View Full Version : Things You May Not Know About Chuck Norris... But Should

Troy Howarth
09-04-2006, 07:43 PM
A friend of mine got a poster of little know "factoids" about Chuck Norris - I've no idea where these started, but here are a few that cracked me up:

Chuck Norris Doesn't Sleep - He Waits

Chuck Norris Doesn't Mow His Lawn - He Dares His Grass To Grow

Chuck Norris Has Counted To Infinity - Twice

When The Boogyman Goes To Bed, He Checks His Closet For Chuck Norris

Inspired by this (and about 12 others that I can't remember off hand), we created some of our own:

Jesus Can Walk On Water, But Chuck Norris Can Walk on Jesus

Chuck Norris Doesn't Shave Because His Razor Is Afraid Of Getting Cut

Chuck Norris Doesn't Go To The Bathroom - He Scares The Shit Out Of Himself

On The Seventh Day, God Rested; Chuck Norris Didn't

Not much point to all this, but I figured some Norrisisms would go down well here...

Jason Allen
09-04-2006, 08:33 PM
You're on this board all the time yet you missed the 300 threads about this? It's okay though. It's always funny and never gets old.

Jeffrey M2
09-05-2006, 04:49 AM
They used one of mine:

"When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger."

Har har! And yet, I still have to work for a living...

Troy Howarth
09-05-2006, 07:16 AM
Nope, I never noticed this before - can't say I hang around OT as much as some. ;)

I like that one, Jeffrey - good work. :D