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Christoffer S
09-11-2006, 11:38 AM
I have translated all of this from a swedish humor magazine, so I cant take responsibility for its contents:

France:
Erotic with lots of lust. Occasionally bordering on intelectual. Very nicely lit and shot with plenty of dialogue. Easily the country with most output with a plot. Pioneers in anal sex, and kissing between the involved is common. As usual the french cant hide their racism and contempt for other cultures, and all their films feature poor women from Russia and Hungary.

Italy:
The Italian mens difficult and confused relationship towards women dominates their porn industry. Extremely degrading towards women with baseball bats up asses and gangbangs with africans. Hey Mr. Rocco, what would you say if someone did that to your mother? Strangely there are plenty of italian women involved in porn, quite possibly because of the strong urge of rebellion against the "morality" that exist in catholic countries.

Germany:
German porn isnt erotic, it is an experiment in degradation. Half of the worlds great philisophers and Mengele were Germans so it isnt really surprising that they are more into experiments then fucking. Defecation, dwarves, pregnant women, leather hoods and not a single kiss or sign of affection in sight.

Denmark:
Happy amateurs, but not always good looking women, being boned by guys still wearing socks in shabby appartments. Sweet, fun and ... amateur.

Sweden:
Porn as tax evasion. A business completely in the hands of shady characters, who have found an easy way to make money. The women seem to be ashamed to be doing porn and feature only in a few films before leaving the business, and the male actors are only two.

Noway:
Doesnt have porn. What is wrong with the fucking Norwegians???

England:
A sexual third world country. Every tenth year a beautiful englishwoman is born, and she doesnt do porn. Fat and pale housewives in dishing gloves posing in a shitty terraced house.

USA:
As all other entertainment industry the US is the dominating force. All big genres in porn were created here, aswell as the star system, based on hollywood, aswell as porn as auteur art. Makes both the best and worst kind of porn as it should be in the land of the free.

Japan:
Everything is ok. Violence, children, animals and monsters. Among Japanese innovations are animated monster porn, bukkake where women ingest huge amounts of sperm from jars and cans and whatever and last but not least, vending machines where you can buy used womens underwear and sniff if you like.

Chad Haden
09-11-2006, 11:42 AM
It's funny cause it's true

Wostry Ferenc
09-11-2006, 11:45 AM
For a humor magazine, that's pretty accurate. (I don't quite agree with the thing he wrote about english women, yes 80% of them is monster-in-the-cave ugly, but the rest is strikingly beautiful - even that is not much of an amount, but more than the few he wrote. :D ) And "during my travels" I noticed german women are even uglier... :D

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 11:48 AM
They need those panty vending machines in the states. Or maybe I should just get one for the garage. eBay?

Jennifer S.
09-11-2006, 02:35 PM
Does Japan still fog and blur out pubic hair though?

It's amusing in a sick twisted backwards thinking way they're ok with showing the extreme shit that they do,and pubic hair is a big fat 'no no'.

Scott Ruhl
09-11-2006, 02:45 PM
Does Japan still fog and blur out pubic hair though?

It's amusing in a sick twisted backwards thinking way they're ok with showing the extreme shit that they do,and pubic hair is a big fat 'no no'.


It's funny that some Hentai Anime will blur out the nether regions. It's a got damn drawing?! Why even bother to draw it in the first place?

Ray Kanne
09-11-2006, 02:52 PM
Very funny but also pretty accurate. It's generalized a bit off course, but still good. A big mistake (or just an exageration) is the claim that Norway don't make porn. We do just not as much as the bigger European countries. After all there only lives about 4,6 million people here. Sweden is what, double that?
8,5 or something? You must know Porno-Joe?

Ray Kanne
09-11-2006, 02:54 PM
Does Japan still fog and blur out pubic hair though?

It's amusing in a sick twisted backwards thinking way they're ok with showing the extreme shit that they do,and pubic hair is a big fat 'no no'.

No they stopped doing that in 1999 (I think, could be 98), so now they don't have any censorship at all in Japan.

William R.
09-11-2006, 03:03 PM
No they stopped doing that in 1999 (I think, could be 98), so now they don't have any censorship at all in Japan.

Which makes the fact that some companies still do it annoying, but funny in it's own way.

Ray Kanne
09-11-2006, 03:23 PM
Which makes the fact that some companies still do it annoying, but funny in it's own way.
Yes, it's very strange; and very Japanese. They probably do it for nostalgic value or something.

William R.
09-11-2006, 03:37 PM
It makes the Zenra films a bit more entertaining, but god forbid you want to see some uncensored Maria Ozawa.

Jeez!

Christoffer S
09-11-2006, 03:39 PM
8,5 or something? You must know Porno-Joe?

8.something citizens but like a million more in immigrants who doesnt count yet. so were around 9.something

Jesper Maintz
09-11-2006, 08:13 PM
VERY true - if I had a nickel for every time Ive seen some disgusting skinny guy having sex wearing black socks (and nothing else) I would be a rich man.

Theres gotta be a way to change that!

Horace Cordier
09-11-2006, 08:33 PM
Hilarious stuff.

But I always thought the Swedish porno was supposed to be the sickest - I thought they invented the "hot chick with Great Dane" genre?

Or am I mixing them up with Danes (the country, not the dogs!) and the Dutch?

Where are the Dutch on here anyway? I hear they are pretty kinky, or the Belgains? Does Belgian porn even exist?

This thread has got me THINKING.

Nick McBride
09-12-2006, 05:41 AM
No they stopped doing that in 1999 (I think, could be 98), so now they don't have any censorship at all in Japan.

I don't think that is correct. I went to Japan a couple of years back and watched some porn in my hotel room and all pubic hair, plus erect penises were fogged out. If you got to a porn site on the internet and look at Japanese AV models, the photos invariably photoshop over the labia/vulva (what's the best word here?).

I think the uncensored stuff is made off-shore, or it may be edited for the export market.

One thing I'll say for Japanese porn, is the girls are way cute. They go for young (but >18), pretty natural looking girls. They don't like the skanky type that is popular in the US, eg with tattoos, piercings etc. And I like the way they smile instead of the Traci Lords-style pout that the American girls do.

Marc Morris
09-12-2006, 08:22 AM
England:
A sexual third world country. Every tenth year a beautiful englishwoman is born, and she doesnt do porn. Fat and pale housewives in dishing gloves posing in a shitty terraced house.

Sorry, but this is utter bollocks. Porn is huge business in the UK. An old friend of mine is now an award winning porn director:

Relish XXX (http://www.relishxxx.com/)

Marc Morris
09-12-2006, 08:24 AM
England:
A sexual third world country. Every tenth year a beautiful englishwoman is born, and she doesnt do porn. Fat and pale housewives in dishing gloves posing in a shitty terraced house.

Sorry, but this is utter bollocks. Porn is huge business in the UK. An old friend of mine is now an award winning porn director:

Relish XXX (http://www.relishxxx.com/)

And they've never heard of Ben Docer I take it?

Marc Morris
09-12-2006, 08:26 AM
England:
A sexual third world country. Every tenth year a beautiful englishwoman is born, and she doesnt do porn. Fat and pale housewives in dishing gloves posing in a shitty terraced house.

Sorry, but this is utter bollocks. Porn is huge business in the UK. An old friend of mine is now an award winning porn director:

Relish XXX (http://www.relishxxx.com/)

And they've never heard of Ben Dover I take it?

Or... British Girls Adult Film Database (http://www.bgafd.co.uk/)

Tut tut

Marc Morris
09-12-2006, 08:32 AM
England:
A sexual third world country. Every tenth year a beautiful englishwoman is born, and she doesnt do porn. Fat and pale housewives in dishing gloves posing in a shitty terraced house.

Sorry, but this is utter bollocks. Porn is huge business in the UK. An old friend of mine is now an award winning porn director:

Relish XXX (http://www.relishxxx.com/)

And they've never heard of Ben Dover I take it?

Or... British Girls Adult Film Database (http://www.bgafd.co.uk/)

Tut tut

Aaron G
09-12-2006, 08:54 AM
You didn't mention the fact that most pr0n in Europe comes from ex-Eastern Bloc countries, especially Hungary. And alot of pr0n is being shot in Brazil with big assed biotches.

I saw Greek pr0n once, and an Aussie pr0n movie that starred Kristi Myst. It was terrible.

Wostry Ferenc
09-12-2006, 09:15 AM
You didn't mention the fact that most pr0n in Europe comes from ex-Eastern Bloc countries, especially Hungary.

In the 90s, but not anymore. We are not a world power anymore. :(

Aaron G
09-12-2006, 09:18 AM
So where do most of the Private movies/girls come from?

Christoffer S
09-12-2006, 09:36 AM
the Czech rep?

Wostry Ferenc
09-12-2006, 10:53 AM
And from eastern and central Europe, in general. The most beautiful and easiest women are here. Praise the Lord!

Christoffer S
09-12-2006, 11:08 AM
Swedish girls are easier, but most of them are real bitches so theyre not even woth it.

Jason Lee
09-12-2006, 11:08 AM
The girls inthe Japanese porn movies all look and sound like they are dying..they really look and act like they are in great pain...

South Korea makes the WORST porn movies in the world...

As with all asian countries where porn is illegal (liek Japan) they ship off to Thailand/Philipppines/Taiwan and shoot them there where there are no problems..

Ray Kanne
09-12-2006, 11:10 AM
I don't think that is correct. I went to Japan a couple of years back and watched some porn in my hotel room and all pubic hair, plus erect penises were fogged out. If you got to a porn site on the internet and look at Japanese AV models, the photos invariably photoshop over the labia/vulva (what's the best word here?).

I think the uncensored stuff is made off-shore, or it may be edited for the export market.

One thing I'll say for Japanese porn, is the girls are way cute. They go for young (but >18), pretty natural looking girls. They don't like the skanky type that is popular in the US, eg with tattoos, piercings etc. And I like the way they smile instead of the Traci Lords-style pout that the American girls do.
Actually I was kind of wrong. The ban was lifted as early as 91'. Most companies still use the fogging because it's still taboo. You can read all about it on Wiki.The law first started of in public areas and workplaces during the Meiji Restoration (1866-1869). Before this poeple would rutinely bathe and even work in the nude. When film came along the censorship of the nether region (including pubic hair) and female nipples were banned and fogged.
Many companies have started doing the fogging again because it's believed that the public wants it that way. Most Hentai porn that feature the fogging usually has no detail drawn underneath.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_in_Japan

Ray Kanne
09-12-2006, 11:12 AM
The girls inthe Japanese porn movies all look and sound like they are dying..they really look and act like they are in great pain...

South Korea makes the WORST porn movies in the world...

As with all asian countries where porn is illegal (liek Japan) they ship off to Thailand/Philipppines/Taiwan and shoot them there where there are no problems..
Porn is not illegal in Japan.

Jesper Maintz
09-12-2006, 12:20 PM
The girls inthe Japanese porn movies all look and sound like they are dying..they really look and act like they are in great pain...
Ive been wondering about that as well - even if its just theyre breasts that are gently touched, they cry and sound like theyre exposed to torture. Must be another of Japans weird porn traditions...