomas G
09-11-2006, 11:50 PM
I hate Bette Midler as well but that photo Chad posted kind of turns me on. :D

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 11:53 PM
I hate Bette Midler as well but that photo Chad posted kind of turns me on. :D

It's the boobs, hence the arrows pointing at the only things she's ever had going for her :D

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 11:56 PM
She makes me want to light myself on fire.

Horace Cordier
09-11-2006, 11:58 PM
It's the boobs, hence the arrows pointing at the only things she's ever had going for her :D

Problem is, they come attached to the voice and personality. A nice rack is not enough in this case.

BEACHES is the movie that will be playing in a loop when I get to hell on a double bill with THE COLOR PURPLE.

Horace Cordier
09-12-2006, 12:02 AM
She makes me want to light myself on fire.

Torch her instead and do us all a favor. I'll pay you to do it - name your price!

Zane C.
09-12-2006, 12:04 AM
Problem is, they come attached to the voice and personality. A nice rack is not enough in this case.

BEACHES is the movie that will be playing in a loop when I get to hell on a double bill with THE COLOR PURPLE.

Hahaha! That's the funniest damn thing I've read today, Horace! And you know what? It's right on the money! :D

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 12:08 AM
Torch her instead and do us all a favor. I'll pay you to do it - name your price!

A diet Red Bull, a pair of polyester pants with matching vest, and some hot Cheetos.

Horace Cordier
09-12-2006, 12:16 AM
A diet Red Bull, a pair of polyester pants with matching vest, and some hot Cheetos.

Done! But I'll throw in a custom skateboard autographed by Tony Iommi just because you deserve it for ridding humanity of this plague.

Seriously, you know why I hate Midler? She's "brassy".

Brassy is annoying as all fuck.

Fred Adelman
09-12-2006, 12:21 AM
Midler still has a huge gay following. More tranvestites dress like her than probably anyone else. She used to sing in the bathhouses in NYC. Horace, you remember that don't you? :D

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 12:25 AM
What does brassy mean? It sounds pretty metal, actually.

John G.
09-12-2006, 12:29 AM
Bette Midler is pretty wretched but she's not Barbara Streisand or Celine Dion... she's got THAT going for her.

Horace Cordier
09-12-2006, 12:32 AM
What does brassy mean? It sounds pretty metal, actually.

Its sorta "you go girl" kinda shit (wow, am I articulate or what?).

Outspoken, "telling it like it is", loud, and almost always referring to women. Rosie O'Donnell is the same kind of type.

Someone else can probably describe this better.

Fred?

Fred Adelman
09-12-2006, 12:34 AM
What does brassy mean? It sounds pretty metal, actually.

I think it's because she has a horn section in her band. One of her recent tours was called the Brassy Tour. My wife wanted to go but I was not about to pay $400 bucks a ticket! Yeah, my wife likes her. Please pity me.

William R.
09-12-2006, 12:37 AM
"Brassy" - a far more polite way of calling someone a loud mouthed cunt.

Fred Adelman
09-12-2006, 12:38 AM
"Brassy" - a far more polite way of calling someone a loud mouthed cunt.

Will, you always have the right thing to say! :D

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 12:41 AM
I've been brassy for years.

Fred Adelman
09-12-2006, 12:49 AM
I've been brassy for years.

Oh, so you're a loud mouth cunt?

This is how Horace would type the same question:

"Oh, so your a loud mouth cunt?"

Horace Cordier
09-12-2006, 01:04 AM
Oh, so you're a loud mouth cunt?

This is how Horace would type the same question:

"Oh, so your a loud mouth cunt?"

Your makin' me mad Fred. I wish your would stop it. Or your'll regret it.

Happy? :D

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 01:06 AM
Everyone's been real brassy lately.

Fred Adelman
09-12-2006, 01:08 AM
Your makin' me mad Fred. I wish your would stop it. Or your'll regret it.

Happy? :D


Your'll? Cmon! You're making it too easy for me. :D

Ian Miller
09-12-2006, 01:10 AM
Stuckey's brassy.

So am I, after a few....

JackieCoupe
09-12-2006, 10:29 AM
You should have watched one of her stage shows, she was an excellant comedienne, she was one of the first women to say 'clitoris' on stage live!
Not to mention being a grammy award winning singer whose career has spanned over thirty years with billions of record sales worldwide
and yes, big breasts!
and a big smile!
I enjoy Bette, always have, shes ballsey, ever see 'Down and Out in Beverley Hills' or 'Ruthless people' or 'Outrageous fortune'? - quality films back when people knew how to write new films - come on people, give her a break!

Gary Banks
09-12-2006, 04:06 PM
Years ago I would have boned her cause she's got a nice rack.

Of course there were times when I would have boned Dracula's mom back then too...:D

Josh S
09-12-2006, 04:23 PM
Stuckey's brassy.

So am I, after a few....

I'm just an asshole.

Jonathan Douglas
09-12-2006, 05:11 PM
One good thing came out of Bette, her keyboard player in the early 70s was a certain Barry Manilow. THE ROSE wasn't bad, it had Alan Bates in it, but apart from that she's a bitch and a pain. However, I used to like this song of hers, "My Knight in Black Leather", I stress used to.

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Chad Haden
09-12-2006, 05:34 PM
I'm just an asshole.

You're sassy!