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Gunnar Jonsson
03-23-2005, 05:23 PM
I've seen a lot of report cards threads popping up and i dont think there has been one done on H.G.L. By God he deserves one!

Boin-n-g: B+
Blood Feast: A
Goldilocks and the Three Bares: D
Scum of the Earth: A-
Two Thousands Maniacs: B-
Monster a-Go Go: F
Color Me Blood Red: B
The Gruesome Twosome: A-
Something Weird: A-
Blast-Off Girls: C-
She-Devils on Wheels: A
Just for the Hell of It: C
The Wizard of Gore: A+
The Gore Gore Girls: A
Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat: C

Jeff Gr
03-24-2005, 01:43 AM
Blood Feast A
Scum Of The Earth C+
2,000 Maniacs A-
Color Me Blood Red B-
The Grusome Twosome B
Something Weird C
She Devils On Wheels B
Just For The Hell Of It D+
Wizard Of Gore B+
The Gore Gore Girls B

Marshall Crist
03-24-2005, 02:45 AM
Goldilocks And The Three Bares D
Scum Of The Earth B-
Blood Feast B
Two Thousand Maniacs C
Color Me Blood Red C+
Monster A-go-go C-
The Magic Land Of Mother Goose C-
Suburban Roulette D-
A Taste Of Blood C-
Something Weird A
The Gruesome Twosome B
The Girl, The Body, And The Pill B-
Blast-off Girls A-
She-devils On Wheels A-
Just For The Hell Of It A-
How To Make Doll D
The Wizard Of Gore B
Miss Nymphet's Zap-in A-
This Stuff'll Kill Ya! D-
Year Of The Yahoo! D+
The Gore Gore Girls A-
Blood Feast 2 D+

Ingolf Eskedahl
03-24-2005, 12:05 PM
Gore Gore Girls: A
2000 Maniacs: A+
Blood Feast: A+
The Gruesome Twosome: C
She devils on Wheels: B

Carl Perez
03-26-2005, 04:27 PM
I just LOVE Scum of the Earth!

"You're no better than a woman who sells herself! To a man! In fact, you're worse! And now, Little Miss Muffet is all . . . OUTRAGED VIRTUE!!!"

scott favareille
03-28-2005, 12:48 PM
"You're damaged merchandise..and this is a fire sale."

"You kids make me sick."

Carl Perez
03-28-2005, 08:14 PM
"Now you listen! And you listen WELL!"

Gunnar Jonsson
03-28-2005, 08:44 PM
How about this one from She-Devils on Wheels.

"Go fumigate yourself, craphead!"

Carl Perez
03-28-2005, 09:39 PM
"Craphead." Gotta love it!

Darryl M
03-28-2005, 11:42 PM
BLOOD FEAST A-
SCUM OF THE EARTH A
TWO THOUSAND MANIACS A+
MOONSHINE MOUNTAIN A-
MONSTER A GO-GO D- (not really a true H.G. film)
COLOR ME BLOOD RED B+
A TASTE OF BLOOD B-
THE GRUESOME TWOSOME A
SOMETHING WEIRD A-
BLAST OFF GIRLS A+
JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT A+
ZAP IN C-
THE WIZARD OF GORE A
THIS STUFF'LL KILL YA A
YEAR OF THE YAHOO C+
GORE GORE GIRLS A+
BLOOD FEAST 2 : ALL YOU CAN EAT C

Darryl M
03-28-2005, 11:43 PM
how did I forget...SHE DEVILS on WHEELS???? A+

Ian Miller
03-29-2005, 12:27 AM
"little Harley, you better show some guts in that race!"

"C'mon poppa, move it into the stud line! You heard me, now MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!"

Mark Frazer
03-29-2005, 07:49 PM
The Adventures of Lucky Pierre - C-
Blood Feast - A+
The Gore-Gore Girls - C
The Gruesome Twosome - C+
She-Devils on Wheels - B-
Two Thousand Maniacs - A-
The Wizard of Gore - C+

Ryan Clark
08-16-2007, 03:12 PM
Blood Feast: A-
Two Thousand Maniacs!: B
Color Me Blood Red: B-
A Taste of Blood: B+
The Gruesome Twosome: A
Something Weird: A+
She-Devils On Wheels: A-
How To Make a Doll: F
The Wizard of Gore: A
The Gore Gore Girls: A+

Ian Miller
08-16-2007, 04:09 PM
Is HOW TO MAKE A DOLL that bad?

Calvin R.
08-16-2007, 04:20 PM
Yeah, that bad, but its an additional feature on the Doctor Gore dvd ( which is awesome, btw ), so nobodys complaining.

Y. Dudelle
08-16-2007, 04:23 PM
It's like a 75 minute epic.

Albert P
08-16-2007, 07:23 PM
Blood Feast - B-
Two Thousand Maniacs - A+
Color Me Blood Red - C
Gruesome Twosome - B
Gore Gore Girls - A
Wizard of Gore - A+
Taste of Blood - A
How to Make a Doll - C
Something Weird - B
She Devil's On Wheels - B+