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Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 12:21 PM
Yesterday I ate:

a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough
a side of french fries
a little bit of chipotle mayo

So far, I've poo'd seven times today. And it's not even 9:30!

What could possibly be causing this? One small meal should not produce seven family-sized poos! What did I do wrong? :confused:

Bill Pissott
09-11-2006, 12:23 PM
Maybe you came down with a stomach virus?

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 12:24 PM
Did you drink some Black Butte? It gives you mud butt

Chris Poggiali
09-11-2006, 12:30 PM
Maybe you came down with a stomach virus?

And that may be unleashing the 5 pounds of undigested red meat that's been festering in your intestines for who knows how long. Good luck. Oh, and if you have a padded toilet seat, it can double as a life preserver; just tear it off and wear it around your neck. We'll send the Coast Guard by your place in a few days.

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 12:30 PM
Are they all solid loaves or has it been loose stool?

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 12:34 PM
They are solid dooks.

And Chris, I don't eat meat, so that undigested stuff in me must be ANCIENT!

Todd J
09-11-2006, 12:35 PM
if the poops are big enough use those instead of the toilet seat to keep you afloat. Just squeeze one out and grab hold.

Howard Farmer
09-11-2006, 12:37 PM
hehehe... chipotle mayo = undigestable napalm enhanced expolsive laxative. :)

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 12:39 PM
You might be right. I usually avoid mayo, but oddly-flavored ones for some reason appeal to me.

I'm about to snap off lucky #8. Wish me luck...

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 12:40 PM
They are solid dooks.

Hmmm, that IS strange. Perhaps you was backed-up from a day earlier. What was on your menu Saturday?

Frank Estrada
09-11-2006, 12:44 PM
Oh no.

I think I ate Mexican food!

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 12:48 PM
Maybe someone's feeding you while you're sleeping?

Adam C
09-11-2006, 12:51 PM
Interesting idea, could be a ghost that's feeding you while you sleep.

Chris Poggiali
09-11-2006, 12:52 PM
They are solid dooks.

Uh-oh. Solid enough that you're doing what I call "the free government cheese dance?"

Todd J
09-11-2006, 12:54 PM
you're bung must be sore by now. Do you feel like you've just finish a gay pron scene?

Chris Poggiali
09-11-2006, 12:59 PM
pron

You mean prawns? Oh God, Frank, I think you have diarrhetic shellfish poisoning!

Ray Kanne
09-11-2006, 02:44 PM
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Ray Kanne
09-11-2006, 02:49 PM
Yesterday I ate:

a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough
a side of french fries
a little bit of chipotle mayo

So far, I've poo'd seven times today. And it's not even 9:30!

What could possibly be causing this? One small meal should not produce seven family-sized poos! What did I do wrong? :confused:
Eh, Frank I hate to be the one to break this to you but what you ate yesterday is irrelevant, what you ate the day before yesterday is what's coming out today. Yesterdays meal is still getting ready for the poopshoot so to speak. And if you ate mexican the day before yesterday that explains everything.

paul h.
09-11-2006, 03:47 PM
sleep eating?