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Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 06:18 PM
Well, East coast girls are the shit
I really dig those styles they wear
http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2003/portman.natalie.120103.jpg
And the Southern girls, with the way they rawk
they knock me out when I'm down there
http://www.rocket951.fm/albums/album05/Cowgirl.jpg
The Midwest farmers' daughters
always keep their coochies tight
http://www.surfdc.com/mandy/_free/pinkplaid/pin08.jpg
And the Northern girls, with the way they kiss
they keep their Ian Millers warm at night
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8312/im002964ceb0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 06:21 PM
I wish they all could be Northeast Portland,
(wish they all could be Northeast Portland)
I wish they all could be Northeast Portland Girls...

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8008/228319551lzo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

William R.
09-11-2006, 06:29 PM
I heard Northeast Portland Girls attract their mates by emanating a fragrance not unlike smoked gouda from their armpit pores.

Or is that Southeast Portland Girls?

Christoffer S
09-11-2006, 06:29 PM
I have to say that Ian is more attractive to me then girl number 3, midwest. She looks like a fucking east german weightlifter.

William R.
09-11-2006, 06:31 PM
Girl #2's got a Brian Warner-esque face, but it's the panty cakes that matter so the saying goes.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 06:34 PM
I like PDX girls

William R.
09-11-2006, 06:49 PM
Yea, but you're like a dog in heat. Constantly.

These chicks may smell of Époisses de Bourgogne for mother of fucks sake.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 06:58 PM
Yea, but you're like a dog in heat. Constantly.

These chicks may smell of Époisses de Bourgogne for mother of fucks sake.


It's not my fault :(, I think it's genetic

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 06:58 PM
You'd all fuck Miller.

Christoffer S
09-11-2006, 06:59 PM
the question is: would he let us?

William R.
09-11-2006, 06:59 PM
I'd cook him dinner first. The Chad's just a user.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 06:59 PM
Miller has the the French call a certain I don't know what

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 07:01 PM
I'd cook him dinner first. The Chad's just a user.

I bought him a couple of cases of beer, thank you very much.

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 10:52 PM
"Time Crisis 3"! I didn't know there was a 2?

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 11:08 PM
Who are you kidding?

You want an Ian Miller moustache ride. That's what this is all about.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 11:15 PM
Kentucky girls were cuckoo for Miller's cocoa puffs

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 11:16 PM
He has what Kentucky girls call a certain I don't know what.

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 11:20 PM
Who are you kidding?

You want an Ian Miller moustache ride. That's what this is all about.

Miller Crisis 2 or 3?

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 11:20 PM
Miller has the the French call a certain I don't know what



He has what Kentucky girls call a certain I don't know what.

That's what I'm saying, man

Ian Miller
09-11-2006, 11:47 PM
It's true.

The jizm se quaff, or whatever.

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 11:57 PM
Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Chad Haden
09-12-2006, 12:03 AM
Frank, maybe we need Miller hair when we go overseas?

Frank Estrada
09-12-2006, 12:04 AM
That would be insane.

Ian Miller
09-12-2006, 01:50 AM
Frank's pompadour would be insane. Like, wow!