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Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 02:00 AM
Tom Cruise stole my Zoloft. John Travolta kissed my brother. Michael Jackson fondled my nephew. Robert Blake shot my mother. O.J. cut off my sister's head (she's blonde). Paris Hilton ran over my father. I'm running out of family. What can I do to stop this madness?

Horace Cordier
09-08-2006, 02:09 AM
Ask Frank for help. He has an advice thread somewhere on here I believe...

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 02:11 AM
Ask Frank for help. He has an advice thread somewhere on here I believe...

But I need you help, Horace! Will you be my bodyguard?

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 02:16 AM
Update:

Richie Sambora has threatened to steal my wife! Bastard!

Frank Estrada
09-08-2006, 07:29 AM
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Lewis G.
09-08-2006, 10:02 AM
Tom Cruise stole my Zoloft. John Travolta kissed my brother. Michael Jackson fondled my nephew. Robert Blake shot my mother. O.J. cut off my sister's head (she's blonde). Paris Hilton ran over my father. I'm running out of family. What can I do to stop this madness?

Try to organize a little get-together my friend. In no time, Travolta and Cruise will be tossing each other's salad, O.J. will get rid of Paris(thank god) and Jackson wont come cuz those people are all full grown adults . Let Blake clean the mess afterwards.

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 10:09 AM
Try to organize a little get-together my friend. In no time, Travolta and Cruise will be tossing each other's salad, O.J. will get rid of Paris(thank god) and Jackson wont come cuz those people are all full grown adults . Let Blake clean the mess afterwards.

See, this is the type of thinking that is needed! Thanks, Lewis for solving a potentially dangerous problem.

Frank:

I tried to PM you but this is all that showed up:

Adolph L.
09-08-2006, 10:11 AM
did wynona ryder steal your clothes as well?

Horace Cordier
09-08-2006, 10:12 AM
But I need you help, Horace!

Nice grammar Fred. Good to see that public school education worked out so well.

If Frank cannot help you, well,

its OVER.

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 10:15 AM
did wynona ryder steal your clothes as well?

Yes! And she sent me a picture of herself wearing them. She originally told me that she was taking them to the dry cleaners. Fucking has-been starlets.

Update:

Brad Pitt has left Angelina and is now having a baby with my aunt.

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 10:22 AM
Nice grammar Fred. Good to see that public school education worked out so well.

If Frank cannot help you, well,

its OVER.

I'm only trying to speak to you in terms that you understand. I know you have problems distinguishing between "your" and "you're". I think I pointed that out to you in a post a few days ago. At least your man enough to admit to you're mistakes. :D

Frank Estrada
09-08-2006, 10:31 AM
I have an Internal Server Error... in my pants!

Scott Ruhl
09-08-2006, 12:42 PM
I have an Internal Server Error... in my pants!

Better "log-off" or just beat your junk.

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 02:18 PM
I have an Internal Server Error... in my pants!

Sorry to hear that. In the prime of your life and to have something like that happen to you. Maybe you should just rub it out. :(

Update:

I saw Paul Reubens flogging his bishop while watching one of my porno tapes!

Horace Cordier
09-08-2006, 02:20 PM
I'm only trying to speak to you in terms that you understand. I know you have problems distinguishing between "your" and "you're". I think I pointed that out to you in a post a few days ago. At least your man enough to admit to you're mistakes. :D

Oh man. The sheer hilarity! I will confess to chronically fucking up that "your" and "you're" thing. I honestly do not know what it is Fred - I just mess that up all the time. I'd blame the schools, but I think it is my own damn fault.

I need you help Fred. :D

Frank: The internal server error in your (did I get that right Fred?) pants sounds interesting. Can you go into a bit more detail about this condition? I believe Ian Miller suffers from a similar alilment...

Frank Estrada
09-08-2006, 02:24 PM
It's just a mild explosion, followed by a big mess and lots of cleanup.

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Horace:

The help you need is far beyond my capabilities. Maybe you should go to church and confess or somethin'.

Horace Cordier
09-08-2006, 02:35 PM
Horace:

The help you need is far beyond my capabilities. Maybe you should go to church and confess or somethin'.

I'm an atheist Fred - so it looks like help is NOT on the way. Oh, and lay off the underlining - it makes me look for a link where there is none. I'm a mental feeb, and it is not nice to mess with feebies. :)

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 02:38 PM
Horace:

When I said "or somethin", I meant that you could do something else in church. Do I have to spell it out for you? :D

Frank Estrada
09-08-2006, 03:13 PM
You two need to get a room. And be sure to videotape the goings on for me.

Ingolf Eskedahl
09-08-2006, 04:33 PM
Sorry to tell you Fred, but

Phil Spector has shot your mistress,
Donald Trumph Stole your Hair, and
James Brown nicked your coke.

No party for you my friend.


Oh, by the way, try writing a book about it, sell the rights to some Hollywood company, and start laughing, all the way to the bank....

Fred Adelman
09-08-2006, 08:23 PM
Sorry to tell you Fred, but

Phil Spector has shot your mistress,
Donald Trumph Stole your Hair, and
James Brown nicked your coke.

No party for you my friend.


Oh, by the way, try writing a book about it, sell the rights to some Hollywood company, and start laughing, all the way to the bank....

SONOFA BITCH!!!! How did you know about my mistress? :eek: (and that I'm bald with a coke habit?)